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>tfw you cant compete
why live
thats like honestly disgusting senpai
>>26265082
Honestly, I wish I had this guy's cock.
>>26265082
live grateful you're not that dude
idk why people still believe there is a direct correlation between dick size and appeal to women. vast majority don't actually care that much and want nothing to do with a dick over eight inches. they're usually satisfied with 5. so long as you don't have a micropenis it's not the nature of your dick you should be worried about, because that's not what makes a woman orgasm.
>starts talking to a 38 year old male from australia
>I say i'm 14 female
>we live 20km apart
>I tell him I'm looking for some fun
>He tells me he can give it to me and begins to talk dirty to me
>I let him carry on
>he sends a dick pic to me after I said not too
>he wants to meet up and make me miss school
>I'm trying to get details from him subtly
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>I'm 22 and feel like I should Anonymously report him to the police with all the details he gave me to get the creep off the streets, who knows what else he will do
What do you think? I know I might get some hate from this but if I tell him to fuck off who is he going to go after next? an actual 14 year old girl?
Just call the police. Maybe you'll get a career going as an undercover peedo baiter
You're retarded. Have some fun with him. Make him go to places and ask questions while you spy him comfortably.
>>26264278
expose him, make family and friends hate him forever
What did he do wrong, /r9k?
>3+ entire posts of words
being born ugly
>>26263859
That's like a page in a novel.
I bought a trump t shirt, hat and a bumper sticker.
But I live in Maryland. It's a very liberal state.
I'm afraid if I wear the shirt or hat people will get confrontational with me. And if they want to fight I'll be forced to say I'm wearing it as a joke.
I'm afraid of putting the bumper sticker on my car because I'm afraid people will damage it.
>>26263237
Good you should live in fear, welcome to America
very valid fears. i for one never wear any kind of identifying clothing. that way i never have to stand up for anything.
>>26263237
>mfw these are legitimate things to be concerned with
fucking liberals are so dangerous and crazy
Take a feel, leave a feel
>tfw when my cat comes into the bathroom to check on me while taking a dump.
I'll take both thoes feels
>tfw pizza guy upgrades you to large for free
>>26261877
>tfw mom enters the room while you're trying her clothes.
*walks to the front of the lecture hall and pulls an AR-15 submachine gun out of his back pack*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Now that I have your attention, thank you.
Stand up, class. I want you to line up and I'm going to ask you each one very simple question. You see, I'm a reasonable man with a reasonable request.
Show me you're not a fucking piece of RANCID normie filth and I'll let you go. You have ONE minute before I put this nozzle up to your fucking noggin' and start spraying bullets into your skull cavity.
So, I ask you, why aren't you a FILTHY normie fucker?
*turns off gun safety*
I'm a big guy for you, check em
>tfw no gf
I've never had sex. I've never had a girlfriend and I've never even had a female friend. Shoot me if you want but I'll die knowing that I'm not a normie.
>>26261023
Isn't an ar-15 an assault rifle?
you wouldn't happen to like tsunderes, would you?
gtfo mitcher yumiko was best grill
DONT POST MY FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER JEW CUNT HORSE SHIT EATING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26258210
more of a kuudere man myself
How's that alcoholism coming along anon?
Man I wish I was old enough to get drunk, I'm only 19. Does it really wash away the pain?
sober for like a week
probably ruin it this weekend or something
kill me
>>26257801
I was about to post.
I really, REALLY want to get drunk right now.
But I hope things will get better. I don't want to be the same mess I was last week.
Plz make it stop.
What is the musical equivalent to a belly gf? Does fat chick music exist
>>26256360
A slowed down benny hill theme, while someone occasionally blows random notes on a tuba and farts echo in the background.
>>26256360
not sure but 2016 is my time for a belly girlfriend
these threads are my hero
Reminder that god does not exist and that science proves that god does not exist.
The scientific principle of "Burden of proof" states that it is up to the person that makes the claim that something exists to provide the proof and not the person who denys the existence of the claim.
The principle of falsifiability states that if something cannot be proven or disproved than the said thing does not exist.
>>26262255
>implying science isn't based on fundamental assumptions about existence
>>26262255
Didn't the pope recently say that even atheists can get into heaven? Probably an old comic though.
>>26262255
Definition 1: x is God-like if and only if x has as essential properties those and only those properties which are positive.
Definition 2: A is an essence of x if and only if for every property B, x has B necessarily if and only if A entails B.
Definition 3: x necessarily exists if and only if every essence of x is necessarily exemplified.
Axiom 1: If a property is positive, then its negation is not positive.
Axiom 2: Any property entailed by - i.e., strictly implied by- a positive property is positive
Axiom 3: The property of being God-like is positive
Axiom 4: If a property is positive, then it is necessarily positive.
Axiom 5: Necessary existence is positive.
Axiom 6: For any property P, if P is positive, then being necessarily P is positive.
Theorem 1: If a property is positive, then it is consistent, i.e., possibly exemplified.
Corollary 1: The property of being God-like is consistent.
Theorem 2: If something is God-like, then the property of being God-like is an essence of that thing.
Theorem 3: Necessarily, the property of being God-like is exemplified.
2bh familial
Today I had a discussion with my virgin friend (we both are 21). The topic came to what we look for in a girl. I told him I would only marry a virgin. He got really angry and told me it was the most immature thing he's ever heard.
Is he right?
I know Chads appreciate girls who put out easy because it means a quick and easy no-strings attached bang, but why would a virgin with no relationship experience be so quick to defend a girl who has had a lot of sexual partners? Does it actually not matter?
It's immature for the times. Take what you can get these days. You're also saying that someone else should be deprived of their own sexual experiences in life just to be with your goofy ass. It would be nice for a novelty but she's no longer a virgin after the first time you have sex. Why even give a fuck
I don't think it's immature at all. I think it's unrealistic, though. Your friend sounds like a faggot. Go ahead and wait for your virgin qt but you may be waiting forever.
>>26262019
>revealing your power level
It only doesn't matter until it does. In other words, >>26262074.
Well, /r9k/? What do you say?
>>26261943
Don't you mean /r6k/?
>>26261943
>Whoa man, the moon looks like a circle
>Nah man, it's clearly a rectangle
>>26262010
but to me a rectangle is a circle and a circle is a rectangle
yeah its semantics but fuck you
Is there any point in being alive if you're short?
>>26261829
Is there any point in being alive if you're balding
You guys are horribly disillusioned.
maybe i would hate being under my current height
Aloha rato
>>26261582
Hell Rato
Remember: With Cruz, You Lose
hello rato kawaiii desu
>tfw opiates make me feel so good that getting a gf feels redundant
>>26261000
>tfw men can marry other men now but you're still not allowed to marry your favorite psychoactive chemical
>>26261000
where'd you get that wojak? I just posted a thread with it and I'm curious if you saved it off me kek
>do drugs
>only feel good when you're high
>reality becomes boring
For what purpose. You'll spend yourself out of house and home with a habit like that.
