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Which hole would you take?
>that roast
ThePORThole
>>26216724
The one that takes in sperm and spits out babies.
>>26216724
Cunt, ass, mouth in that order
Guys on this board that prefer asian women over white women, are basically insulting their moms, and saying they're shit. When you sit there jacking your dick to Chong Mi Lee from Korea, or come on here talking about how asian women are so much better than "white roasties", you're saying your mummy is shit and not good enough for you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Hating the same woman that birthed you, fed you, clothed you, and accepted your NEET lifestyle. All for what, some fucking slant eyes?
>>26216354
>muh culture
>muh tradission
>MUH PAROCHIAL LIFESTYLE
NOOOOOOOOOO CUM BACK 1956! PLZ!
Have you seen white women today? They are shit regardless of political beliefs and regarless of where they live. Urban white women are shit, rural white women are shit with corn in it.
Just try an Asian girl OP, get yellow fever on purpose.
Free. your. ming.
>>26216449
All that roast and hair
this. how the fuck can you hate the very women you came from?
you jel?
nice phone autist faggot
>>26216341
you sound pretty jel
Lmao OP what Marg is probably as old as that phone you fucking poorfag
Who else here /adopted/? I was adopted from a poor country in Europe and taken to America when I was 2. Feel free to ask me anything and discuss adoption in general
>born in shithole Romania
>mommy gave me up to an orphanage
>don't know anything about her or my father
>get put in a shitty orphange where they feed me coffee cause waters too dirty
>somehow get chosen by a white wealthy couple and taken to the West Coast
and the rest is history..
>>26216316
I remember you...
Ogc
>>26216316
I was adopted from Cechnya.
Do you wish you could go back sometimes?
What do you order from the following places?
>Arbys
>McDonalds
>Wendys
>Burger King
>Checkers
>Arbies
Two medium roast beefs, curly fries, and a jamocha shake
>McDonalds
Double Quarter pounder with cheese and a 10 pc Mcnugget combo
>Wendys
A double cheeseburger and a 10 piece nugget combo
>Burger King
Double Burger combo and chicken fries
>Checkers
Texas Roadhouse Burger combo, Tendies, and a small order of buffalo wings.
Nothing.
All of these places aren't good at all.
>>26216306
You are objectively wrong.
>Arbys
roast beef sammy, curly fries and a jamocha shake
>McDonalds
mcchicken and med fries
>Wendys
spicy chicken nuggies and natural cut fries
>Burger King
kek ew
>Checkers
spicy chicken double, and small fry but I really wish I could eat a big buford, fucking cold ass burgers
Are you white boy faggots mad that you can't afford yeezys?
>>26215172
no, the opposite actually
>>26215172
nice fakes
Those probably cost hundreds of dollars right?
I just think it's funny that people spend hundreds on individual pieces of clothing. I buy my clothes and shoes at discount and overstock stores and I look just fine, I have no problems getting girls or being complimented on how I look. Your clothes literally do not matter as long as they're normal and not dirty, ripped up, or autistic.
Does love really exist?
Share stories of you being in love
Share the results of that love
>Tfw I'll never make a successful thread
>>26215032
No, it doesn't.
>fall madly in love with 7/10 qt because she gave me the time of day
>she only likes me as a friend
>still act like a puppy dog for over a year hoping to win her over
>last straw was when she stayed at her black thug ex's house sucking his dick for three days
>hate the whole female race
>>26215257
Did you keep orbiting even when she had a boyfriend?
How does /r9k/ spend it's time? What do you faggots do to distract yourselves from the agony of existence?
Talk to you, clean the house, walk the cat, wait for ragnarok
>>26214756
Carpentry. Television. Beer. Shitposting.
TV, video games and the gym. Lately though it's been mostly the gym and the 100.
>tfw no clarke gf
What's the most alone you've ever felt?
I'll start
>friend is having a birthday party
>buy presents
>overhear a couple of friends saying "make sure you dont invite anon"
>shrug it off
>one of my friends asks me if I'm going to the party so we can carpool
>we drive there
>knock on the door
>everybody except the the birthday boy looks at me angrily and with disgust
>one of my closest friends asks "what are you doing here?" with disdain
>drop present off while fighting back tears
I still haven't recovered from that day.
>>26214614
Not quite a lonely feeling but here's a time my power level was almost revealed.
> 2nd semester of college, in speech class
> Everyday the professor asks a question and we answer it for a grade
> Today's happens to be "What was your first kiss like?"
