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>tfw no mommy gf
Why is motherly love objectively the purest?
For those of you that have had luck with this, explain your methods, if any.
Bump, you faggots
Come on, I know some other robots share my feels
>be mommy gf
He is well-behaved and cute, has a youthful demeanour and is very submissive. If you want a mommy gf you have to be worthy of being nurtured and doted on.
>have had approximately 20 girlfriends
>only want a mommy gf
>every gf is disgusted by this and wants nothing to do with being a nurturer
Fuck living in 2016
What keeps you going in life?
>>26284883
That's a good fucking question. I really don't know how I'm still up walking around. It amazes me every day how functional I am. I'm probably going to hit a sudden point where everything just crumbles.
The blind hope that it will get better.
The knowledge that I'm intelligent, moderately attractive, and of good kind, but I'm too much of a weak, depressed shitbag to use any of it.
The fact that even I've began to notice the stagnation in my life and I'm instinctually thirsting for change.
the weird elevated feeling i get when doing something i actually enjoy and the hope that something will change
Come on in, take a seat, have a drink. Share some feels, tell some stories. Go ahead and pick a song for the jukebox. You're among friends here.
>>26283041
won 60 pounds at the casino tonight, certainly not been a bad week. Here's 5, give the next guy a drink on me.
>>26283041
>Tfw drinking alone in my dorm room on a Friday night
>>26283268
i drink alone in my room every friday night. it hurts.
So does everyone agree that black woman are the most attractive woman in the world
>>26281724
We all agree black women are the ugliest women in the world white women are the most beautiful women in the world and this is coming from a black guy.
>>26281813
I really hope you dont think she is attractive. She has a guys face.
>>26281724
She looks mixed.
>tfw no mixed gf
Just found out that my IQ is 153 and I feel like shit. Now I can no longer use the excuse, "because I'm an idiot" to get away from my problems.
Now I realize the only thing that holds me back in life is the fact that I'm a coward.
I wish I could be stupid and ignorant, maybe then I could be happy.
>>26281664
you already knew that was an excuse anyways; most of us are here by our own faults
Maybe isolate yourself and work on something you could see yourself making a contribution to society and rise of yourself. As a 120 iq tard that's my plan now. Education being catered to girl brains and work is catered to loudmouths and also girls it makes it just annoying to engage in society.
>>26281664
Where did you take it? I've always wanted to find out what my IQ was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
staring deep into her dark shiny brown eyes is like a mother's warm embrace
btfoing the sarranid sultanate with my mamluks and swadian knights
>>26280756
shes very cute and shes an INFP like i am :3
i dont know her that well but ive seen that she has videos about some slut slam poem and a video about her sexuality(which i havent watched but just automatically dismiss it as being thotty millenial bisexual shit) but other than that she would be good girlfriend waifu material
what terrible poetry, bitch is fine though
There's something very wrong with this image.
Can you guess what it is?
>>26290479
maturity is a spook?
>>26290479
tits with cum running down the middle
>>26290479
>Blames self for world
>It's MY fault I was born
Why are black people naturally more fit
>>26290238
because white people are adapted to survive harsh winters
black people only look more fit but they are weak as fuck
>>26290238
They aren't? A lot of black people play sports. When you sit around shitposting all day, on 4chan of all places which seems to be intent on spamming the cuck meme nonstop, no shit you are going to wind up being a skinnyfat NEET.
Well boys, just drank 50 mL of generic cough syrup which is about 300 mL of dxm. First time robo tripping. Gonna be fun.
>just drank 50ml of this liquid
>its 300ml of this other liquid
>>26288286
I gotchu fAm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB9Fci4nxN0
>>26288371
Sorry meant that it contains 300 mili grams of dxm.
Why has making fun of white people and males become so accepted? Why has male-victim domestic abuse become so trivialized? Why are we told it's okay to for men to have feelings, but are mocked when expressing those feelings? Why can't we just not make fun of anyone?
>>26288015
Anti-nationalists intent on destroying the sovereignty of western nations, through an attack on the family unit.
>>26288049
Care to explain, fampai?
>>26288015
Aww poor white boy you sad? You want take out your anger on your local school?
Get the fuck out of here pussy bitch
Not even a sjw I just hate these victim complex bullshit
Obama should consider dropping a couple of nuclear bombs on the american south. Hicks and conservative christfags are ruining this country, They are all inbred and have the ugliest inbred accents I've ever seen,
First he'd evacuate all the blacks to the north and move everyone from the north who has a southern accent and is white to the south, then he;d obliterate all the cancerous people from existence.
All white southerners are cancer.
cool sounds goo-
>evacuate all blacks
nvm fuck you
>>26286886
It wouldn't change anything, you would just find some other group to hate.
>all the blacks in the south go north
>the north is completely destroyed within weeks
sound plan
How does one go about obtaining a Native American boyfriend?where do they hang out?i don't want a white washed one
Pretty hard to find, even in the US. Try going to a reservation; I guess. Most natives are extremely degenerate there. They're honestly like fucking blacks.
>>26286499
Poverty will do that.
>>26286499
im black so im sure they cant be worse than the people i grew up with
How miserable is working fast food?
It's hot, loud, has shit pay and you have to always be busy/look busy or else you get yelled at. I barely survived my three months at McDonald's.
>>26285786
It's okay if you work in a white or asian neighborhood
Don't work fast food around dirt-colored people
There are not many worse jobs. Working at Walmart was 10 times better
Low ratio:
>/high test/
>increased rate of Aspergers/autism
>increased rate of alcoholism
>increased rate of psychopathy in males
>aggression
>decreased empathy
>associated with leadership and innovation
>trait with bisexual men
High ratio:
>lower sperm counts
>increased risk for heart disease/obesity in males
>increased risk for depression in males
>increased rate of psychopathy in females
>increased anxiety in males
>more feminized
>trait with homosexual men
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio#Correlation_between_digit_ratio_and_traits
Always /high test/ male
All of it checked
Low ratio checking in
Who else /low test/ here?
so is Sam Hyde a hipster or something? I don't get it.
>>26285408
Sam Hyde, plz go
http://imgur.com/wr1fSbI
>>26285408
No.
>>26285468
I lol every time this is posted. You think women are going to sleep with you for being a white knight? Good job anon, you exposed Sam for being really alpha.
