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Who /never happy/
I just wish i had friends or somebody to talk to
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I'm /always angry/.
I'm /always bored/ but I think that's just a manifestation of /always sad/
Legitimately haven't enjoyed anything for 15 months. I've gone on every medication you can think of and I've been to countless counsellors and not a single thing has made me feel even remotely better. Nothing I have no interests of desires and when bad things happen to me I don't even react any more. Sometimes it gets so bad that I just lay in bed for 16 hours from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, not even getting up to eat or shit or open the curtains or anything. I just lie there. Getting onto r9k is a big step for me but even still I'm not interested in anything. I can honestly say that if I won the power all lotto id just lay in bed all day and hire someone to make me food
If this keeps up until June I'm planning on killing myself but I'm not sure if I'd even have the motivation to do that.
>My boss asked me if I was gay yesterday
Does she like me, and want to see if I'm straight, or does she just think I'm a faggot?
Okay dude first off
>>26340743
If a woman questions whether or not you like dick, she's probably not attracted to you.
>>26340761
And then you gotta
Who /wastedpotential/ here?
>7/10
>6'0 not fat
>too socially inept to make friends or even talk to females
>dumb as a brick
>became neet for past years
>leave house once a week for food
>spend all day fapping to hentai and shitposting
>inb4 attractive normie get out reeeeeee
Same here
I'm 179cm and 70kg with normal face,knowledge and shit
I could be a pretty normal guy but i'm just here listening to music all day and shitposting
>5'11
>low center of gravity
>fat
feels bad man
>>26340733
If you're dumb as a brick how are you wasted potential?
You're dumb as a brick...
They hid it from us. The bastards erased all trace of our past lives as powerful beings and ushered in the orwellian dystopia we're currently living in. Plato knew the truth of our origins. The fall of Atlantis is based on an actual event that took place aeons ago, when humanity itself was still in its newborn phase. Plato dedicated his life to teaching us what we forgot all those years ago. The Republic is modeled after our once mighty empire, before its tragic demise washed away all knowledge of its existence. He wrote about the cave, the ascent to enlightenment, the ultimate good, the forms. On a clear day, you can see the form behind the material.
We're only a shadow of our true selves. Our ancestors were immensely powerful. They held reign over the elements, moved mountains, took to the skies like eagles. Nothing was impossible.
That power still lies within us, waiting to be rediscovered.
None of this is real. It's only a temporary dream from which we'll one day wake up and return to our former glory.
Or we will descend so far that any trace of the light is extinguished
meaningless bullshit
Please tell me you're talking about Spirit science so I can laugh at you.
What do I do /r9k/ why was I given such a small penis?
>why was I given such a small penis
Because some men are just made to suffer.
>>26340601
It's nice, but that's some weird ass foreskin.
>>26340637
thanks :)
I'm pretty fat 202lbs
Who killing themselves by 30 here? Only 4 years to go. The thought scares me shitless jumping off a high structure.
me too. Also 4 years to go lel.
>>26340320
"The thought scares me shitless" anyone who jumps off the golden gate bridge and survived says they regretted it ASAP. I would suggest trying drugs but what ever they might change your mind about not living
I have decided to live a parasitic and malevolent existence instead.
Was there anyone at your school who was a bigger loser than you, or were you the worst?
>>26340158
I was just kind of a nonentity
>>26340158
I hanged out with all the losers all throughout my school life, I think it's a tie between me and like my only friend who was reading hentai in class - but of course he told them it was hentai I recommended him, and I was busy jerking it in the bathroom stalls while skipping class so I'm not sure who's the bigger loser. I was just better at hiding it I guess.
there were plenty of people, but they had excuses like aspergers and retardation and being poor and being obese
I didn't have anything conspicuously wrong with me but I was still an outcast.
Any robots play Old School RuneScape (OSRS)?
>>26340135
I want to say this is a private server. How else do you have 3rdage and maxed out without being a popular youtuber/streamer?
Not anymore, got banned for botting twice, even after I'd stopped using any after my first ban
>>26340135
Can I play with you while you play timescale tho :p
What day is it, wagecuck?
>>26340091
it's exaggerated. some people find jobs they love and don't mind going to work in the mornings
>>26340111
Hahaha wagecuck defends his slavery yet again.
>>26340091
Thisis a question they can't answer because they're too confused due to working too much.
Does anyone else here wish their parent would literally just drop dead?
>mom is a bitch
>literally always pissed off and yelling
>slams shit when people are trying to get ready for bed while talking to herself
>mumbles mean shit as she walks by and slams doors
>freaks out 24/7
>acts sick/injured for attention
>every time me and my friends start laughing or I have a drink she goes on a rampage of slamming shit and screaming to herself
>she does nothing but sit inside her room getting more miserable by the second
>she has no friends or family at all no one can even stand being near her
>dad is too stupid/poor to divorce her
>she drinks every day and goes on a rampage of yelling at everyone and doing chores loud as fuck
The drunker she gets the meaner and she just lays in bed with a gallon of $10 vodka all day. She does everything she can to piss me off for no reason at all. She's just a moaning groaning cunt and she's already near death I wish I could finish the job. Every time she wakes up in the middle of the night she sounds like a dying 90 year old zombie.
>>26340060
Why don't you move out of the house and find your own place? Spineless much
>>26340101
I have no car and I'm 60 miles from any jobs the only plan I can think of is going to be homeless in a city
>>26340060
Have you ever asked what the fuck is wrong with her and why she's so miserable?
How old is she?
When did you first realise that in hetero porn you want to be the girl?
I don't like straight porn, I don't want to see other men's dicks.
I'd like to be the girl in lesbian porn, though.
>>26340189
>tfw you can see his anus
I want to be a girl in lesbian porn.
>tfw no jaw
Don't tell me to lose weight. I've tried and it doesn't work. Pic related isn't me but I look similar but with a slightly wider forehead.
>>26339904
Why do you even need a jaw
>>26339920
Because being ugly isn't fun?
>>26339904
mate i know this isn't what you want to hear but if you justused that blue fucking energy aura to blast bitchesyou could be chadtier friendo
Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you had a restful two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
Another day, another 150 pounds. And I get to shitpost just as much as you, friendo =]
>>26339911
What the fuck is your job?
>>26339911
>mfw people think NEETdom is the life when they could have gotten a degree in shitposting
Welcome to your Daily Reminder that you will finish 2016 without having improved your life in exactly the same way as 2015.
Current date: 8th February 2016. It'll be 2017 before you know it.
But feel free to prove me wrong... If you can.
Don't start wallowing how you wished you could go back in time if you're wasting everyday of your life.
Don't say that i haven't been giving you daily reminders how you could do something with your life right now while it's still 2016 instead of 2020 or some shit.
Don't start crying when it's 2020 and you say stupid shit like 'What would you have done different if you could go back to 4 years ago'
fuck this actually is giving me the courage to go talk to her
>>26339800
You can do it robot !
daily cute deliver btw
Reminder that even the smallest change can lead you towards a better future :^)
Is Rick and Morty a normie show?
yes omg this show is so frickin awesome i love the way they talk really really really fast like wow thats is so cool and the way things happen on the show its like omg super cool wow wow wow i really really love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I thought it was going to be but I actually kind of like it
I don't see what is so normie about it desu, someone said it was really reddit like mut only in that first scene when he said god isnt real which was like one sentence
literally every tv show is for normies. No tv producer would take someone like me into account when making a show. Then again they have no reason to.
