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I'm a cafe wageslave and was doing quite well with a girl but now some Indian manlet has joined and he makes fun of me in front of her and makes me look like a fool.
What do
>>24588482
Tell him to poo in loo
Bro. Unless your also an Indian manlet, you continue to have the upper hand
Remind him to wash his "poo hand" whenever he's in front of her
>>24588505
I don't think a meme will help me here
>he's not good with children
Giant red flag right there. Highly indicative of a low quality potential father.
>>24588437
>he is too good with children
>>24588437
i'm... really good with female children. they seem to like me, but boys are brats, all of them.
>he fucks your children
>not playing a dressup mmo to satisfy your RP tastes
S m h t b h f a m
Pic related my daughter, she's got daddy issues.
>>24588427
>>not playing a dressup mmo to satisfy your RP tastes
i did, spent a ton of $$$ on costumes, then grew out of it.
>>24588427
what mmo is that?
>>24588461
But didn't grow out of r9k loool
>>24588507
Gw2
I can't shit in old people's houses
>>24588358
I bite my nails and the skin near them to the point to make me bleed
>>24588411
I do this aswell. You're not weird.
>>24588358
From the ages of 10 to 15 instead of cumming in a piece of toilet paper and flushing it like a normal person, I'd rub the cum in my pubes and then just scrub that area next time I took a shower. What the fuck was I thinking
Why the heck are you guys so selfish during casual sex?
first for /balt/
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24588320
Because I'm the only one there.
>robots
>casual sex
nice bait
>tfw nobody to cater to your obscure and weird fetishes for erp
I know that feel, OP. It's awful having a scat fetish in part for this reason.
Are impossibly big girl cocks your fetish?
>>24588614
t-that, and them being grown bigger while they are bullied and embarassed
>go to ebay
>place bid on item days before the auction is over
>get the price up
>don't even want the item
>order hamburger at mcdonalds
>get hamburger
>tell them I said no onions
>get another hamburger free
>I actuaily don't mind onions
>mom asks how long ago my last shower was
>say 1 week
>actually 2 weeks
>pro-life
>kill a bunch of people
I hate myself for being ugly, but even more I hate all good looking men. Doesn't matter whether they're Chads, regular normans, or even attractive robots. FUCK ALL ATTRACTIVE MEN, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN A FIRE PAINFULLY. My life would be 1000x better if I wasn't ugly, even though numerous other issues would still prevent me from obtaining a girlfriend. Attractive men have huge advantages over me in every sphere of life - romantic, social, economic, and mental. I HOPE EVERY ATTRACTIVE MAN READING THIS GETS BEATEN HALF TO DEATH WITH A BASEBALL BAT TOMORROW SO THEY CAN FEEL MY PAIN OF BEING UGLY. No amount of surgery will fix me, and no female will ever want me. I am subhuman (manlet as well) trash. Everywhere I go people laugh at me and talk about me behind my back, because of my inferior facial aesthetics. This would not happen to me if I was taller and had a better chin and mouth area. There has been no redemption for me. I was born an ugly baby, grew up as an ugly child, and am now an ugly, short, disgusting man. This makes me depressed and bitter but, above all, ANGRY. I look at attractive men and I truly cannot comprehend how we are the same species. It is like I am an deformed baby chimpanzee in a world of prime silverback gorillas. Not only could they crush me with ease, but they are also more virile and goodlooking. I have tried to looksmax but to no avail. Getting thinner actually makes me look worse as my deformities become more pronounced. I am sick of my hideous face and if VR waifus are not a thing within a decade, I will simply kill myself.
>>24588109
I felt bad for you and then you made me laugh at the end with the waifus part, atleast you're funny in a depressing sort of way man
It doesn't matter if guys are ugly. At least you're not an ugly girl
Fuck you too man, I hate you too. We should battle, hand to hand combat, a knife fight to see who bleeds less. It would be great, you could channel your rage and I could channel mine. Do something with your life you sniveling faggot, go run away to the wilderness and build a cabin and live off the land. D something cool
So /r9k/ what age do you think someone can become a robot?
Personally I believe that it's a lot of our experiences as children and teenagers in failing school, getting bullied and generally being treated as outcasts which causes us to become robots but I don't know at what age it becomes possible to be a robot. Of course kids lack the large form of failure which is living with your parents as an adult.
Feel free to share stories about how you were fucked since childhood. Anything from shitty parenting to school life.
My earliest memory of school is from the first grade when I tried to hang out with a group of semi-popular kids and they flat out told me to go away because they didn't want to play with me. I failed to make any friends in elementary school. I tried at a few points to be sociable. I tried to start raising my hand when I knew the answer, to start making small talk with the people I ate with at lunch, etc. It never went anywhere, so I always reverted back to my old loner ways.
I kept trying every few years until I was about 15 years old. That was when I gave up, after 8 or so years of trying to make friends with no success. This was the first time I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder and I dropped out of school.
That was eleven years ago. I've since managed to finish school, enroll in high school, drop out of high school, get back, drop out a second time and finally finish high school at age 24. This year I started college. After three months I've decided to quit and get on neetbux again. I'm 26 years old and I doubt I'll ever work a day in my life.
For some people the game is rigged from the start.
>>24588303
Shit. That's pretty fucking awful.
When I was 4 I had selective mutism and I already was super scared of talking to people in general.
I'm pretty sure it's genetic
Having a small penis is fucking killing me. It's like a physical reminder of my inferiority.
It's not fucking fair.
>Oh, gosh...I don't think I can take all of that, anon
You will never hear those words.
>>24587986
Monos eimoun, monos eimai xare mou
Tin psixi mou pare mou
>>24588010
Nigger, do you even think I'll ever get a girlfriend?
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
Original Post, I swear
KiII me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
It doesn't even have to be peacefully
I came back drunk 5 hours ago, and for some reason my brother was up in the computer, but I didn't give it much thought.
Anyways I was super tired and didn't even bother taking off my clothes and went to bed and try to fall asleep. A few minutes later I feel someone inside my room, and it was my brother. He literally stared at me for a few minutes and copped a feel of my breast and ass, and I felt like he took something out from my room.
What would be the best course of action now, expose and kick him out or let him explain and let it pass?
just talk to him
>>24587719
What if this happens again?
Don't even confront him with it just let it go.
How does one escape this cycle?
You can't escape inertia. An outside force has gotta interrupt it.
>>24587561
You do something despite feelings of powerlessness
Just do something. Take control of your life. Go out there and be the best you can be.
BEE YOURSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EALnQOqONcI
Rate me faggots.
And how I do go about getting a gf.
gif unrelated
>And how I do go about getting a gf.
Lern2grammar
lol @ that blue steel
Just what was going on in your mind when you taped this? Please tell me it's someone else's video and you just happened to come across it.
Why did we start eating bread? Is it the Jews? We never should have started planting grain. It's poison!
i've seen it guys! bread... is people!
>>24587213
It's poison you maggot!
because both grain and bread are relatively easy to produce, very versatile, and most importantly taste good. this anti gluten bullshit is just a fad, like atkins or lemon and chili purges
