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What is the most recent project you just completed?
>>26260223
you can star out your face, but i know by that lank ass body that's the Sach.
i work, so i just shitpost in my spare time. i've been looking at stocks though and learning about them.
>>26260223
Finished me suicide note.
Also bought a cocktail book, so I can die being a flavourful drunk
im gonna use my robot ass brain to evaluate which stocks to buy.
ITT: contradictory normievice
>just b urself bro
>brah u just fake it til u make it
>>26259320
Not contradictory at all. Be yourself means be yourself, fake it til you make it means fake believing that "yourself" is awesome until you genuinely do believe that you are awesome. It doesn't mean "pretend to be someone else" it means pretend to be confident.
>just text her a funny pick up line bro
>u gotta let her text u first or u look desperate
>>26259391
You fucking suck as a person
>In a group of friends
>They start talking about something important
>I crack a joke
>Alpha Friend turns towards me with a dead fucking serious expression
>"You'll continue to be a fucking loser as long as you play this funny man character of your"
HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW I PLAY A CHARACTER TO CREATE DISTANCE FROM PEOPLE
WHAT THE FUCK
help me robots youre my only hope
A friend of mine told me that too. So I cut all contact with him. Now I truly am lonely
>>26259144
Then, how about not saying retarded jokes when people are talking about something serious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
her brown eyes shine like deep rich mahogany wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RehCGld1Iw
>you will never playfully push her down by the shoulders onto her bed and kiss her bangs-covered forehead
But she's white.
Whatever--at least her eyes are brown.
>tfw the guy who buys me games on steam has no money
>might have to get rid of him and find a new provider
>>26258512
lol what a loser. Find someone richer and better. And more lonely so he's easier to exploit
>waiting for your new Bad Dragon toy
>friend wants to see you use it when it arrives
>its thicker than your wrist but you're kind of excited
>>26258512
I can buy you any Steam game you want. Or any other femanon ITT. Just let me know.
It's almost Valentine's Day, robots.
What are your plans?
Stay at home and masturbate to pics of my hot 16 yo cousin
>>26258299
Same thing I do every day: sit at home and do mostly fuckall. Same for Single's Awareness Day.
>>26258299
Momcest, traps and alcoholic beverages.
Hikikomori is the best lifestyle. Prove me wrong
What, you just learned some stupid word that you couldn't wait to use? "Hermit" or "Shut-in" not good enough for your weeb ass?
>>26255773
man hikki is rad as fuck im sorry you're so lonely loser :3
>>26255773
lol, lurk moar
Who here is scary or intimidating?
>>26255366
I think being bald and putting on 30 lbs of muscle made me more intimidating. Nobody approaches or talks to me anymore. F-feels g-good I guess
Not me desu
People think I'm cute
Not sexy cute but childish cute
>>26256138
>falling for the fit meme
you brought this on yourself
how's it going my good lads edition
Thank you senpai, you are also a good lad desu
>>26253393
First for the next President of the USA Donald J Trump
It's waifu posting time my friends
>Girl you start liking
>Hit it off really well, like all the same things, cohesive personality
>She starts talking about sexual experiences
>Like her less after that day
This and
>Talking to girl you like
>She mentions she had sex recently
>Immediately drop her hard
Am I the only one that does this or thinks this way? I've had so many girls call me up asking why I drop them and ignore them but I never respond because giving them any amount of attention or energy is a waste of time.
ITT shit that annoys you about women.
>I'm going to the bathroom. Here.. hold this.
>>26250933
>She starts talking about sexual experiences
Why do girls even do that? I have experienced that myself. I don't feel the need to share my sexual exploits with my ex' either, why do girls?
>>26250933
>>Girl you start liking
>>Hit it off really well, like all the same things, cohesive personality
>>She starts talking about sexual experiences
>Talking to girl you like
>She mentions she had sex recently
This happened to me once with a girl that I liked. But it was my own fault for not going after her properly from the get-go. She simply saw me as a potential platonic friend. Luckily, it was around the time when I first started to escape the sperg life. I was hurt but I simply went after someone else who Iended up fucking.
>tfw meet internet bf in person and find out his height starts with a 5
>putting time an effort into a guy who's height I don't even know
Top kek. Not even once.
>meet in real life
>"i cant believe youre shorter than me"
>>26259378
If he was actually shorter than me I would probably slit my wrists. We were the same height though and that's almost as bad.
Maybe being alone isn't so bad at all?
It's actually the most optimal.
>tfw crave a connection with someone but don't have a personality of my own so I'll never really connect with anyone
>>26259184
Crouton, you're such a g
My favorite tripfag, I love you man
By us I mean men, even the most innocent girl harbours some misandry.
>>26258707
Never mind, he texted me.
fear
people fear what they don't understand
>>26258707
Some girls hate men for the same reason some men hate women. Bad experiences and stupid generalizations.
Why did he do it, r9k?
Did a quick google and apparently he killed some 13 year old. My assumption would be that he had sex with her/was having sex and she threatened to spill the beans.
So Chad was Pedo Chad.
>>26258059
ran with this guy in high school. he was definitely not a chad
>>26258086
What was he like?
Fuck off robot.
Why are there so many fucking rules to follow with girls? Normies are born with all of this knowledge as instinct but as a robot I know I have no chance of learning and understanding this shit. Knowing how to pick up girls and which ones to go after, knowing when and what to do and being able to perfectly gauge her behavior and fine tune your performance accordingly, it's a literal fucking science.
Guess I'll be a virgin forever or be one of those losers that pay a few hundred dollars for a backpage whore.
>>26257892
It's called developing properly from the age of about 11. Nobody is born with it, you just made the stupid choice not to behave or develop appropriately.
>>26258036
aka
>having a single mother upbringing
>>26258036
>develop appropriately
Uh huh...
