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/r9k/ do tell me
>you meet a girl
>9/10 objective, takes great care of herself
>smart, rightwing, likes politics, wants children and to settle down
> masters degree in STEM
>she likes you and wants to date you
>has ridden the cockcarousel, over 15 dicks inside her
Would you, tell me why not, if we say that she WON'T cheat on you ever and it' 100% sure she will stay faithful, is that a deal breaker?
>>24563505
tell her that having fucked 15 guys is disgusting. just be honest about that one. it probably even bothers her. of course it's everyones free choice to fuck as manypeople as they want, but sex is fucking holy...
If we're talking the hypothetical perfect girl for me, assuming she hasn't got any infections then no it wouldn't be a deal breaker.
She's my perfect girl, why would I pass that up because of my own insecurities. We all know deep down we only buy into the "pure virgin girl" meme because then she'll have nothing to compare against which hopefully hides our inadequacy.
If it was 15 black dicks, or even 1 black dick that would be a deal breaker for me. Same as if she had a kid of any ethnicity. Don't mind second hand stuff assuming you don't have to keep forking out for the previous owners modifications
>smart
>rightwing
Lose my virginty to a milf. How do I achieve this?
>>24563384
Internet sex chat. Maybe some adult dating sites.
>>24563384
milf escort, anon
Stick you're penis in her vagina
>tfw getting all the good black friday deals with my neetbucks
I sure feel sorry for you wagekeks. You wouldn't get any time to play all these games.
Wagekeks getting BTFO
>Being a fat American
Buying things.
Why bother?
I just don't have any space for more stuff.
is listening to eurobeat in the car lethal
I found that Black Metal makes you much more of an outcast than Free Jazz, shoegaze which is just soft rock wile looking at your shoes, or even Krautrock
>>24563288
it's awesome
my personal fave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCwoq_IdQw
Where do minimal techno and happy hardcore fall on that chart?
lmao f a m which one of you was it
heh black twitter memes are so true heh
I love real news articles like this
>>24563074
He'll be one now.
Post good anime endings/openings
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8
>>24563027
Obligatory opening
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw3fN3OPk3A
>>24563027
This one's not bad either
Hiyori best girl
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFcu-4ePH6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYFhOGowLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz1ypuGJ3VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc6SyvpbfOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GC5R_v-CFs
>be me
>be high school student
>campus has the hs and college departments merged
>notice this college cutie last month
>she starts noticing me too
>up until now she glances at me then either looks away swiftly or bow her head down every time we see each other
How do I approach her /r9k/? And what does her behavior mean?
I want to be with a qt3.14.
>>24562774
What kind of third world shit tier college is merged with a high school?
>>24563077
At my high school, there were a small number of college courses you could take taught by professors at the college near the high school.
It was a shit college but that's beside the point. It was a good service for the high school students. When I began college, I was almost second year because of all of the credits I brought in with me.
>>24562774
try to make a joke, something like
>you dropped something
>your panties
So I was reading this bestseller by this normie author, and in the preface he states that he was "going through a period of depression" hence why the release of the book was slightly delayed. I keked because this guy went to an ivy league uni, has a qt 3.14 wife and 2 kids.
So are normies even capable of experiencing depression that isn't due to selfish and shallow reasons?
>>24562533
yes, but for different reasons than robots'
You're an idiot, it doesn't matter if it's for "selfish and shallow reasons", it doesn't matter how good their life is, they can still be depressed because it's literally a chemical imbalance.
You all call me a normie and i have depression and a whole bunch of mental illnesses.
Just because i get laid, have friends and a job doesn't mean i'm not fucking retarded and just human
So, what computer games do you play? What games do you recommend?
I don't game that much. Some Hearthstone, Street Fighter 4 and CS:GO very very rarely.
>>24562491
Sandbox MMOs, MOBAs, RTS, 4X and Strategy games.
Dungeon of the Endless is pretty good and 4bucks right now
Arcanum
Planescape Torment
Baldur's Gate
o-o-oh h-hey anon, m-my brother e-eggman said you can stay here and t-talk with me while he goes and gets the pizza...h-h-hi a-anon
>>24562286
>that autistic face though
i want to punch it.
>>24562286
Cool. Hey is it ok if I use your WiFi I need to check something
who dis sem dem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2JhCoq6u1w
He just discovered the game and the concept of approaching women. Right now he feels good because approaching is a whole new world, he really believes he will have sex with beautiful girls, like all the socially inept autists who once started game.
He clearly has sociopathic / narcissistic tendencies:
When he was younger:
- He was never loved during childhood
- The distress of his siblings was enjoyable
- He threw a cat against a wall
Now:
- He has a sense of delusion about himself (I'm a rockstar, I'm in the top 10%, I am really good-looking, look at my beautiful body)
- He is aware that he's perceived like a creep but when he approaches anyway.
- He's restraining himself from jumping on them.
- He grabbed a girl and tries to kiss her because he was deluded enough to think she was feeling the same horniness as him.
- A girl is scared and walks away, he just sees it as a success because he approached, he doesn't care she was scared as fuck. It's all about him. And he starts screaming and singing out of joy.
On the one hand, it's good to see him happy, trying to be better and be proactive, but it's just a matter of time before he becomes bitter about the whole experience. What will happen then?
>>24562141
He seems like a pretty cool dude tbqh family.
10/10 would do hobbies with.
>>24562141
He's delusional af but I don't think he means any harm. He's just naximum autismo
>>24562680
For the moment yeah. In one of his vids he says he doesn't understand why women aren't attracted to him because he's good looking, healthy, etc. He's harmless now because cold approaching makes him feel good. He still believes a whole new world is opening to him, which puts him in a good mood. But the downfall will eventually come.
Let's see what happens after hundreds of rejections. He may start a new hobby / obsession, for the best, or he can become bitter and more aggressive.
What are my fellow robots like?
>>24561986
real robots don't do this shit though.
here i am fellas
>>24562026
speak for youself
>>24562074
you seem cool as a cucumber, i'm glad you posted
>dreaming of money
>dreaming of women
>dreaming of fame
>dreaming of success
>dreaming of skill
>will never have money
>will never have women
>will never have fame
>will never have success
>will never have skill
I would literally do anything for all these, but it's literally impossible. Why can't I just sell my soul like the good old days?
So how long until some normie comes in here telling you to work hard, how everything is your responsibility, how everything you bring up is excuses and to just b urself?
>>24561943
Yeah it sucks that i'm not Robert Downey Jr
Fuck it sucks so much..
>>24561957
I would do it if:
>normie can prove he's ugly
>normie can prove he was born poor
>normie can prove he did everything himself
>normie can prove he did it without any luck
But there's no way that will happen. I wish normies would just admit it so people wouldn't be so hopeful throughout life, only to die poor and worthless.
My view thanksgiving night, kin. What was yours?
lmao why are you wearing a shirt
I cannot be jealous of someone who apparently had sex (?) with a good looking woman, yet he's so vain, narcissistic and insecure that he has to brag online on an anonymous image forum about his "success" and "great" life. In fact, I feel somehow better about myself.
>>24561803
Your cousin was drunk?
>Chemist asks why you're buying all this cough medicine
>tell him i have a bad cough
>Don't
Who here /mischief/?
Why are people allowed to get high on cough syrup?
>>24561552
we are people allowed to get high on alcohol?
How much did you buy?
I felt like a degenerate buying 2 bottles of gels (300mg per bottle) but 1 bottle didn't do much for me.
