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Anyone else with extreme fetishes here?
>tfw no one will ever dress me up like a maid, fuck my mouth and cut my head off
>tfw no qt who brutally and casually murders shrunken people to relieve stress and amuse herself
I want a mature dom to strap me to a table and castrate me.
Then she'll lock a leather hood on me and claim ownership of my life. I'll live in servitude of her until I die from malnourishment.
>>24576472
>>24576508
>>24576603
Why are men so fucked up that they're into this "dress me up like a maid, fuck my mouth and cut my head off" shit? Who hurt you?
Colonel, I'm not sure where I am...it seems that this place is called /r9k/...what's going on here?
>>24576423
That's right Snake. We've sent you to /r9k/. Its a board on a website called 4chan. Unlike the other boards, however, /r9k/ has no set topic and no duplicate posts. All of the users there must make completely original comments. We've sent you there to investigate the board culture. Strangely, the users of /r9k/ seem to give nicknames to various things, such as "tendies," "roasties," and "rare pepes." Your mission is to infiltrate the board, investigate the meaning of the various /r9k/ lingo, and report back.
I need scissors
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snake all you need to know is that this board is made up of 20~ year olds with aspergers syndrome
there is nothing good here even otacon would pass it up
>tfw no manok chasing, tiyanak finding, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, tinikling dancing, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Your constant posting has inspired me to find my own filipina qt. I just can't tell the SEA people apart. How do I know someone is filipino and not cambodian or thai or something like that?
>>24577615
>How do I know someone is filipino and not cambodian or thai
they will actually be pleasing to look at
and they will speak decent english
and they will actively hunt you down for dick because you're a white american
(you're a white american, right? if not, why not?)
>>24577615
IMO they're generally a mix of oriental Asian and south East Asian. Kind of think of them as geographically in the middle of the two, it's the same look wise. Otherwise can't explain it too well.
Somebody once told me
This board was full of roasties
I ain't the biggest flap on this page
She was looking kinda bad
With her pussy torn by Chad
to look like an Arby's sandwich
Well the flaps start flappin
and they don't stop floppin
Show them your beef
and the boners stop poppin
Didn't make sense to fuck roast beef
Makes duck calls when you hear them queef
What's it to you, don't be ass sore
Nothing's wrong with ditching a flap whore
The Arby's scares of all the guys
The wind makes their vagoos fly
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
Innies pure as the snow
All whore roasties please go
It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at a hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The keks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
Innies pure as the snow
All whore roasties please go
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
Innies pure as the snow
All whore roasties please go
>>24575817
For what it's worth, I kek'd
>tfw I started singing it in my head after the first line
What is this sorcery.
someone please sing this on vocaroo i will give ou my left tit
What's your opinion on tattoos and why are they so shit?
>>24575012
Someones butthurt his tattooed daddy dumped him.
For me tattoos are like piercings. And the only kind of piercing I can tolerate is armour piercing.
A large majority of women seem to like tattoos.
No normie tier shit, only non-mainstream shit.
https://anamiablemedley.bandcamp.com/album/goodbye-goodbye
https://dandelionhands.bandcamp.com/album/its-all-in-your-head
http://teensuicide.bandcamp.com/album/waste-yrself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NwQmTh9MZ0
>>24574270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8
>thought I could be cool like rappers
>pour mountain dew and robotussin in a cup
>tastes like shit
Wish I could afford lean
>>24574259
ahahhahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You are literally fucking useless and retarded
>>24574352
Well its not something I would do I just have it cause I have a bit of a cough and it tastes like shit I thought it would make it at least tolerable
I see there are a lot of people under 20 here. It's sad because you still have a chance. Here's some boring generic normie advice from an older failed normie virgin robot. This doesn't apply to people who are absolutely 100% sure they will never want to have friends or gf which is totally ok. If you can hold a conversation with someone else of 2 sentences or more it's enough to make progresses. Obviously you will never be Chad and snatch 7/10+ girls all the time but you can still become a decent beta and find a decent wife that is less than 33% likely to divorce you and have a few good friends later in life.
>If you feel it's ok to stay alone at home every weekend it isn't. I was happy doing that until I woke up without friends / never having a gf. Now I can't enjoy the hobbies I used to love and I want to kill myself over regrets I could have prevented by not being a huge faggot.
>It won't be better next year. Your life won't magically fix itself. Girls will never ask you out. People won't become your friends if you don't appear friendly.
>Time moves faster year after year.
>The later you start the more difficult it is and the most likely you are to fail.
>A lot of total losers in high school fix their shit in Uni. But not many total losers at the end of Uni fix their shit afterwards.
