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I can't even imagine how vain and self-absorbed someone has to be to have an instagram account. These are the people you see in public constantly pointing their phone at themselves and making stupid faces. Don't you just fucking hate them?
>>26278552
it bothers me a lot, but at least they're happy about themselves
I have one to post pics of cool stuff and places I've been. And my dog.
>>26278596
Why do you think anybody cares about those?
Anyone else a shitty extrovert?
I'm ENTP, and I've figured out that I mostly get caught in an Si "grip" that turns me into this psuedo-introvert that just goes through cycles of negative introspection/ realizations.
I feel it stems more from not finding most people interesting enough.
>>26277640
>someone actually took the time to make a chart that shitty
>>26277640
i was INTJ in high school but i took the test again recently and i got INTP
>>26277752
Personality changes up to your mid twenties so that makes sense. I wouldn't be surprised if it changed again in a few more years.
>mfw the cashier makes snarky comments about me buying a bunch of junk food
Fuck you. I'm not fat, I have a proper fucking job, why shouldn't I get to indulge myself in some fucking junk food? You're like fucking 30 and work a fucking cash register at the supermarket, what gives you the right to judge and feel smug you faggot?!
Not to mention you fucking sell this shit and then try to shame me for actually buying it? Fuck off.
>having interactions with a cashier
consider yourself lucky
>>26277208
What, they just say nothing to you?
>>26277180
a man actually said that?
you must give off a massive beta vibe
Scored 129 IQ on a Raven IQ Test! Salutations! Greetings! You're Talking to someone with Very Superior Intelligence! Ask me Anything!
>>26276449
129 isn't that high, ik this because that's my IQ...
How does the color green taste?
I'm super force sensitive, so ask ME anything!
Non vapers will never that feel of sitting down in the shade on a large field on a hot day drinking soda and blowing clouds
>>26276374
>I will never be that much of a fag
>>26276374
>he vapes
i got news for you pal
vapers will never know that feel of sitting down and not having several forms of cancers and illnesses produced by non-FDA approved chemicals that are ravaging their body
>year 2016 of our lord
>still putting anything other than god's air into your lungs
>still drinking satanic sugar beverages designed to rot your teeth and slow the mind
pic related, it's OP in the golden years of his tragically short life
How does this pic make you feel, /r9k/.?
dumb bike, hot chick
>>26276420
I kinda want a bike with a ridonculous handlebars like that
it doesn't make me feel anything but it made me wonder why the black guy's glasses are so high up his face
How do you guys feel that you'll never have a gf that is as hot as her?
That you'll die alone and worthless.
I will hate normies for that.
It kind of makes me sad, but then I remember I will die and be free from that sadness one day.
>>26276933
this pretty much sums up my way of seeing things
You describe your /Cyborg/ life
BOOYAH!
(original autobiography)
>wake up
>bunch of uneventful shit
>go to sleep
>every now and then a girl smiles at you
>have friends
>stopped going out on weekends because friends always abandon you while you're drunk
>have female friends
>they all consider you as a "friend" and are grossed out when something romantic comes up between you two
>tfw you stopped trying to get a gf because you already know she has a bf and/or will look at you as a friend
If you're a black guy, why the fuck would you want to be intelligent or strive for anything?
>be a black nerd into math and science or history
>get called a corny ass uncle tom faggot by your own people
>get accused of trying to be white
>black girls will never date you or even give you the time of day
>get your ass heckled or beat up by thug black guys for not being a "real nigga"
>white guys don't fear you since you don't have that stereotype black thug thing going on, they just pick on you and kick your ass as well
>white girls want thugged out real niggas, not corny whitewashed black guys into math and science
>asian girls like nerdy guys, but hate black guys so no asians for you
>even if you make great achievements, no one gives a fuck, your own kind respect ex cons more than you, and white people will just see you as a nigger no matter what you've done, even if you cure cancer and aids, you're just a dumb nigger in their eyes
>that's right, even some fat white nerd with a 2 inch dick that shits his own pants thinks he's superior to you even if you invent cold fusion energy
Why the fuck would any self respecting black man not just fully embrace the stereotypes? You're literally ruining your life if you don't just go along with it.
