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Why the fuck aren't you a police officer? You get to beat up and kill criminal scum, women LOVE a man in uniform, and you get to use guns and tasers and and break speed limit laws.
>>26264637
The psychological tests would stop me in my tracks.
>>26264660
>implying a lot of cops aren't psychos
>>26264734
Normies are allowed to be psychos though, just look celebrities, politicians and businessmen.
>tfw no eliza gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVTnKGArrbY
This qt post on this board huh? Daym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNGD9J5ZEA
nogf to go to carnival wit. dam
She is incredibly boring. Her videos express nothing beyond the stereoypical beliefs of your average teenager. Don't fall for her
tfw no qt Pam beesly gf
Pam was fucking adorbs in the first few seasons. Kinda lost that in the second half though.
Did the Office ever start improving again after Michael left? I stopped watching after 5 episodes.
>>26264085
no, it was awful after he left
I'm rewatching it right now and I forgot how qt Pam is in the first four seasons
>>26264085
Not really. It had a few good spots during that last season but for the most part the show jumped ship with Robert California.
Dwights Christmas was good.
Stairmageddon wasn't bad.
The finale was sappy. Shame Mike only had 2 lines. He didn't want to steal the shows thunder or something the writers said.
So apparently the word "aspie" is not a normie accepted word.
I blame you guys for my family bitching me out
>>26263970
Apparently jews isnt either because I get chewed out by my family for saying jews
Why were you talking about aspies?
There's this massively autistic kid that wanders around my sisters high school annoying the shit out of everybody, and she was complaining about him at dinner. I happened to call him an aspie and my family acted like I had just suggested we go lynch him or something
>>26264044
lel
How annoying is he? What kind of shit does he do?
What did you have for dinner?
>Pic related.
>>26263504
Same, except i had one of the half pound steak jalapeno ones
>only one
heh, skeletalfag
>>26263504
>>26263516
pepperoni and cheese over here
I have a cert in multimedia, have a bachelors in interactive media development. Have a masters in marketing. Have about a year and a half worth of experience in web dev/design, EDM development, website maintenance, and a 12 months in digital marketing. Can't find shit applying on for retail positions. The digital marketing company I used to work for died on Monday.
I studied 6 years for nothing, people prefer to offshore my skillset and get a shittier product for a cheaper price. Fuck the boomers ruined everything facet of society they touched. Desperate to find actually work before I'm expected to work for unemployment(so slave labour for what we get paid) in six months time.
>I have a cert in multimedia, have a bachelors in interactive media development. Have a masters in marketing. Have about a year and a half worth of experience in web dev/design, EDM development, website maintenance, and a 12 months in digital marketing.
>>26263433
>a masters in marketing/commerce
sorry messed that up.
>>26263450
programming was my other major mate I still can't find shit.
Is anyone else absolutely terrified of the dark?
>run through the house at night when I have to use the bathroom
>use computer as a night light
or
>sleep with head completely engulfed under a blanket, paralyzed with fear
How do you guys cope?
>>26263170
Not really scared of the dark, but since I've been hearing voices in my head I usually keep a light on outside my room and let my door open just a crack so the bedroom isn't dark.
Give it a try anon, fuck the electricity bill.
>>26263170
Copious amounts of animu, friendo.
>>26263186
sounds like it would be worse desu familah
what does a blowj0b feel like?
Pretty much nothing at all, at least in my experience.
More annoying than anything.
>>26262754
Sticking your dick in a cup of water.
>>26262754
like having a very smooth, and stiff flesh stick in your mouth.
>schizophrenic
>slowly learn to live with it
>took years for me to really unpackage my paranoia and delusions and unfuck myself up
>start behaving like a quasi-normal human being without using medications, finding success in life again
>get a job that's actually in my field
>girl at work starts paying attention to me
>she's always bubbly, always trying to talk to me despite me trying to keep socialization to a minimum because of how oversocialization affects my psyche
>overhear her talking to some other coworker about how hot she thinks I am
>I think she's pretty too but I know I can't handle a relationship, the one and only time I slept with a girl I had a panic attack and assaulted her, fortunately she was too drunk to remember
>still makes me nervous
>brain says no but everything else says yes
>voices start up again
>keep seeing things moving around the yard outside when I know nothing is there
>keep seeing my mother's face in everything
Fucking succubi ruin everything.
What kind of medication you on? Stay off the grass.
>>26262600
schizos dont really hallucinate bro at least not like you claim, schizos are basically paranoid autist
>>26262600
Schizophrenia is neurodegenerative. The longer you go without medicine, the more brain damage you will accrue.
Seriously, how do you not know this? Did you not research it at all?
Post the one you have or make a new one.
>>26262580
Grey button all the way
>>26262821
I'd go for yellow button myself
>>26262580
Orange and Pink
If we are to entertain the idea that humans 'experience' life differently, and that different experiences mold the brain function differently, then we must also seriously consider that gender (along with class, ethnicity, age, and many other factors) would also contribute to this experience, and that they will contribute to molding of the brain.
So if women and men have systematically different life experiences and face dissimilar expectations from birth, then we would expect that their brains would become different (even if they are not innately dissimilar), through these different life experiences.
Can someone translate this into English?
>>26262494
anon is asking why women don't take into account that men have different perceptions based on past life experiences.
>>26262525
>Women
>Logic
They just weren't designed for it.
Women are completely unable to see anything from anyone elses perspective than their own.
itt we post obligatory /r9k/ movies
I don't know m8, for an autistic sociopath, Lou was pretty alpha.
Nightcrawler isn't an /r9k/ movie, the guy is just a sociopath.
>>26262331
baaamp (originally)
Hey dad meet my new girlfriend Shaquenia. Do you like her?
She looks very nice son, im glad youre not an autistic faggot
>send me nudes dude
>implying I'll ever have kids
>>26262216
Don't you mean "Shanequa" you dumbfuck?
>tfw you will never have a cute teen daughter to secretly fuck and lick her panties clean each night (minus the bfs cum -gag)
Still I dream of having this one day.
>>26262069
Made me gag senpai
>>26262069
If you actually think about doing this, please get help or do everyone a favor and never have kids.
>>26262069
>>tfw you will never have a cute teen
>teen
Fucking dropped. WAY too old.
How often does suicide cross your mind?
>>26261794
twice a week. You?
A couple of times per day. I'm not even that seriously suicidal, I just have a stressful life, and if something bad happens (like it does every fucking day) I have a flash of an image of myself jumping off a bridge or something and it's like my brain saying "it's okay, you have an escape route planned if you really need it." I find comfort in that.
>>26261849
Every day or so.