> All the normies are describing theirs with all the "awws"
> My turn
> Quietly say "Pass" under my breath and teacher moves on
Wasn't really mad at the teacher, but fuck. That question was like a fucking precision targeting missile. Felt like a fucking alien. Something that is so commonplace for normal people is something I will never experience.
You have to kill him anon. There is no shame in it, happens everyday, just kill him and move on with your life.
>>26214717
You can sue over that. I actually got a professor fired in college for a similar assignment.
Have to write a short story for a writing class I'm doing for a credit.
Absolutely no one restrictions. It can be about anything as long as it's 2000 words, has at least two character and the setting plays a decisive factor in the story. With all the freedom I'm struggling for ideas.
Post some prompts to get me started. Trips and I must write a story using that prompt.
You have even less creativity than I do.
>>26214626
Yeah, probably.
That's why I'm seeking the counsel of creative people.
>>26214600
>a robot and a spooky skeleton try to get gfs
>Be me
>Get really high alone in house
>Really in the mood for candy but don't have any
>Find Flintstones vitamins in cabinet
>Accidentally 2 whole bottles
>Just now realizing what I have done
Am I going to die? What do?
>>26214593
You'll simply pee out the excess vitamins. It's no problem at all
hospital now.
>>26214593
Yeah it's caused children to die because they see it no different than candy. The lethal dose of vitamins is pretty high but two bottles of flintstone ones is enough to kill a 350lb man.
I have $30 left to my name.
Spending it on food tonight. What am I getting?
Prefer something not too greasy, had this monstrous Irish sandwich earlier just packed full of cancer, my gut took a beating. Something cleaner preferred.
Cyborg here, posting anyways faggot. General Tso's Chicken
>>26214565
a bag of rice and some chicken breasts
Maybe some jumbo shrimp? Doubt it'll be fresh.
>>26214582
Ah, that breaded fried chicken might make me vomit, not because of faggy taste or anything, my body just might not be able to take it. I mean, I've forced myself to eat disgusting things off the floor to survive but if I can choose something better I'll try.
Cyborg. Tell me about yourself. Going to start off with the assumption you're the stereotypical cyborg who is under 20 and whose problems don't extend beyond "she might not like me". This isn't a competition to see who has it worse, just curious. Keep that in mind.
Who /EsotericOccultTexts/ here?
>tfw studying ancient rituals to smite Chad
>tfw seeing through the propaganda and thinking about how to meld it into your own tool
>tfw becoming one with the almighty as you become god yourself
Look out normies
>>26214010
Yeah, not sure how deep the rabbit hole goes though. I know that controlling yourself entirely is actually not that difficult to achieve (time put in wise, its tricky getting it down though). You can certainly make yourself feel, see, experience whatever you want. Your cognitive abilities will expand as well. This in and of itself presents a lot of power, as far as control of the outside world or channelling I am unsure. I will find out eventually I guess. If it is possible there are people out there influencing minds in a pretty profound way.
>Good drinking water
Kek what is this spic religion
>>26214108
can you expand on this? I lack any form of self control and i'd like to know how you did it? Books i should read?
Can we have a thread that isn't arguing or shitposting for once?
Name 1 good thing and 1 bad thing about your year so far?
Good:
>got a raise at work
Bad:
>gained 20lbs since December
This year I realized I suffer from anti social personality disorder
And you probably think I'm an edgy teen, I would too but i m pretty sure its trye
>>26213774
I don't even consider being anti social a disorder. People are abhorrent.
>>26213803
I'm not talking about avoiding people, I didn't even know what it meant until I googled tonight, I knew something was wrong tho.
I basically never felt anything for anyone, no love or emphaty not even for my parents or my closest friends
It hit me that something was off when I met this girl last year, she was really nice and pretty and liked buying me we were close friends and she had to move and I felt nothing about it except that I missed being huged
That on itself isn't enough but thinking back I never felt anything when my best friend lost his father or when my cousin was dying at the hospital, I made my friends cry a bunch of time too in highschool and I felt nothing too, I felt nothing that time I beat up this kid either
Thinking back to all these things I don't feel bad about not feeling anything either
>tfw you realize the earth is flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOz_J6tJVU
Let's say the earth is flat. Why would those in charge lie about this? What do they have to gain by pushing that the world is round?
>>26213622
Usually I am very hard to upset
But this level or retardation surpasses anything I can comprehend
All I can say is if you believe the Earth is flat good luck out there because you're gonna need it
>>26213717
This. After seeing how determined flat earth fags are in really curious as to why they believe it's being hidden instead of them just being retarded.