>"Guys, I discovered a cure for cancer, I did it guys!"
>"lol stfu stupid nigger"
>>26275805
lmaoing @ ur lief tbqh
invisible minority is best minority :^)
>>26275805
I know that feel being mexican.
>ebin build wall meems everywhere
>despite eating like any american (or even better than those in NEET buxs) still get called beaner and wetback
>Even your own people despise you for trying to act like a high class person instead of embracing the huarache and sombrero charro
Can women have social anxiety, /r9k/?
>>26272834
man women have social anxiety, the thing is it doesn't really matter because they don't need to be socially outgoing anyway.
>>26272834
Yeah. I know a lot of really awkward girls. Women tend to also suffer from general anxiety more than men.
>>26272834
of course... its very common. i feel bad for the ones who refuse to sleep with chads so they just walk through life doing sudoku cause everyone else is too awkward to tolerate.
>my belief in my being IQ over 140 was the only source of self-esteem I had in my life
>tfw I scored only fucking 118(!!!!) on Raven's Progressive Matrices test
I seriously don't feel like I want to live anymore
>>26272548
Don't worry phamily, gene therapy is progressing at a rapid pace and we're beginning to find the gene sequences that control intelligence. In the future you'll just be able to buy intellectual capability.
>had to take an IQ test in high school as part of proving to the district that I do not need to be monitored by the psychologist
>felt like I did pretty poorly on it
>never got to hear what my score was, only told by the school that it was 'extremely above average'
I can't even brag about this shit on the internet without the number, bitch could've even been lying. I don't feel above average.
who here have shit memory span?
also
>mfw verbal iq saved me from being under 100
>mfw good verbal iq is because i come from a well educated familly
>mfw all my friends find me dumb and "slow"
kill me plz
>his favorite Giles Corey album is Giles Corey
>boyfriend starts being less intimate with you and every time you hug him, he pats you on the back as if he feels sorry for you
>boyfriend drinks a lot at parties
>keep worrying he'll get alcohol poisoning or something medically wrong with him
>>26272010
I don't get this giles corey meme.
I like the music but why is he in every single red flag thread.
Explain please
>tfw no monster natural titted gf
Anything under a GG cup is a chestlet
>>26272009
Rule #1 of Natural Tits: Thou shalt worship no false images of natural breasts, nor desecrate their natural beauty with shitty shoops
>>26272009
>when her top doesn't even wrap around her massive breasts
Remind me why chestlets exist again?
>>26272149
And another one, for reference.
>anon you play LoL too?!
>Im not so good im silver 4 tehe
>Y-Your plat!?!? so high!
>Here is my summoner name! Lets play together tonight~
>See you later, anon!
If you guys are so "good" at video games, why havent you picked up league and claimed your nerdy qt who wants you to boost her elo.
Im not even good and it works for me
>>26268931
Plat is shit. I only play one champion, run flat AP rune pages and climbed from Silver 2 to Plat 4 in a couple of weeks with little to no game knowledge outside of my champion.
its pointless if u have no outside contact to begin with
i'm challenger
>>26268931
Every girl I know who plays LoL is literal trash with no desire to improve. Majority are support mains who have no idea how to play the game.
>I was dia 2 last season
>oh wow, I'm only silver!! lets play some games
Then you play some games with them, watching them play wants to make me kill themselves. After a while of the games being great for you because you're against shitters, they complain be cause the elo is averaged to plat or someshit. They consequently get shitstomped.
bots, do you like this pic?
Bestiality is gross. Monsters are much better because they are intelligent.
>>26277832
I like the art style and girl.
Would be better if it was a beast like >>26277888
said.
>>26277832
>an ugly neckbeard monster like me injecting cute little Asian girl
I like this art
