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>tfw procrastinated to the last minute
Anybody a procrastinator? Anybody got remedies for procrastination?
JUST DO IT
srs tho
>>24603525
A lot of times I can't find the will to do it. Like I can't get started at all or that I delude myself into thinking I have more time.
I've procrastinated to the point where staying up for more than 24 hours with 5 Hour Energy coursing through my veins is the norm
What are some normie hobbies that I can pick up
Pls respond robots
>>24603226
Bowling, golf, and darts.
>>24603226
>slightly normie
MMOs
Tons of sluts play em anymore, at the very least you can meet some cool people
>full-blown normie
Pool, Poker, sports.
>>24603268
>>24603257
These sound terrible
when on a bottle of beer it says "enjoy responisibly" what does that mean? What does it mean to drink it only respoinisibly?
>>24603153
Drink only as much as you can handle, and only in the appropriate situation for drinking where your intoxication won't harm or inconvenience others.
>>24603949
How do you know how much you can handle? Like right now I definitely feel a "buzz" but am still not stumbling or sluring at all. How much more is ok to drink? Im just never sure of this stuff. How do I know when to stop? I'm on my third beer. How many beers is too much
Don't drive drunk, don't go out and beat people up, don't call your oneitis to confess your feelings at 2am, don't stand in front of the 7/11 asking strangers for money and cigarettes, don't quit your job to drink all day, don't get so drunk that you vomit...
Shit like that.
it's 5am
i just came home from my parents house
i'm drunk as fuck and about to light up a joint
please keep me company
here is cute anime
joint was nice
1 found one friend on steam to ramble to
pls respond
ama
more anime
Here's some cute anime for you anon, I have more cute anime pics if you want me to share
>>24603678
i always like cute anime pics
>Lonely as fuck
>Hate humanity with a white-hot passion
You only hate humanity because you're lonely
Stop being lonely and you'll stop hating humanity
sage
>>24603076
Wrong, Freud. I'm lonely because I feel alienated from my own species because humanity is vile, evil, stupid and insane. It's destroying itself and the biosphere and anything good or sane is seen as thoughtcrime. I fucking hate you monsters.
>>24603055
Yeah, the world is filled with messed egos, people seem people being nice as a weak or "roaches" to be used and laughed at.
People are so worried about being taken advantage or thought less of they shut themselves off and only trust people that are like them, they cling to things like memes and non-witty ironic stuff so they can never be judged because they're just ghost without any solid beliefs, these people would hate themselves to fit in/go unnoticed.
They can never be pinned down to what they like or dislike they will make the claim that i was just being ironic or joking and at the end of the day they're not worth your time.
>hey anon, wanna play tag? You can fuck me if you catch me ;)
Ew, not with those pecs and broad shoulders.
bitch what the fuck
>>24602987
I did fuck that gir in HS
Does anyone else now unironically type 'desu senpai'?
test:
senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai
>>24603130
didn't expect it to work
>>24602925
im still typing roody poo and candy ass from the last time senpai
Even newer video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkboJTfcdd8
God this guy is on a roll.
THE HAUNTING CRIES OF THE EGGLADS
>>24602917
Do you have the superior male face aesthetics like Eggman?
Stop making these threads for yourself eggy.
Art is dead. Nothing but shit effortlessly spewed out by egotistic retards.
Art is alive. There are many great artists out there once you ignore the shit. New art forms like animation and comics have opened new avenues in the engine of transcendent experience.
Well well well.
I don't appeciate that the landscape changes the way it odes. Brick and concrete, white light, glass and steel. Enveloping millions, billions. Inescapable/
>the wrong generation nostalgia meme
lmao
if you actually took the time to learn about the history of art and how we got here, you'd know that modern art is the peak of artistic achievement
>there are people TODAY, browsing this board RIGHT NOW, who don't understand and appreciate that
baka
Youtubbers are fucking cringy, I can't even.
Whoa, is it 2009 again?
>>24602710
dark souls came out in 2011
I haven't seen the DaS one specifically, but that is a great channel if you want to cringe and hate teenagers.
I don't have positive female role models, so I look to anime.
Robots, how can I be more like an anime girl?
I'm working on clearing my skin and swearing less.
I'm KV but I'm a chubby-kun so it's not really endearing.
> I'm tsundere/genki mix, I care too much what others think to be kuudere.
>>24602683
What about, ya know, their values or their personality traits? You're never going to actually look like an anime.
>I'm a chubby-kun
lose weight for starters
>>24602771
This! Eat less you fat cow
What dies /r9k/ faggots think of this woman!
Look at her her face. What do you see.
>>24602574
Does***
Kind of good looking, but I have a feeling she's rip my face off. Not worth the risk.
>tfw indio spic manlet
>will never have a gf as qt as her
Who addicted to porn/masturbation/escorts here?
Masturbation addict here. I do at least 3 times a day, and that's a bad day. I can't fucking stop.
>>24602412
escorts are too expensive
I usually just manage with japanese fleshlights.
I've never masturbated in my life. 20/m
Who /shakyhands/ here?
>tfw people ask me why am I shaking
>are you cold
>are you nervous
I flap my hands because of my autism a lot and this makes people uncomfortable. I got kicked out of my dorm in sophomore year of college by my roommates because I flailed and flapped too much and they said I was making them uncomfortable.
me. I'm shaky!
I am. I feel like others think I'm on drugs or something because of it.
Robots,
I am an 18 y/o female who has been offered $500 to fart in the face of a robot. We met on here, he lives near me, and he is very serious about paying me. I told him I would post here and ask opinions about how dangerous and crazy people think it would be.
We would meet in a public place first, and then do it at a hotel room that he claims he will pay for. There would be no touching involved, but my my pants would have to be down.
So, how crazy would it be to do this? I would put my odds of being raped at 50/50. What do you think?
Fuck off, roastie. Why are you even here?
You will almost certainly be murdered. 50/50 pics of your body show up here.
>>24602278
are you from ohio? fuck you moot
