O MY GOD, WHY DO I HAVE NO GIRL IM 57 YEARS OLD MAN BUT I NEVER HAD SEX. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
we are most honored to be in your presence, grand wizard.
My unused blade is at your command my liege.
Damn, three more years time and you'll be able to transcend.
>tfw submissive cuteboy
>tfw 7" dick
now this place is gayer than ever, traps are being forgotten and cuteboys are risingI'm loving itand prove your cuteness
Stop bragposting please
>>24593515
>tfw dominant
>tfw 13cm
>tfw no face to express how sad this feels
Is there anything more unpleasant than group work in university?
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Only had one group project fortunately and it's going pretty well.
>have a 7:30 am lecture I'm never social in because I'm tired, have to wake up at 6:30am to take the shuttle over to that portion of the campus
>placed in a group with a guy I've talked to a few times, two girls and asian foreign exchange student
>instructed to brainstorm ideas for the entirety of the class
>nervous because I'm seldom comfortable around new people
>group isn't at all discussing the work and rather their social lives
>ohshit
>start making one off jokes in an ethnic accent
>I mean the shit is genuinely unfunny but somehow they're landing
>group circles around me with me as the focal point for the duration of the class and we get looks from other groups as well as the professor because everyone is laughing so loud
>next class during the lecture the blonde from Connecticut who thought it was hilarious I'm from Brownsville in New York City (google the crime rate) sits next to me and repeats some of my terrible jokes throughout the duration of the class cracking up the entire time gaining the ire of my professor and class mates
>mfw group presentation due on monday, and i haven't done a single thing, and i'm not gonna show up to class
too bad it's worth 10 percent of our grade though
I'd say not group work
>half my classes have 10+ hours long assignments
>work must be submitted digitally for one
>that class is horribly confusing, shitty Russian instructor with his own shitty book trying to teach Applied Electromagnetics
>literally 90% of the kids just copy off each-other
>talking with Indian kid I tutor with
>"oh that class shouldn't be hard to get...
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What was the most traumatic thing that has happened to you in life?
Was it that one single blow from the hammer that has brought you down to your knees or many small ones that knocked you down again and again over the years?I hope this doesn't sound like complete and utter bullshit
Just go trough them in chronological order.
I came to r9k. Before that everything seemed halfway decent, like it would fix itself in time. Not anymore though, you guys really know how to influence a guy.
>>24593349
was raped.
Never really was the same after that. Never told anyone because guys don't get raped supposedly.
>>24594530
They were talking about that in my sociology class. Isn't it because you need to be erect in order to be raped right?
I don't want to be a trap or something like that. I just want to have cute features. Is that only something you're born with?
I just want to feel good about myself, and whenever a see a cute guy I can only think about how I would love to be like that.
Help me /r9k/
>>24593307
You got it or you don't. Btw you'll only attract gay guys unless you become a trap. Your gay fantasies like in that pic doesn't happen IRL
>>24593348
Why did you feel the need to share this? Just to spread ill will?
You're either born with it or you get lots of plastic surgery
Your two days of freedom are dwindling down quickly, wagekek.
Tick
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FUCK YOU you goddamned smug frog, with your stupid green face and your gay ass blanket. I wish I could reach through the screen and throttle the shit out of you, you useless leech cunt!
>>24593226
Wagies getting toasty! :^)
>>24593193
Made especially for ME by a qualified subway artist
How do you cope with having a small dick?
by packing a 45
>>24593049
Being thankful that you even have a dick that works.
Trust me having a small dick is 100000x better than having a dick that doesn't work (ED for ex)
>>24593049
Learn to suck pussy.
>Just be confident b-brah!
>Girls love a man whos secure about himself!
>Just hit the gym and the girls will flock!
top kek
the gym advice is the worst advice anyone can give to anyone ever
if your ugly and you hit the gym you will not only be ugly but insecure as well
>>24592956
>its all in your head! We're all equally beautiful!
>>24592916
What would a girl be more receptive to being picked up on?
you acting like you do, typical basement dwelling autist
or
a pure, 60 lays a year, chad controlling that guys body
Think about it and realise the truth.
>"I really enjoy spending time with you, Anon. I had all these preconceptions about how you'd be and only the good ones have proven to be true so far. I thought we'd struggle to find anything to talk about or that you'd be too shy and expect me to do all the talking. But for whatever reason I feel more comfortable talking to you than I do with people I've known for years. I don't know what it is but I feel like we relate to each other in a way I have no real way of describing"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZTYD97vlg]
>"I had a really nice time today Anon. Yes even though it rained. I didn't mind it really. I guess I'm starting to see why you like winter so much, there's something so peaceful about the city when the streets are so empty. Or maybe I just feel at ease in your company, who knows?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtAM6I21eC8]
>"Hey Anon, do I like, make it obvious how much I love you? Sorry, I know it's a goofy question, but I hope you realize how happy I am being with you. I sort of struggle to express stuff like that sometimes, I just hope I express it clearly enough for you"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ri_08oEf8]
>"No I am definitely NOT going outside when it's raining like this! No way! Anoooon, oh jesus christ hold on a minute, let me find my jacket at least. You're going to give me pneumonia, you know that? Quit laughing! Ahh, god I'm soaked already, here let me hold onto your arm!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TWfa052Pes]
>complaining about being ugly
>not working out
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Why aren't you lifting?
>>24592866
Because left to right takes at least a year. I'd rather procrastinate.
that dude still looks autistic as fugg lmao
>>24592866
>his fucking underwear looks like HOMO
Hi yall, I'm selling all kinds of fastfood. Buy your snacks here. Tell me your order and tell me about your feels.
All the meat is halal and fresh. I don't serve pork. Very sorry for those who wished to have that.
I have that very sweet sauce you been looking for. Just ask for it.
I know you hungry.
Herro, I am Chinese authorities. Ret me see your ricense
2 tilapia fish tacos and fries
>>24592894
>>24592852
Hory shet look rover there, wing-li getting his cart prulled over.
ITT: pictures/videos that make you happy
>>24592589
They all deserved to be killed.
immigrants?, fucking hilarious.
>>24592589
THERES A FUCKING SIDEWALK RIGHT FUCJING THEREJFKEKJF
Will being a vegan really change my look on life?
> full of energy
> being thin
> goodbye acne
> eat whatever you want
> qts will think it's so sweet you care about the environment
> instant friends because vegans don't know many other vegans
>>24592529
>> qts will think it's so sweet you care about the environment
just buy a tesla
My brother went vegan 5 years ago, he only drinks water and never eats fastfood. He's still a motherfucking pizza face from hell at 28. He's lazy, inconsiderate. His 'vegan friends' are mostly bleeding heart liberals, slowly turning him into a SJW.
>>24592529
You'll need to supplement B12 and Iron.
You may feel great initially but slowly your B12 levels stored in the liver drop and you will feel like shit in a few months.
ovoid-vegetarian is superior.
>Walking home from Mickey D's with my food
>Black kids yell at me
>"WHAT ARE THOSE ON YOUR FEET"
>I Awkwardly and manually walked away
>What was a better way to respond?
>>24592462
Shout the same shoes I fucked your mom in
>>24592462
Sorry you live in a shit neighborhood OP
Beep boop fuck the RIBBIT
>I want nothing but the best
>too anxious to try so I don't do anything
Who's with me?
I was.
I've started trying now.
Be careful, I think your attitude is a failing one, friend.
>>24592403
Want to be a marine scientist
Industry is fucking collapsing
Feels bad m80
>okay with mediocrity
>accept my sad life as it is, for i'm unwilling to put in the effort