>go over to uncles house for thanksgiving
>haven't seen female cousin in forever
>I'm awkward so it's quiet between us
>she asks if I wanna play gta in her room
>decline at first but eventually go in because I'm bored
>lying on her bed messing around on snapchat
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>>24585956
I dont live in a non-country we dont celebrate that.
Im surprised fucking your cousin is a taboo in the US tho - thought its the national sport.
>>24585956
She totally wanted to bang you. You need to make the first move though bro. Post pics when you get the wincest
>>24585997
Only in certain parts of the country, I'm afraid.
Why is this site so goddamn ADDICTIVE?
Particularly this board.
Because you're a fucking normalslime and you belong on Reddit.
Because all glory is to Nurgle.
Nurgle cleanses the world with the certainty of his decay.
When normalfags gloat of their happiness, we know it to be temporary joy, their youth fleeting before our eyes.
We welcome the day when we leave this mortal anguish, our fear of pain stampeded by the inevitability of death.
This is why when we call to a higher power, Nurgle is there with open arms, comforting us with both truth and escape.
This is only addictive for special snowflakes, this is the board I shitpost on when I am bored of /pol/ or /lit/. This new crop of composting faggots it had an influx of are 2ez to bait.
>ask oneitis to the movie
>she said yes
>3 mins later
>she said she wants to bring her brother along too
J
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WHY
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>>24585644
oh man thats bad
i dont even know what id say to that
lmao
fuck it, man. the sooner you stop putting women on pedestals the better. fuck this oneitis bullshit.
she wants to make sure you don't try shit
she could give two shits about her brother right now
sucks 2bu
>>24585660
>i dont even know what id say to that
I am going to bring friends too
Why aren't you listening to relatable robot bands?
>>24585502
I am listening to pic because I found a .flac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEwHJX95QE
>>24585538
i'll suck your dick for a link
Only two days of freedom, wagekek. It's best you wake up and enjoy the little time your boss gives you.
Whoopsie. You forgot to turn your alarm clock off and still woke up early even though mr. Shekelsberg gifted you a day off.
>>24585476
Nah family, I work today plus I've been working Thanksgiving and Black Friday
It's all good though because this is a commission job so I can nap in the back room when I've sold enough (which I have)
that feel when all you do on days off is fap and go back to sleep
.why
I've come to say goodbye robots.
For too long I've been in denial. I thought I was still the same pimply-faced awkward teenager who found this place to begin with. But no matter how much I deluded myself and ignored the changes I went through, I just couldn't prevent becoming a normalfag. It's almost like it was predestined.
I've grown to become a well adjusted young adult with a large social circle and network. I'm liked by my peers, have a well-paying job and busy career in front of me.
As of today, I have two 7/10 Asian girls...
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see you tomorrow shitposter
>>24585191
You'll be back in 3-5 years. I already went through this.
I found this place after I had kids.
Have lots of sex and have kids
You will become an angry loser again
The only explanation is I died some years ago and this is just Hell.
I'm in Hell.
>>24585146
Nope, this is the real life. Enjoy your stay.
>>24585146
same here f@m
You kill yourself to escape one hell only to end up in another.
>your driving lessons are almost over
>your instructor screams at you for being a shitty driver and says that even women drive better
Should I just kill myself now or later
Perhaps he's just a fucking incompetent teacher, especially if he throws a tantrum like a child.
>>24585064
doesn't matter how annoyed normies get, if they weren't such cunts you wouldn't be so useless
>>24585081
He's a cool guy until I fuck something up, than he starts to get angry, I panic and the rest of my lesson is shitty
Why can't I hang myself? No matter how much I tell myself the pain is only temporary, and it'll all be over soon, I just can't. Every time I start feeling the pain, I stop myself.
Is there just no easy way out?
wait for eva 4.0 and for qt oculus rift waifus at least
>>24584954
take a bunch of valium then try it
>>24584954
>helium/nitrogen/argon will all kill you painlessly in minutes if done right
>nicotine will kill in seconds
>shotgun to the head will kill in seconds
>jumping from tall building will kill in seconds
I don't know why helium suicide booths aren't legal. I didn't ask to be born. why do normies get off to watching me suffer? if anything ill probably try crashing my car...
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>Being blonde as a man is...
[ ] A major advantage
[ ] A minor advantage
[ ] Doesn't matter
[ ] A minor disadvantage
[ ] A major disadvantage
http://strawpoll.me/6121489
The only answer is major advantage. Unless your hair is really thin, most grills love it.
You need to change it to "Being a attractive blonde as a man is..."
Hair color doesnt mean shit it you're not good looking
Blonde hair makes you look really gay.
Would you be willing to press the button?
If so, what universe?
Yes. The Culture.
Cowboy Bebop universe
>>24584624
The one where the Christian god exists and I can get into his heaven after death.
saturday night ausbot thread, how you all doing tonight?
drinking cheap wine and playing WoW
>>24584516
Drinking bourbon & coke, blasting metal. Yeah.
>>24584555
sounds comfy, who you listening to pham?
>>24584561
Meshuggah - Rational Gaze. Don't listen unless your audio is good.
Hello robots. I'm 20 and in my second year of college. I do not talk to any of my classmates but this year, there's a qt super short 18 years old lolita girl in my class. I gathered info about her for about two months (I guess you could say I was stalking her) and yesterday, I finally talked to her. She likes my favorite anime, reads VNs and manga ...
What should I do ? (Pic related)
>>>/adv/
normie
Well if you managed to get that much out of talking to her a single time she probably wanted to talk to you as well.
Try to have another in-depth conversation with her, ask if she wants to walk to your nearest campus coffee shop and get some coffee or something, talk more, idk, maybe ask her on a date after that?? I have literally no idea how these things actually work in practice.
>>24584560
She asked me if I was a lolicon and then asked me who was my favorite Prisma Illya girl ... I think she's afraid.
Can't wait to play Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. Ordered it yesterday. Just going to sail around a lot.
>>24584147
Prepare for disappointment.
>>24584147
Hi diddly Dee, a pirate's life for me
>>24584147
Best game ever. Played it twice. Even bought rum in the store and made drinks with it. Listened to audiobooks such as "Treasure Island" sometimes while just sailing around and collecting stuff in "Black Flag."
Enjoy, Anon!
Other people make me uncomfortable. I fear their judgement. I don't want them to think poorly of me, to condemn me for my choices, to hate me for who I am. It is the reason I speak so seldomly. It is the reason I don't open up. It is the reason I hide inside my room, with the door barred and the shutters closed, with my headphones plugged and all thoughts occupied by the newest distraction.
I am just afraid.
>>24584008
Why do you care so much what people think about you? Fuck it, go outside and do shit you like.
Also, not everyone will hate you, everyone prefers different kinds of people. Even if everyone hates you, most of them won't say it openly, or they will wear a mask and pretend to be your friend. Use that to your advantage, so that you can kill time in public by talking to them.
Literally anything is better than complaining about it on an anonymous image board.
>>24584008
even if someone does think youre the biggest fucking faggot of all time, who cares?
all that happens if they have a few ugly thoughts about you floating around in their head
your life is unaffected
I just want them to like me. To have genuine friendships. I don't want to shrug it off, to pretend or to not care.