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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>Kuk (also spelled as Kek and Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.[1]
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog
>>24569317
>Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog
They predicted it! The Edgyptians knew the whole fucking time!
hekek
>>24569339
this tbqhwy keku
>tfw you finally realize happiness is LITERALLY impossible
>tfw human beings are especially DESIGNED to suffer
>tfw anything you do is some kind of distraction from the constant background of pain
How the hell do you escape this? Besides killing yourself, of course.
>>24569128
counseling and medication
>>24569128
>blaming all your problems on something you have no control over so it doesn't seem like your fault
There's your problem.
>>24569494
I didn't blame anything. I said life is a constant roller coaster of suffering and escapism. The suffering appears to be the "default" state or at least the one we keep coming back to.
Nothing matters in life. Your happiness, enjoyment, sadness and worries are only a side-effect of existing in an infinitesimally small time-frame of existence you assume to be valuable. Did you have any worries before you existed? Did you have any need to enjoy yourself before you existed? With death, you go back to the same nothingness - you never ever lived
>>24568982
I still want to know what happend
this mindset literally shortens your life and rots you from the inside. absolute objective statements are useless when our quality of life is massively influenced by subjective perceptions of reality. it's a Blue World, cockmangler.
>>24569034
so you want to ignore reality and pretend that's critical thinking?
Sometimes when I'm alone I'll bare my teeth and start growling like a dog and put things in my mouth and bite them.
>>24568893
I make howling and whimpering noises like a dog when I'm tired or bored
Sometimes the normie theme from that youtube video plays in my head and I'll start whispering "NORMIEEEEEEEE" under my breath
>>24568893
I do that with my dog when he starts barking at me.
Hotline Bling-tier dancing when Im feeling the music I'm listening to
/r9k/ I am convinced that guys also want relationships and all that "show boobs" and "just want to fuck" is then trying to fit the standard?
Any guys who would like to tell the truth?
Looks like someones a chad widow :^)
truth is, I don't want a money sink, I value my personal space and free time and I don't want to share it with anybody
It is the truth, if we don't fit the standard we get labeled gay.
>he is over 25 years old and still plays videogames
>he posts laughing girls threads on a cambodian fly fishing emporium
>he is still a virgin
>>24568807
>he/she is over the age of 17 and still believes that other people's opinions of them have any value
Hey guys. I'm a 7/10 (in good lighting) and I consider myself as open and pretty smart. But when I'm around males I totally shut off. Well not all males, mostly those I find attractive. I am not 15, in fact I'm 19 and this was a problem all my life. I start acting awkward and start talking dumb stuff I would usually never say.
Do you have any tips? I know this is somewhat childish but it's really a problem of mine
go out more, put yourself in situations outside your comfort zone
>>24568696
I do that all the time, I'm very open for every situation and I talk to those guys. But It's almost like there is a switch and I go total moron
>>24568764
Give up and end it all roastie
Life is so depressing and I'm so autistic that the only way I can still live is by dedicating my life to one activity/devotion. So, /r9k/, if you had to do one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? (It can be either a hobby ,activity or profession, whatever)
I'd make racist assumptions and jokes about my own race on a stage for money. Works for every comedian ever.
Military service?
Depending on how much you're willing to devote and change yourself you could even up doing spooky deniable ops shit with the CIA
>>24569896
But as an addendum you really would have to change your autistic ways (unless you're a literal autist, and not just saying you're autistic in the meme r9k way)
Who /chest pain/ here?
I've had chest pain for ages, was told it was anxiety till recently. Only now have I learnt I'm actually ill as fuck. Ejection fraction of 45%, for those who know about that sort of thing
>>24568646
At least you will leave this kike infested world soon, relatively painless too. Cheer up anon
>>24568673
That's true. I'm not as upset as I thought I'd be after being told I'm dying. Kinda ready for it in a way
>>24568695
I'm still trying to find a helium tank but its a lot harder in Europe :(
Hello,
My name is Stephanie Oswald I'm a journalist at CNN.
A moment ago someone sent the picture I added to this forum post. Since it resembles a frog I tought I would ask you guys if he was a part of your community.
Hope you all are safe!
Any help is appriciated
Thanks,
Steph :)
>>24568625
Hi Stephanie Oswald. #
Sorry to hear about this situation. I can help.
It appears that this is indeed a frog-masked individual with what appears to be a meme scrawled in fecal matter on the wall. I cannot confirm at this time that he is a member of our organization.
Best,
Anon
>>24568625
hi steph, on behalf of the 4chan welcome committee, turn on your webcam and bring out dem titties
>>24568625
This is Jeffrey the Sapo.
>"Did you come to this show alone anon?? Dont you have a girlfriend?"
>>24568498
>Yes, I don't have a girlfriend and now shut up.
What would be the opportunity for someone to even ask that? I can't really imagine any scenario without it seeming forced/far-fetched
>"i review movies for my job and i don't want my gf to be bored while i figure out if this movie sucks or not. also aren't you a little too young to be seeing this movie? it's a sequel tobackdoor sluts 9"
Hey guys, did you know that sperm is useless?
>Tumblr science
I really like that source she provided
>>24568472
You still need someone else's DNA with the bone marrow method. It's not that it's easy.
When did you grow out of video games?
when I got carpal tunnel on both my hands and then took a break from video games
after that I didn't really get into games again
>>24568461
I didn't.
I just no longer find them rewarding or satisfying
>>24568461
I could be very close. I'm trying to be more productive and creative rather than just waste my life on entertainment.
>tfw you're driving drunk and run over a stray cat
Good feels thread?
>>24568231
>early morning
>driving to shit job
>roads almost empty
>driving slowly and carefully cuz tired as fuck
>boomer prick in brand new jagaur xk drives up right behind me (hate people doing this)
>pigeons on the road
>speed up and take out 3 of them
>jag driver gets covered in pigeon feathers and guts
>he goes fucking mental, flashing his lights
>drive even slower to piss him off more
>overtakes me, flip him off as he does
>>24568231
>driving drunk
>music blasting
>cigarette smoking
>bottle swigging
>decide to start speeding
>65
>70
>75
>80
>85
>90
>95
>100
>105
>I feel asleep and crashed into the guardrail on the parkway
>get arrested for DWI
>now on 2 years probation
feelsgoodman
>>24568231
>traffic light in 300 meters
>still green
>traffic light in 75 meters
>now yellow
>think "eh, I should stop"
>slow down
>traffic light 10 meters
>still yellow
>think "I can still make it"
>pass the light but everybody behind me has to stop
>everybody behind me honking
I fucking loved driving since that happened.
>"Good morning anon! I hope your not too full from thanksgiving with my family yesterday, because I'm making us a BIG batch of pancakes!!! Can you grab me a cup of milk sweetie?!"
thanks but my gf is making me pancakes
Nigger that bitch is trans
>>24568241
U wish cvcklord
