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>u can go in the draw for 10 billion dollars, and the odds of winning are 1 in 100
>u can go in the draw for 5,000 and the odds of winning are 1 in 3
What u do anon?
First one, obviously. The payout is just too big. I might get lucky.
10 billion dollar draw, easily. $5k is pretty much useless now.
10 billion only because I'd feel worse if I lost the 5k one.
>just discovered you can do this
You're pretty slow, then, anon.
>>26219953
1999 called, it was garbled and sounded like it was in extreme pain and terror. The only words i could make out were "SO MUCH DEATH, PAIN.." this is why years should not have their own sentience.
Also it wants its cursor back
>>26219953
do you have 4chan gold you fucking faggot
So what's going on in your mind right now, /r9k/?
I'm disappointed as fuck, because I slept all day and accomplished nothing productive or meaningful
S U I C I D E
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I want to work on something I like, but I'm too lazy and discouraged, which makes me feel like whatever happens and for whatever reason, things will never get better for me, which in turn further pushes the need to kill oneself.
Do you think being easy is a bad thing for a woman?almost every bf I've had I've fucked within the first week of knowing them or let them grope me/kiss me. I've never waited longer than 2 weeks.
i could tell you all about Basketball, the positions, the rules, some of the greatest players to play over the past 50 years, the culture.
but i couldn't tell you a god damn thing about "sex in the first week" or interpersonal, dating bullshit.
that's for you to experiment on and figure out, just like it's for me to figure out the whole sex thing.
the consequences are yours to deal with.
>>26219536
Tits or gtfo
As for the topic, being easy means you're a slut and not worth the commitment.
>>26219581
I'm not as easy as I was when I was a young thang but I'm still pretty easy
>>26219574
I've had some consequences from this but nothing too bad
Who else /hatestheirboss/ here?
Give me some stories.
>>26219322
>having a job
How's it feel to waste most of your week while I enjoy myself wageslave
>>26219475
feels bad, mang tbqh
>>26219492
What the fuck, how's this shit legal?
Dear Great Gramma Snek
Thank you for all you have done for me.
Wishing you all the best of love and a long happy life.
Warmest Regards,
Rose
Blakkheim
I miss you.
Dear future me,
I hope you're fucking dead.
Sincerely,
Present me
Dear pat. Fuck you the car ain't even in your driveway.
Why so normies like edgy characters so much? Any shit tier show is hyped up by normies to crazy high levels just because it has edgy characters who act like retards
>>26218799
do you miss m00t? i kind of miss m00t. now i have no equal to bants with.
>>26218799
Another example, this show is garbage, I've watched it because of the hype on the internet but it was absolute garbage, but normies love it. Why? Because edgy characters what's why
>>26218799
>>26218844
your whole opinion and outlook is edgy
Show is patrician as fuck, how do people hate it?
>>26218641
People love it. What are you fabricating here? There's some heavy handed black propaganda in it if that's what you mean.
>>26218641
because it's patrician.
it's only for the few
The only people who don't like are oversensitive white people
Since you probably spend a lot of time on 4chan, you probably see those people a lot.
Just watched a 20 minute video of some guy licking a qt Chinese girl's feet
Its the only stuff I can watch that doesn't make me fap...
Probably this. Been on 4chan for about 45 minutes now.
Shitposted all day when I had overdue papers to write.I still do.
Searched for videos of little girls doing stetches and having sleepovers on youtube.
I have no shame anymore, but I realize it's pathetic.
Why are women so fucking stupid?
biology. it's not their fault.
some women are different though.
>>26218470
>Shows her gargantuan tits
>Expects him not to screenshot it so he can jerk off to them
>>26218470
she's not stupid. she's acting coy and naive because those are qualities men like.
any woman with huge cow tits and a snapchat know exactly what they're doing.
man 4chan died when moot left. the glory days of freedom are kill.
4chan died long before moot left. It was a sinking ship and he basically handed the controls to Hiroshima Nagasaki.
There's literally no difference except headlines advertising shitty movies.
>>26218484
when moot was around, you could at least talk and express your thoughts freely no matter what it is.
he protected that until one day he couldn't anymore and he left 4chan.
>>26218496
that's because your iq is in the 2 digit range.
Which one would you rather date and why
Girl 1
>Has had sex with 27 guys total
>Has had a couple of long relationships (>6months) but most of the guys she has been with were one-night stands or short term relationships
>On average has sex ~20ish times a year
Girl 2
>Has only been with one guy
>1 long relationship
>Had sex with that guy almost every day, sometimes multiple times a day since they started dating when she was 15
>Has sex an average of 300 times a year
Assume both girls are
>10/10
>20 years old
>No STD's
>Became sexually active at 15 years old
>Identical personalities/habits/etc. for control purposes
#2 because she's less likely to cheat
>>26218200
1 because she is less worn out and more innocent
>>26218200
They couldn't be the same.
I'd date the first girl. The second would be looking for me to replace her long time boyfriend, she broke up with him recently? That's lame
Plus, fucking an awesome and actually cool girl opens up male social connections.
>yeah I tapped that
>same. Isn't she great
>like seriously. I hope she meets the guy she deserves
>I dunno I think it's going pretty well for now
>oh, I mean you know you're not dating exclusively right?
>eh, I mean I guess I kinda figured
>yeah, we're still having fun. It's cool though! Hey, one of my girl friends invited me for board games at her house, I already invited girl 1, you want to come with us?
>s-sure
pls post gondolas they make me happy
Jump into a boiling pit of acid and burn
>>26217932
please i just wanted gondolas
>>26217932
why are you so angry? Did you have a bad day or something?
dont come here to take out your anger on people
ITT: What fetishes do you guys have?
Personally, I have a fart fetish and yes I am aware it is weird.
>>26217026
Are you aware that fart's are aerosolized fecal matter and that you essentially have a scat fetish?
>>26217080
At least it isn't solid waste.
PISS
Particularly women being uninhibited about pissing in public and/or being proud of how much they can piss or how far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuYWRXvMnYQ
^I've fapped to that vid dozens of times
this shit is surprisingly difficult to find
Who /fuckedteeth/ here?
I was trying to google an image of shitty teeth for this post and I just realized how hard it is to find a picture someone whose teeth are as bad as mine.
>>26216761
I winfuck everything :(
>>26216873
Did you get run over by a freight train?
Sock away some money to get them fixed. Teeth are a huge indicator of social class(employability) in the US. I mean, would you let your kid look like this if there was anything you could do to fix it?
