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If you smoke, drink alcohol, or do drugs, you're not a robot and do not belong here.
If you do any of these things please leave and never come back.
>>24565660
Even if you do them alone?
OP, I agree with you.
Daily Reminder "robot culture" stemmed from a misunderstanding about what the title of the board stood for by newfags.
T- A Gentleman
Don't take acid, idiot
You can't tell me what not to do!
take ketamine or MXE
they're much better and made just for robots
>>24565090
Acid is unpredictable, not for the weak
Old one reached the bump limit.
Starting point of discussion: If your brain generates your thoughts, how can you, independently of your brain, choose to have different thoughts? The exact same concept applies to actions, feelings, and motivations.
>have thoughts for course of action
>abandon it
pretty easy senpai
>>24563968
The thought to abandon the course of action was itself generated by the brain that first conceived of the course of action.
Everything in the universe is connected. In this sense there is no such thing as absolute independence. No stand alone object exists.
Cause and effect is only in your mind. It is an abstraction.
When people say free will, they are talking about having a will that is free from baser impulses. This freedom is achieved through conscious reflection. That's why we say that animals do not posses free will, since animals aren't capable of conscious reflection.
that cute girl you saw at class?
She got gangbanged by 20 men last night
that innconent girl that gave you her pen when you needed it?
She choked on her boyfriends dick last night.
that sweet girl that said hi to you today?
She fucked 10 men from tinder.
its over
>not being one of the men she gangbanged
>not being the boyfriend she chokes on
>not being one of the 10 men she fucked on tinder
This is why you suck. God damn.
>>24563205
Slight exaggeration for dramatic effect there old chap, but the principle holds true.
>>24563256
>exaggeration
whatever makes you sleep at night little dude
Could you live in a tiny home?
Do you want to?
It's my dream, personally. Comfy and relatively cheap.
>>24558458
Fuck yeah if I wasn't rich enough for a mansion that would do
>>24558458
Would be nice, if they all weren't in shitty areas filled with crime.
>>24558458
More pics plz, I want to imagine I live in one
ITT: Famous people that suffered from real depression
ian wasnt really depressed. he was an emo chad who cheated on his wife and was the lead singer of a popular local band that turned famous. He was just an asshole with personality issues.
tom york
No one who gets famous is depressed.
For example, you don't remember any of the countless suicide bombers, but you do remember OBL, the organizer and mastermind.
The depressed people listen to that guy's music, if they feel comfortable enough.
Let's have a thread about this boys. No betakek stories where the guy ends up with the shitty end of the stick. Those are just heart crushing.
Reddit confessions from her angsty point of view crying about how he won't take her back gets bonus points. We schadenfreude in here.
This gets posted so many times but I love it every time.
>>24547109
Bumping with a classic for justice.
I remember when my ex boyfriend cheated on me. as I threw his things out he ended up crying and begging me to give him another chance, it was a mistake, blah blah blah. told him if he didn't get out of my apartment I would call the police, and since my brother's a cop he knew that wouldn't end well.
the icing on the cake that is that now I have a new boyfriend (not really "new" since we've been together almost three years since then) and according to our old mutual friends, my ex still hasn't had any luck keeping a girl in a relationship since we broke up. still got texts from him asking to meet up until I blocked his number a few months ago
cheaters deserve nothing
>omg anon you're exactly like sheldon xDDD
>>24571594
Are you implying robots are smart? lmao
someone told me that once. I had never talked to them in my life beforehand. I told them to fuck right off.
>>24571620
I think they are implying you are gay.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man
h-how long have we been a joke?
>Every time I said kek
>>24571369
Now this is one of the most entertaining things I've seen here in a while.
MEME MAGIC
IS
R E A L
E
A
L
Why is prostitutes so expensive today? In ancient rome sex was literally cheaper than a loaf of bread.
you can literally get sex for a loaf of bread in greece
Imagine how much money you can make being a hooker, tax free too.
>100 for an hours work
>extra for kinky shit
>2 fucks per day for 5 days = 1000 per week
>4000 per month
>48000 per year
and that's just very modest work
>>24571115
48k, even tax free, which will cost you in the long run isn't a lot of money, anon. Just want until you have to live in the real world.
It's over now. I know I'm an attention whore or what ever but.I don't plan on leaving a note cause I don't fell I owe any.of these people and explanation. But I wanted to say goodbye to you guys cause I feel like this website is.the only place I ever belonged.
Later days /r9k/..
>>24570709
goodbye man
Farewells always FeelsBadMan
>>24570709
Cya senpai, be sure to use proper spelling in your suicide note.
>>24570709
Good luck friend stay strong I don't recommend going through with it but if u must I won't question u. Stay strong OP
anybody else get bloody poops for seemingly no reason? I had this the day before yesterday but not Thanksgiving day. Am I cursed?
>>24570676
You probably should go see a doctor for that, that doesn't look like its from the surface of your anus but from deeper. Could be inner hemmorrhoids or something worse. If its not hemorrhoids then its definitely either severe inflammatory bowel disease like Crohn or cancer.
No, merely diseased.
>>24570676
i get this. but i have like.. a couple painful cuts/bumps on my ass or slightly inside so i guess its this hemmorrhoids thing. i just ignore it, i hear its really common. no idea how i got it, probably bad diet
twats are using pepe as meme.
>tfw normies steal your meme
>macfag
>shitskin jihad
You are literally bottom of the barrel, sir
>pepe
>2015
what the fuck is poot?
>women aren't funny
Things virgins say for 500$
>>24570293
i say this often, im a virgin, this is no trolling,
but prove me wrong.
no honestly do it fgt!
good luck nigger
>>24570323
>>24570293
both of you kill yourselves
>>24570293
>I'm not a virgin on /r9k/
What are you on?
I'm debating taking DXM tonight, haven't done it in about 40-50 days. Most I've ever taken was 350mg, should I try more?
Is that a piece of toast?
>>24570276
Did dxm like 20 times tried it last year after quitting all drugs for 4 years and went on a 3 day binge that landed me in the psych ward.
I'm smoking an absurd amount of dabs
I don't know how much more I can take before I fall asleep.
