There are only 3 requirements to being a robot
>You must be male
>You must be red pilled on women
>You must be introverted
And that's it. The first is absolute, for the 2nd it is tolerated if you are in the process of becoming redpilled.
As long as you meet these three, you can be a robot.
>>26346611
The Eternal female has slid this thread
you forgot
>must be a virgin
I'll extend the list
>male
>redpilled on women
>virgin
>neet or low income wagecuck
>some degree of mental illness
I think that paints a wide enough picture of what a robot is.
ITT
Fictional characters that are literally you
Pic is me tbqh senpai
>>26346559
I've been told that I look like the actor Adam Driver, just way more skinny. I can relate to Kylo Ren as well though.
>>26346559
Kudos to everybody who knows who that is.
Turns out he was literally me all along.
How the fuck can beauty like this even exist? She looks like she came straight out of a eugencis program.
>>26346439
> makeup
> professional photographer
> photoshop
show me some rl pics of this hoe
>low nose bridge
>no cheek bones
>no vertical abdominal line
>barely visible collar bone
>big teeth
Poor taste OP
>>26346845
Shit, you sure showed him a thing or two.
Yfw outside campus
Natural selection about to happen
Original comment
Bumps
I don't know what you're up to OP but do it anyway
How do you feel about not ever being able to really please a woman with your under, above or plain average penis?
bad. thats an understatement.
life is fucking pain
>>26346274
I don't have that issue cucklord
>>26346274
it's ok I guess, I enjoy getting fucked in the butt way more
Post perfect girls.
>Does not dress like a slut
>Loves her culture and is a good traditional girl
>Not fat but also not a skinny twig
>Feminine and yet not girly in a retarded way
>>26346259
LMAO. She looks fucking disgusting.
mfw no neonazi gf
>>26346259
nein/10 would date
IF YOU LIKE CROSSDRESSING ANIME BOYS THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO SHAVE UR LEGS AND WEAR RAINBOW SOCKS UP TO UR THIGHS AND POST CLOSE UP PICS OF UR DIRTY BUTTHOLE AND WRINKLY SACK AND """"""""""""""""FEMININE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" PENIS AND COMMUNICATE TO OTHER PEOPLE SUCH AS YOUR SELF VIA CROPPED ORGASMING ANIME GIRL FACES AND STUTTER TYPING...
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>>26346048
I actually do all of those things sometimes, except for wearing rainbow socks
>>26346109
Rainbow socks are really hot tho :) I always picture myself taking them away from you really slowly :p
>>26346109
What went wrong in your life to make you do those things?
>tfw your country sucks
How do I move to America?
>>26346046
>Wanting to move to a country that mutilate their babies at birth
kek
On a serious note though
>Become real pro at computer game
>Find American team
>They pay for you to move there
It happens in csgo at least.
well, it's hard to get in but the good thing about America is anyone can become an American. Unlike other countries, if you move here and become a citizen you're an American.
>>26346543
Yeah, I'm really good at League of Legends but I doubt I'll ever get good enough to get picked up by an NA team.
>>26346567
That's certainly not true for Sweden lol
>"No I don't think it's autistic. I mean I might be wrong, I'm no doctor or anything. But honestly I think it's sort of attractive that you're so passionate about something in life. I've met so many people who are happy to just drift around trying their best to fit in and be like other people. For better or worse you're kinda unique in that sense. I understand you're sensitive to how other people perceive you, but I suppose it's because they probably don't come across people like you all that often....
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>>26346031
Not try again! Can't you just leave us alone!
>>26346031
I just want a hole to die in, anon. Why do you stand over that hole and dangle cute girls just out of my reach?
>"How was your Monday, Anon? Oh ok I guess. I'm real tired though, I didn't get much sleep last night. No no, it's not your fault. In fact I doubt I'd have gotten any sleep at all if you weren't with me. But I'm probably going to take a bath and then listen to some music in bed for a while until I get sleepy if you don't mind. If you want to, I mean if you're feeling tired too maybe you could join me? I like the music you introduce me too, it always makes me so relaxed and comfortable."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw]
>be australian
>greatest shitposters on the chans
>paid by the government to shitpost all day
We are the supreme beings.
And yet this is the best you could come up with. Your wages need to be cut.
>>26346005
I'm trying my best.
>>26346073
You don't get paid to try your best, you get paid to be the best, and frankly I'm just not seeing it.
"I love you"
"I love you too"
if you say "i love you" the female will always without a doubt say without even thinking, "I love you too". And when they say "I love you" to you, you must without hesitation say in return "I love you too".
In theory you could trap a woman in an infinite loop by spending a whole day saying "I love you" to her, and then hypnotizing her and then making that the only thing she can say.
This could be the solution.
Told my ex that once and she replied "its to early to tell anon"
Into the trash your idea goes
She'll only see it as weakness. You can't ever say this.
>>26345965
they've degraded love down to a colorless word that has far less meaning that it should
"I love these shoes"
"I love iced coffee"
"I love Fridays"
it means far less to them than it does to us. When was the last time you heard a guy say "love"? 95% certain he was talking about a SO when he said it.
>I wish I had an abortion, you ruined my entire life
>>26345901
Iktfb
>I'm just so done with you. Hopefully i get custody so your father has to pay more child support to me.
>>26345901
>brother is having a birthday party downstairs
>i'm hiding up in my room
>his friend says "should we go get anon?"
>brother says "no, just leave him"
>>26345901
This is literally what my mother said to my autistic brother.
She's gone from rugby player Chad to a technology businessman...WOW, guess there's light at the end of the tunnel for us all, eh brobots?
Worthless, talentless, overrated femi-tramp
>>26345869
She hit the wall early, not just saying that either she really does look quite gross in that picture
>>26345869
no because now her pussy is loose and now she will always still instinctually crave the chad cock whether she likes it or not.
>tfw dating a single mom
B-b-but cuck!
Yeah, at least I'm getting laid and not whining about >tfw no gf
Go ahead, lay your hate on me
>being this much of a slave to pussy
Kek, you're beyond pathetic.
>I'm a normie boasting because i'm unhappy with how my life turned out to be the thread
That's most likely what will happen to me senpai. Just don't get her pregnant and raise one kid that's yours and one bastard child. Have fun robot
Why do normies love the world and love everyone and want peace and goodwill on earth and say stupid things like be thankful?
Fuck I wish I could shoot every last normie who says that.
I can't wait for the day of the rope.
>>26345816
When will this day happen anon? Also plz elaborate, I want to learn
>>26345857
Probably never but I dream of a day when nukes explode destroying Hollywood and all other normie cities and all the Chads women love evaporate.
Then betas armed with automatic weapons and machine guns and shotguns storm the streets executing all alphas and normies.
The remaining females are put on trial and all the whores are hung for their brethen to see.
And traitorous normalfag scum like cyborgs and failed normies hang high from gallows. With their eyes bulging out and blood and mucus running...
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>>26345816
>love the world and love everyone
most normies are actually beta. Helps to avoid confrontation.
>want peace and goodwill on earth
generic empty morality that they use to gain social leverage.
>and say stupid things like be thankful?
same as above
With normies, everything is about gaining social leverage in the safest way possible.