>Go out everytime you can. It will be awful and awkward like in the Slint's song 'Washer' and can affect your confidence a bit. But you eventually get more comfortable at it. And if you suck at least you tried and you'll forget about it and everyone will forget about you.
>Dont let mild social anxiety fuck you over. Get it treated if you want but don't avoid doing something you'd like to do because you're scared... because you will be scared about it the next time and so on until you're fucked.
>If you don't go to parties where you are invited people won't invite you afterwards. If you don't feel like at all find a good excuse.
>Honestly parties are fucking shit where people, even intelligent ones, act like wild monkeys. But maybe you will meet someone interesting there I dunno.
>Just invent past anecdotes about sex life / previous parties / dumb shit whatever in case it's not like they can verify if it's true on google.
>If you have nothing to say just get another shot or try to talk about mundane shit about someone there whatever. If you still have nothing to say just leave or something whatever or don't give a fuck.
>First years of Uni is the last time you can form a group of good friends easily.
>Having a good friend make it easy to meet new people.
>Don't wait for 5/10+ girls, even more if you're a virgin. 3/10 girls are ok. People will judge you if the girl is ugly but don't really give a fuck about it even if they make fun of you for that. Avoid obese girls like plague. It will train you and give you confidence. Also no remorse about leaving her if she's a bitch once or twice.
>Do hobbies you like where you can meet new people.
>Lifting / Exercise is mostly a meme but well it's still fine and make you feel better. Never become fat everyone will consider you as a huge piece of shit if you're fat and young.
>TV shows are all fucking shit and normies love to talk about them.
>Once again parties are fucking shit but you have to deal with it.
>Create a normiebook. It's ok to not be active on it just upload one or two pictures. You can hide your number of friends anyway. I finally created one this year and realized how much it separate you from other people. If you're older just say you recreated it or something. It basically makes you an outcast to not have one, which isn't cool for 99% of people.
Follow all that and if you still fail or can't get past the fact that 90% of all this shit is worse than spending time on your computer (but you need it to get the 10% !) then it's ok because you were not meant to be happy and you can't blame yourself for your failures anymore.
Thank you OP. bumping.
OP you Just inspired me. Thank you
Fembots would you rim ur bf? Or have you before?
my ex did it to me, it felt amazing she did it out of nowhere too, she was older then me and then i thought how many prior dudes asses did she lick
answer faggots
>>24574199
Holy shit, that sounds awesome. I want to be rimmed so bad
>ask about how to interact socially with others
>"go out and gain social skills"
>>24573995
i bring this post back
>>24573995
Sorry OP, but that's really the only way you'll learn. Wish there was a better one, but there isn't.
>>24574550
The way I see it, based on OP's pic, socializing doesn't do much if you aren't accepted by people. Nobody wants to be around some weird autist that don't knock how to interact with people. Those people in the circle , the normies, know how to connect with other people and see everyone as equal or greater than they really are.
Do you ever look at random people and wonder if they've ever comitted incest?
>>24573301
No, but I will now
>>24573301
I think more people than we think have had sex with their cousins or siblings/parents. Its kinda messed up but then again so is homophilia.
Only myself in the mirror and wish
Man when I was way into incest porn I used to really wish I had a hot sister. But I only have brothers.
In be4 what's_wrong_with_that.reply
I'm just not gay
Why don't white people season their food?
>inb4: i see one bite of pepper so there is seasoning
meme thread
check em
Why don't blacks bathe?
>>24570119
Because it's not made out of Dog or Cat, like ethnic food.
Wheres the omegle thread?
>>24566621
You use the wrong image
anon bought new earphones
>>24566621
new tc room since last one was deleted
tinychat com/our9k
please come shitpost
anon won't die after i shot him
>>24566949
pls join the room and b my friend
why the fuck is the official r9k tinychat reeeee9k ran by a woman named dope?
>a woman
>named dope
>degenerates everywhere
>every voice of reason is banned
this is supposed to be a place for virgin men who dont use drugs and live sin-free lives who somehow get called creep every single day. fuck off and burn in hell normies for hijacking our board and our tinychats. might as well rename is /soc/.
>a woman
>this is supposed to be a place for virgin men who dont use drugs and live sin-free lives who somehow get called creep every single day.
they don't use tinychat, senpai
>>24579699
>claims to be a haven for betas
>bans anyone who isn't alpha or a normie
kek
>google "bermuda triangle google maps" to see where it is
>click on the map
Jesus what the fuck is that thing.
>click on the thing
FUCKING WHY GOOGLE
>>24579526
just show us cunt
>>24579526
Fuck you, I... I didn't even want to sleep
wow
this seriously freaked me THE FUCK OUT
watch out guys
