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so last night i went to a party like a true normie, and ended up kissing one of my friends. Today she sends me a message asking me to marry her. wat do? Normies move fucking fast man.
marry her u fucking lemon
>>24592308
> delving into the legal scam that is marriage which will ensure you get screwed over for the rest of your miserable little existence
don't
You better fucking do it, dude. It's the law.
Who here /barelyeuropean/
Slavs, Armenians, Lithuanians get in here and squat and drink potato-based alcohol while smoking multiple cigarettes at once
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All of the Lithuanians I've met have had fair hair and blue eyes
And they're usually tall
Not sure how much more european you want
>>24592573
Its an /int/ meme, anon.
>a girl from my group added me on facebook of her own accord
holy shit is she hitting on me? we never even talk
nah
she wants to ask you for homework because she had no time, she went on a short wellness holiday trip with chad over the weekend sucking him off all night
Ask her if she wants the dick
Yes she definitly wants the dick and there is no way she just wanted to add a friend.
Why ARE you racist?
>race baiting
back to /pol/ kiddo
>>24592138
Because of white privilege
Because white people are fucking faggots. They're either liberal tools or racist douchebags. They always go on about "muh ADHD" when everyone knows ADHD was made up to explain the white-asian IQ gap. They are incapable of doing things sincerely because "muh irony." White culture, modern white culture, is SHIT!
>wanting to fuck this make you gay
its pretty gay yeah
but it is cute
>>24592133
what is it/he/she called
>>24592167
sarina valentina flam
What is your favourite chocolate bar, rowboats?
>>24591935
goo goo gaa gaa
>>24591974
This and pic related(I think it counts as a chocolate bar)
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Reddit the nationality.
What's wrong with your union flag there m8?
I don't see a maple leaf on that flag.
>>24591752
Holy shit I just noticed that.
when will you get a girlfriend?
>>24591581
When I'm wanted. Nobody wants me. it's really quite pathetic.
>>24591581
Only after ive had atleast one bf. Ive only had two gfs and I'm tired of grills for the moment
>>24591581
I already have a 10/10 qt :^)
>You'll Never squat as much as me!
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1awGRnSHw
i can't believe he killed those kids
what a sick fuck bastard
He's a bad dude
lmao that chick was so assblasted
Do you think it's a good time?
>>24591425
Why do you keep posting this? I just dont get the joke
>>24591472
Sorry you don't have anything to run back to r/4chan about faggot. Why don't you try sucking a fat one and seeing if you get the joke then? In the meantime stay on topic if your cock-addled mind can handle it.
muted for 2 seconds
>>24591472
it's some wanwan meme plus the pets board is filled with furries
Rate my cooking you sacks of shit (post your cooking)
You call that cooking?
That's imaginative of you, at the very least.
Here's another one for anyone looking for something on the philosophical side
>heating cancerous ground pig assholes and offal wrapped in pigs intestines
>disgusting tomato-vinegar-sugar syrup
>cooking
Where can I get an asuka GF /r9k/?
Try looking in the trash can
That perfect body is impossible in 3D, mate.
IM ASUKA
ASUKA LANGLEY SORYU
CHARMED HUH?
Has anyone here ever been homeless? I might become homeless soon so I was wondering what I should know. Anything you guys can tell me?
>>24591113
Why? Why would you want to do that? What issue are you having and maybe instead of you going homeless we can help you with fixing your issue.
>>24591113
Learn to do tricks, you'll need'em.
>>24591172
My parents and I hate each other and it's highly likely they will kick me out soon. Getting along is not really possible at this point.
Have you ever paid for porn? What kind of porn was it? Did you regret it after?
If you haven't, what do you think of people who have?
Yes. But only custom stuff. I don't regret it.
I'd only pay for it if it was someone I knew and had no other way of getting it.
I paid for ancient Japanese teen porno mags and photobooks. Lots of them..about $20k worth. I'm pretty pleased with what I've got. Need to hit up some more bookstores later.
Are bimbo news/weather reporters a result of the downfall of society. We watch the news to be informed of current events/cat videos not to get a boner.
If I wanted to fap I'd watch porn.
News agencies in particular have a strong inclination to keep the old-fashioned bimbo bullshit up. Basically the entire point of the movie Anchorman's existence is to cast some light on this. My mom was just complaining about it the other day how they are literally the only women on TV besides porn stars who still wear high heels and it's all become real fuckin' obvious what's goin on over at the station.
You should watch the spanish news sometime
>tfw wholesome country
