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FUCKING SLUTTY GIRLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol
Come on OP, you normie retard.
>>26342329
>for you
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>that smiley face
Damn OP you're so quirky and out of the norm xD
>tfw going to bed at 3 pm
Who fucked up sleep schedule here? I don't even know how normies can manage their sleep well for wagecucking.
I usually go to sleep at 1-2 in the night, if not later. Even if I have to be up early for work. Not sure how adults can go to sleep before 11pm-midnight
>>26342223
I finally got my sleep schedule right but I can barely sleep anymore fuck I get like 7 or 8 if I'm lucky
>>26342317
Are you fucking kidding me? 8 hours is plenty enough sleep. What are you, a baby?
fat female feels
> get fat
> no one wants you
> start losing weight
> gain the attention of creepy old homeless guys
> miss being invisible
> just wanted to look good in my Zara jeans
REEEEEEEEEE
>zara
you are not only fat but you are also poor
>Zara jeans
Pleb as fuck t b h
Well, why don't you fuck around with the homeless guys? I mean like lead them on, sounds fun
>work really hard to get into football to seem more like a normie and chad
>go to a super bowl party
>talk stats and facts about players
>normies aren't interested
>this hillary clinton blaziken looking bitch comes out to sing the national anthem
>the one fag starts screaming "LADY GAGA YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" over and over and the stupid girls join him
>watch rest of game but it's too boring because they played too defensively
>rest of normies and fags talking about how much they loved the super bowl because of lady gaga and beyonce
I
fucking
hate
faggots
>>26342182
Only chads and dads actually like sports you wasted time with the normies they just wanted to have a "super bowl party"
>>26342182
Duh. The superbowl is the worst game of the year in terms of actual football. Its just a fucking normie fest with all the stupid blaziken reptilian normie celebrities and retarded commercials that are "funny".
They arent funny. They are fucking jew schemes to get money.
>>26342182
>liked it because of two shit tier singers
Everything about it was horrible
The actual game was horrible and the halftime show was horrible
Fucking hate normies
>you will never be a magical girl
>you will never be a shota with a harem
Pre or post Law of Cycles?
It would be pretty dope to hang out in mahou shoujo heaven with Anne Frank and Joan of Arc.
>you will never be a mahou shounen
Suicidal ideation is good because you cannot be controlled.
Think about it. Somebody points a gun at your face and tells you to remove your clothes and begin constructing a pyramid, but you say no. You say no and they kill you. Then, your killer moves on to the next potential slave with the same threats and the same demands. This person says yes. This is how slave races are born, because some people will value a slaves existence over no existence at all. What is worse still is the fact that, on top of choosing the slave life, the survivors continue to BREED.
To me, this is one of the most disappointing aspects of the human condition. Think of how much better things could be if everybody just said no and died. But they didn't. And all this is a consequence of their inability to choose death over slavery. Most of the people I've known who committed suicide were very nice people. They killed themselves because their existence sucked, good for them. It really is too bad that humans can't do this more often and that humans can't control their reproductive urges more effectively.
Seriously, if you don't have a twenty car garage and millions of dollars in the bank, you should consider getting yourself castrated. Every time I see some starving child in Africa that's meant to inspire pity, you know what I feel? Malice. Because that child's mother was too fucking stupid to realize that they were birthing a person into a world of pain, starvation, and slavery. Am I supposed to take pity on some Indian brick kiln workers? Because I don't, I want to bash their brains in with a fucking brick.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. I really could derive some sadistic pleasure from whipping and torturing some slaves, because humans fucking disgust me. Do I disgust you?
>>26342031
>do I disgust you
You might disgust naive worthless people
You're don't impress anyone, you should also watch that edge
>>26342031
Exactly similar thoughts, OP. You wasnt born on your own terms, but you can die on your own terms.
That's something about honor, I guess.
