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if my ex was a superhero their ability would be the power to destroy an entire life with a single sentence
anyone else here sad drunk tonight?
So "The Sentencer"?
You okay, senpai?
>>26243089
my ex would be called "The Cold Shoulder" with the amazing ability to ignore me every time I try to contact her fucking kill me
>tfw your gf starts sucking your cock out of nowhere in the middle of the night, waking you up
But that's rape anon
You were raped
I love this thread already
>>26242944
>tfw your gf starts sucking your cock out of nowhere in the middle of the night
>then you wake up
Why do SJWs try to force feminist bullshit into the black rights movement?
Black people have to deal with being murdered because of their race. Women have to deal with "objectification" and a fake wage gap. There's no black and female oppression. There's black oppression and living life on easy mode.
>wage gap
We manlets have that too, just another thing men do better than women.
>>26242180
I actually really agree with this post. I believe that black people actually do face racism still and it is a problem, but I cant say that without being grouped with people like pic related who think having attractive girls in commercials is on par with genocide
Because some black people are women
>click the refresh button 50 times in the last 30 minutes hoping someone acknowledged my existence
>realize I haven't even commented anything today
p-please...just say something to me
Hi buddy.
horse pussy and spider are best waifus
>>26242032
Horse is objectively best waifu
Any /po/tards here want a black gf to try and make them less racist? I'm down for the challange. I want to date on hard mode.
Alright Sha'Que'Que, you're on.
dating a black anything is dating on hard mode
>>26241341
Pic and city
>tfw no introverted, creative, mentally disturbed friends to do drugs with and make music with
>>26240903
music is muh life desu
>>>/mu/
>>26240903
Where you live senpai
>tfw used to play music, do drugs and tour around the country with my friends
>tfw that's all in the past now
Fucking hell man
Or maybe not who the fuck knows. I'm so tired of not having dicks in my ass though. Please help :(
>>26240857
where are you from op? i'll be your bf
>>26240882
Don't lie. Also tell me more about yourself
>>26240857
>begging for dicks on a NEET forum
Oh wow, sounds like some real partner material. I bet you're totally mentally stable.
What did you feel when you first realized blacks are superior lovers?
They're not. At least white guys will suck my titties or something or kiss me. Black guys are not sexy at all during sex. Just bust a nut and leave.
>>26240697
REEEEEEE ROASTIE LEAVVVVVVEEEE
>>26240697
>Just bust a nut and leave.
racist whore
How do you feel about this piercing on men?
bout to get one, as well as a septum
Also piercings general
>>26240572
Its hot as long as you grow out of it by 25
>>26240572
>How do you feel about this piercing on men?
Literally gay. Of those three body mods, the only one straight guys do is the gauges. I don't have piercings, so this is from an outsider's perspective.
>>26240572
all piercings = gay.
Why is everyone in the BDSM community mentally and/or physically sick?
Wherever I look, wherever I go, online or offline, munches, fetlife, collarme ... all I ever see are people who are mentally and/or physically sick.
>>26240392
Why is this so surprising? You're probably a headcase too.
Also general BDSM thread I guess?
>>26240448
>You're probably a headcase too.
Yes, of course.
But still ... I wonder, is it something with BDSM or are maybe just more and more people getting crazy these days? Sometimes I even wonder how many genuine "normies" there are left these days.
Feels like everyone is getting sick and crazy these days.
>wanting to be pretend tortured/raped or pretend to torture/rape other people
>expecting "healthy" (whatever that is, I'll take it to mean peaceful) people to desire these things
BDSM is such a stupid meme. It surrounds itself with fluffy cultural motifs and keywords/memes to make it seem "legitimate" and "normal" but at the end of the day it is exactly what it is and it will attract exactly the sorts of people it attracts.
Is it odd that I have never masturbated before?
inb4 underage
I'm not
kindof sortof
>>26240259
If you're not lying then you're literally the first guy I've ever encountered who has not masturbated.
>>26240452
How does it feel anon?
What will it take for you to leave? Christ.
>>26240202
give me one good reason to leave.
>>26240251
Because you've had sex therefore someone has desired you at some point so you are not a robot. There are a billion communities for people like you and very few for people like us. Why do you feel the need to invade on our safe space?
>>26240293
>MUH SAFE SPACE
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
>women spend under a decade at the peak of their beauty
>then spend up to eight decades being unwanted garbage
eat fresh, jared. eat fresh.
>I'm a pedophile so everyone must be!
This is you, OP.
>women
>unwanted
nice meme friendo
>Anon I want a big diamond ring for our engagement
>>26239740
So buy one, bitch.
>>26239740
No. Go fuck yourself. And throw some grits on the stove.
>>26239740
Diamonds are a shit-tier stone, everyone knows about artificial inflation. Nobody with a brain who loves their grill would get them a diamond.
>be based as fuck
>order pizza hut, request beer under special instructions
>knock knock, pizza girl
>exchange money for pizza
>"haha we aren't allowed to bring beer, sorry"
>...oh yea, that was just a joke
>go to eat pizza but think of something...
>delivery girl called to find apartment
>text her "so you coming by for some pizza later"
(idk what exactly it was but ill get on my phone post the screen shots in a sec)
>she responds
>haha want me to bring the beer?
>turns out she can't chill but that night but fast forward a few weeks to last night
>she finally comes over
>hook up a bit, she is weird because I am younger than her
brace for the fuck up..
After she left my place, I accidentally sent her a dic pick because i was memeing around.
It wasn't even my dick and it was on top of some chicks face..
I ordered Pizza tonight and the GM delivered it and called me out...
He said if I don't get future deliveries its because i sent a picture of a cock to his employee
I am looking for new jobs and starting to pack now... any suggestions on where to move?
Back in with your mom
She will handle pizza cuties for you, young man
>>26239505
Bro, why--you know what? Fuck it. Just fuck even asking anymore.
>seinfeld-im-out.gif
i also reeeeeed very hard and called costumer service for having the manager get involved in my shit but I live in a small town so I can't file a complaint without them knowing its me.
I never thought I had autism but now...
