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Let's see what you fuckers look like
Art reaches its greatest peak when devoid of self-consciousness. Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make.
I fucking hate this stupid ass robot.
>>24574636
Thanks for participating, how was your thanksgiving? :- )
I just want to take a moment and say thank you Lord in Heaven for not making me african american.
I thought God loved all his children?
>>24597621
he probably does
however i am grateful that i am Caucasian instead of african american
How do we send all the niggers back to africa?
you cannot defend this
>>24597561
Whores don't fuck virgins.
People lose their virginity to women BEFORE they become whores.
Women become whores after they have bad relationships early in their life.
Women have bad relationships early in their life because they have daddy issues and end up pursuing bad boys.
I'm not a virgin, but the way I see it is "Girls only want Chad," is actually pretty accurate. So Chad gets to fuck a bunch of whores who have fucked all of the other chads, meanwhile ugly or autistic males don't get attention from girls because they know they can have Chad.
>>24597561
>that
>a woman
can't fool me jews
Philosopher Robert Nozick proposed the following thought experiment:
Suppose there were an experience machine that would give you any experience you desired. Superduper neuropsychologists could stimulate your brain so that you would think and feel you were writing a great novel, or making a friend, or reading an interesting book. All the time you would be floating in a tank, with electrodes attached to your brain. Should you plug into this machine for life, pre-programming your life's experiences?... Of course, while in the tank, you won't know that you're there; you'll think it's all actually happening. . . . Would you plug in? What else can matter to us, other than how our lives feel from the inside?
So /r9k/, would you?
>>24597284
yep... i would
yes, what the fuck are you talking about, like if this was a bad thing
Yes, if the things I wrote in the tank could be communicated to the real world. But I reckon that's out of the question.
Otherwise no, I have stuff to do here before I end it.
how important are memes in your life?
>>24597265
In today's world, memes are the only thing that really exist.
>>24597265
They're a big part
>>24597265
>tfw you would be dead without dank memes to help you cope
I prefer gifs to webms.
I've hated webms from day one and thought they were only a temporary thing.
Opening webms ruins my lurking experience as it reminds me of 9gag and facebook's embedded video players.
did goat die?
Webems are only better for porn.
And when sound is needed
>talks about his opinion on the difference between gifs and webms
>posts a jpg picture
step up nigga
Is it weird for a 21 year old to date an 18 year old if you've known them for years or should I wait another year
Go for it if you want to.
Not at all, family.
Date someone your age you creep.
>mfw liberal fags on fb actually believe the ISIS can be rationilized with and that we don't need military action
sup colin?
>>24596703
>Colin Palmer
TOP KEK OP
what up senpai
Hey Palmer what's shaking bro
Why don't you learn a foreign language?
I'm learning Mandarin and Spanish. Since we all have a lot of free time and internet access, there's no excuse not to. Literally since I started learning Chinese, I can now talk to cute chinese biddies in their tongue. Asking to practice their language with them is a great way to ask them out, and they'll think you're awesome for being a white guy learning their language. And learning languages makes you smarter.
So instead of discussing frogs on an imageboard, why don't you check out some language learning sites?
>>24596667
rosetta stone shill please go.
Ni3 si3
i'm learning spanish at the moment to be frank with you family.
/lat/ on /int/ sure do have some spicy memes muchachos
This is why i'm scared of girls :(
http://thetab.com/uk/cardiff/2015/11/27/how-to-cheat-on-your-boyfriend-or-girlfriend-at-uni-13498?utm_source=localxpost&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=pages
a little part of me dies with each passing day
>girls are so dumb they don't know how to spread their legs without reading a how to guide
WOOOOOOOOWW
Man seeing girls with logic like this stings.
Had a girl cheat on me with 5 guys while on a one week holiday to magaluf, sex with 3 and 2 blowjobs each on separate nights. She hadn't done anything like it before but thought nothing would follow her home. Her friend told me though, her excuse was it was a stupid mistake and that she only done it because she loved me and intended to spend the rest of her life with me so it was one last chance for her to experience other people. I wasn't in a good place for a long time after that
no wonder hispanic women don't get any love on here, they all look like this.
meanwhile asian women and white women age pretty well.
>white women age well
Kek ok then sir
>>24596575
>white women age pretty well
What the fuck am I reading?
>>24596609
Well posted my fellow shitsk- I mean person of colour.
When the fuck did everyone start calling normalfags "normies"?
Normie is slightly less cringeworthy than normalfag. normalfag sounds tryhard
When SJWs invaded and "fag" became too politically incorrect.
>>24596536
It's the other way around, neo-/r9k/ memers use "normie" along with whiny manchildren.
seriously "normie" sounds like a kindergarten-tier insult. Why not use normalfag? Afraid of being labelled a homophobe? What the fuck has this site come to.
Who /not a single friend/ here?
>>24596426
Reporting in.
The only "friend" i had (understand: person that would chat with me between/during classes) kicked me on kikebook.
only you, friend.
lost them all during a schizophrenic episode
>uh anon?...do you wanna go out sometime?
>>24596120
this eskimo witch seems more appealing each time I see her.
Sure, I've never ridden in a flying saucer before
s-sure. Red Robins sound good? Heheh..
Hey robots, I'd love to know your opinion on pornography and how it's influenced your life and your sexual tastes in particular.
>>24596091
I can't get a boner without seeing a chick covered in puke getting choked
Other than making it harder for me to cum. It really hasn't influenced my life at all.
I don't really watch it much anymore.
>>24596091
Porn doesn't really do much for me since I'm a demisexual.
