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Archer.
4chanfuckin original
What the fuck is "reddit" about archer?
>>26347663
deciding to not like something because someone on /v/, /mu/, or /tv/ called it Reddit is ironically pretty fucking Reddit.
>at bar with couple of buddies
>just minding our own business
>in daily speech I use words like "faggot"(fav word) , "gay" and "fag" all the time
>all of a sudden 3 chads walk up to me and my friends all aggressive
>the one Chad looks at me and tells me to cut my hate speech
>says it's 2016 and you can't talk like that anymore
>say how would I like it if they started saying phrases like "fat ugly creepy guy"
>spilling spaghetti at this point, and none of my friends are backing me up
>apologize to the guys and say I'll stop
>they walk to other side of bar
>group of girls overhearing walk up to them saying it was "so brave of them to stand up to that asshole"
I just want to crawl up in a tunnel and die. What could have I done in this situation?
go back to bar and shoot up the place
>how would I like it if they started saying phrases like "fat ugly creepy guy"
Tell them sure, you don't care because you aren't a massive bitch
>>26347600
shouldnt have even acknowledged them
if they had hit you then you take them to court because they were ganging up on you
Their inferior intellect and easy life only lowers our culture and principles.
Is this the only way to stop them propagating their wrong genetics?
>>26347599
Do you base your view of the chadlike people of the world on movies?
>>26347649
>guys please, Chad has a phd on quantum engines
>guys C-Chad is a good guy
Faggots like you should be used for suicide bombings
>>26347649
>be me
>all my life bullied by Chads of inferior intellect
>have to work my ass off to get into college
>gonna end up with a huge loan
>find like 5 of the chads who i was in HS with, they never went into class and failed everythinjg
>they are now studying in a top university free because muh football team
>they probably get free pass on every subject
>they still slap my head everytime they see me
Share your unusual feels itt:
>tfw you decided to skip school on a day some retard tried to shoot up your school
>tfw havin a wank in room 'n' mum comes in and she smells it on the air
>MDMA all night and now my brain has run out of happy
>>26348453
Feeling this feel currently.
Coping with pot
>ywn be so autistic that your mom will rub her huge tits all over you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ154jWRsU
>>26347395
damn her boobs are magnificent
here we see thae autist in his natural habitat, resting for the night
>>26347465
she will never put her boobs on your head
Foot fetishists, can you help me determine whether or not I have a foot fetish? :(.
So, I was just fapping to this image, right. I was pretty pent-up, haven't cum in like a day or two. I was just scrolling through my porn folder, masturbating, looking for dicks and pussy when I found this. At first I was like, hey, Panty being a dickgirl's pretty hot, fapfapfap; imagining this somehow being canon is p. hot, fapfapfap. But then I was like, hey, Panty's uncut, but in the anime she only fucked dudes who were cut, and shamed the one uncut dude she met; that's pretty interesting. So then, still fapping furiously to Panty's uncut cock and her balls, I guess cause I ended up masturbating to weird circumcision fetishism, I imagined the tip of Panty's cock being hypersensitive, and that was when I started looking at her feet and couldn't look away.
It was kinda weird to me cause I was like, omg, I don't want to be a foot fetishist, that's too far down the rabbit hole 4 me, so I tried to focus back on Panty's cock, but it wasn't pushing me over the edge, so, horny and stubborn, I just focused my attention on Panty's feet. I was imagining fucking her missionary, and I couldn't really imagine stimulating her feet in any way, since that were just being somewhat stimulated by the air from her being fucked, so I imagined her putting her feet on my face and I came buckets....
What happened here? I don't want to be a foot fetishist :((((. After cumming I didn't even really feel shame, but I still told myself that I was just trying to be a selfless lover since Panty's cock was hypersensitive, and stimulating her feet was the natural course of action since they're sensitive and bearably so, I guess....
I've never fapped to feet before. anons pls. I hope at least someone reads this....
>>26347281
>omg, I don't want to be a foot fetishist, that's too far down the rabbit hole 4 me
>is happy jerking off to cartoon girls with dicks
yeah ok buddy
>>26347726
It's hard to explain desu but fapping to feet is kinda 2humanworship4me.... I don't want to like humans that much...
>>26347762
you're fapping to anime feet so who cares
![300172_138122622945677_491326_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sHHNsVF.jpg "300172 138122622945677 491326 n[1]")
You know the drill.
Kill, fuck, marry and ignore one.