>>26342031
No Anon you don't disgust me. In fact I couldn't agree more with you. Being a misanthrope myself I cannot fathom why poor people choose to spawn children. It's like they do not posses any ounce of common sense. Their resources are obviously limited as it is. I hope someone engineers a virus that renders most humans sterile. Because it all just seems so pointless to be honest.
>tfw your 6ft6
>tfw you were obese (121kg)
>tfw you are now in good condition (82kg)
>tfw your shitskin
>tfw you still cannot get laid.
>tfw 4 matches on tinder in a month and 0 responses.
Why bother living?!?! I've tried changing
Pic related is me
Have you tried Germany?
I hear shitskins are really popular there.
As a non-robot: Just go outside mate, tinder is a sausagefest.
>>26341933
im in Australia
>>26341936
where anon? bars/clubs/pubs are not my thing i dont drink or enjoy the loud music.
Hey /r9k/
I want to go full isolation mode,not touching the Internet,my phone,anything for a week.What should I expect?Do you think it'll do any good to me?I will not contact my gf or other people at all,I will just turn off my cell phone and my pc.
What should I expect?What will happen?
>>26341857
what gf? you have gf? den getta fuck outta here
You will either go insane or you'll cave under the pressure and revert back to your normal externality-addicted self
The former is way more fun
>>26341902
Please no shitposting.The fact that I have one doesn't make me a normie or chad.
Are there people on this board who still actually believe in some sort of God or inherent meaning to life?
If you'd spend just a few days on /his/ and read a few books on the topic of God and whether or not a entity beyond the natural universe exists that could have created everything other than The God Delusion you'd realise the concept of a God is a logical necessity to the existence of our universe and the illusion we call "time"
Source: brought up in a shitty super Christian family and denounced God because I didn't like church like most other edgy teens, spent 6 years being a militant atheist then decided to actually look more into theistic arguments for "open-mindedness" sake and realised how wrong I was all this time.
>>26341767
I actually wish I could believe in something. But as good as I have become at deluding myself, that is once thing I cannot convince myself of.
>>26341923
Preach it brother, preach it good
I feel like i'm the only girl left who prefers tall, muscular guys. Everyone I know are into skinny guys...
>>26341763
Is that head shopped?
It looks way too small.
>>26341763
thats because skinny twinks are the best
>Women actually say shit like this and think they're unique for it
r9k opinion on amy schumer?
Probably one of the most disgusting creatures that populate this planet.
>>26341671
absolute gold,unapologetic,stereotype bashing and brave
what do you think, OP? I think she should die
Where's the best place to meet women /r9k/?
The maternity ward.
Domestic abuse shelter
>where
on literally any other man's cock but yours
There are no fucking solutions in this place. I can't beat my anxiety, my depression, my awkwardness and dumbness around people. I just can't. This place is so full of me's and none of us have an answer. We can't fucking figure out what to do. I am friendless, I have no motivation.
We are all going to fucking die here. I want to feel AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
SOME GENIUS ROBOT OUT THERE HELP ME!
>>26341624
Go to therapy or something then
>>26341624
Have you ever tried just being yourself?
It helped me with my depression and anxiety and I've had loads of girlfriends now.
>>26341624
/soc/ here
idk bro just be yourself.
post a pic and get an ego boost.
Prince Charming here. Daddy wants all his princesses to get the fuck back on Omegle. Also shouts out to my nigga kingblackchad he infact does get girls but you autists are too autistic to realize that even though he gave you proof. Now run along now as two real niggas conquer this website. Pic related
>>26341474
A 100 came and go I will remember the trip if you stay relevant
>>26341474
>picking up /r9k/ roasties
>eating at a literal buffet of shit
why would you even, anon
>>26341474
>Prince Charming
Don't flatter yourself kid you're a 6/10 at best....
Does anyone want to watch documentaries on shooters and serial killers on a streaming site if I set one up or if someone has one already up?
sounds interesting I guess.
i'd be up for it.
I'd like it, sounds interesting. Which site?
No I've already seen all(almost all) of them