>>26347229
Fuck kill ignore marry
>>26347229
marry tan shirt
fuck the blonde on the left
ignore black dress
kill orange dress
Fuck and kill all of them in no specified order.
I miss her so much. I wonder what she's doing right now.
Ashley thread ;_;
>>26347174
>I wonder what she's doing right now.
sucking dicks
Unfunny sam hyde rip-off who gets by on her prepubescent looks that attract beta males
she shouldn't have made so many videos after the first channel
it was very obvious how not funny or smart she was.
>You will never be white
Why not? Michael Jackson did it.
>tfw whiteim actually a slav
>tfw blackbot
Sometimes I feel like fucking ripping off my skin. At least then I wouldn't be fucking black anymore.
Honestly fuck this existence. There is no worse fate than being born black.
dude, that's the last straw. i give up on girls. pic related (from another thread) proved that you can't win with girls if your face isn't good looking.
so what should i focus on now? i already lift, have a job, and am in school, but what now? i feel like im doing all of this is for a wife and family but i dont want any of that anymore.
it'd be cool if you guys could post more pic like the OP btw. my mind is just... i always thought personality mattered.
Maybe try by saying something other than "Hi" with some faggy little emoji
>>26338680
those are messages to him, not from
he made a blank profile with a few photos of a male model and got a shitload of messages
>tfw 23
>realise that people went places
>stories to tell, experiences, travels, some took risks...
>too autistic to step outside your comfort zone
>you'll stay in your yuro town until you die
end it please
>>26346980
same but soon 28, friend
i moved out at 24 but going to another city and sitting in a studio apartment hasn't changed anything
>>26346980
You're only 23 you dumb faggot, most people your age haven't done shit
>>26347124
thanks anon, that's comforting.
So I went on a date last night with this girl from tinder I met literally 6hrs beforehand and we found that we had a lot in common. I went on the date, broke as fuck, weighing 250lbs and having a shitty beard. I bought this girl coffee for 2$ (Starbucks) and we talked about Pokemon, anime, videogames, for an hour. She looks decent and she gave me a hug after the date and said she really wants to hang out again. I can't believe all the lies I used to believe on this website before ACTUALLY going on a date. There are no such things as "chads" only the perception you have of yourself. I was scared and I was nervous but I'm so glad I FORCED MYSELF TO GET OUT THERE EVEN THOUGH I FELT LIKE SHIT. I didn't have sex but I now have a VERY positive relationship with this girl and not having enough money to spend with her has motivated me to get out and find a more steady job and save my money instead of sitting in front of my desktop all day shit posting about how horrible my life is.
>>26346956
>hugged
>"let's hang out again"
You're just becoming one of her friends.
>>26347101
This. You're fucked anon, tinder is for fucking, not for going on a dates. If you didn't fuck you won't fuck, simple.
>anecodtal evidence
Into the trash it goes
>>26347101
This
Believe what you want, but you have no idea how hard it is for a robot to even leave the house you normalfag fuck
if some 5/10 would offer you to lose your virginity , would you do it?
i would
>>26346904
yes.
god knows I'm not gonna get any either way.
2D or 3D?
[Insert original comment here]
>>26346904
Only if she passes down my genes
Having a big penis sucks so much. The condoms they sell everywhere are too tight, women don't want to try anal and ofter their vaginas are too small and then there are the blowjobs that are always with lots of teeth. God damn it, I didn't ask for this.
>>26346791
Having an average size cock is god tier. Big dicks, much like big breasts, only attract degenerates.
>and then there are the blowjobs that are always with lots of teeth
Then find a girl who knows how to suck cock. I have huge girth and it is irrelevant when a girl knows how to suck it right
My cock is 2fat. I've had regularly sized Trojans and durex snap multiple times, and leave a huge bruise on my dick once.
If i get too rough, I end up stabbingthe girl's cervix with my dick.
but they love it.
>physical science class
>get sitting right in front of me is chewing ice
>no mouth closed
>full throttle mouth chewing'
>CRACK CRUSH CRACK CRACK CRUSH
>he is fucking doublefisting ice out of his cups
>professor is continuing his lesson as quietly as possible
>ice eating retard attempts to answer questions with mouthfuls of ice
>CRUSH CRUSH CRACK CRUSH CRACK
i'm about to pop a blood vessel, what the FUCK do i do
>>26346701
shoot up the whole school
>>26346725
im seeing fucking red, wouldnt be able to aim
He'll realize the errors of his ways when his teeth are ruined
