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I hope you have a nice day tomorrow!
you too anon
i hope your whole week is nice and pleasant
Thanks anime girl, I'll try.
>>26213436
I hope you have TWO nice days tomorrow!
>made the mistake of making a female friend at work
>she sends me a pic of Chad's cock on snapchat with "look what I get tonight *emoji with heart eyes*
I'm going to cut all contact and ignore her when she talks to me from now on
>>26213426
This has to be b8I fell for it
>>26213426
fuck friendship. it gets you nothing but betrayal.
>>26213426
Just report her to HR and tell them she sent you a sexually explicit message. 99% she will get fired, and if not she sure won't talk to you ever again.
Some freshman kids kept talking about Filthy Frank in art class. What is this shit?
>inb4 underage
1/3/98 faggots.
>uninteresting people like accessible garbage
that includes you.
>>26212908
Are you from Haan?
>>26212908
12/5/97 here
get out little baby
The difference between watching porn and having sex is similar to the difference between watching a roller coaster ride from p.o.v. and actually riding.
Sure you may think abstaining from real sex and indulging in waifus or porn due to the bitter pain of rejection over the years is sufficient enough, but no amount of on screen material will ever emulate the feeling of actual sex.
Think back to the last time you rode on a roller coaster. All the feelings you had. The wind against your skin, the g-forces pushing on you down to your very core giving you a queasy but excited tingling feeling all over your body. The rush of overloading your senses from traveling far higher and faster than you ever could normally.
As a shut in turned failed social life turned shut in once again human, I feel the pain of loneliness stab me every day as my brain reaches for distant memories that were once so real to me, now only becoming more surreal each day.
You deserve to give yourself a chance to ride that roller coast robots. Don't give up so easily like me. I'll try if you do.
Pic very related related.
>>26212615
Why is Velma hanging out with Wesker?
>>26212632
Don't you mean why is Johnny Bravo hanging out with Peppermint Patty?
>>26212615
>all you need to do to be happy is have sex
Whatever you say Chad
What is your poop cycle?
>>26212325
I take one giant shit every couple of days tbqh
>>26212325
Once in the morning and once at night.
whenever i feel like shitting i shit
Why haven't you sold your soul to Satan yet?
Because Satan doesn't real. Why haven't you grown out of playing pretend for things that you think are cool and edgy?
>implying my soul is worth anything
Lmao@ur weak uncultivated spirit
I've got this wish stuck in my head, to make my mind of today travel back to 11-12 year old me, and redo all my life, one day at a time, from that point on.
If you had such a chance, in what part of your life you'd rather begin, and what would you do? keep in mind some limitations, being born again would probably erase your memories for example.
pic unrelated, sry.
>>26211792
Become a fabulous serial killer child.
>>26211978
Think you can give some context in how that would go? greentext is fine.
>>26212054
>be me, 11
>have a childhood friend who is "dating" me (in a cute childish sense of the word)
>know that in 8 years, she will be a pathetic drug addict roastie
>IWouldRatherKillYouMyself.jeypeg
>Euthanise her while she is still wonderful
>there is this big construction site not very far from her school
>agree to meet her nearby to go for a date/walk
>bash her on the head with a rock and push her into some concrete that is yet to harden
>distract the nearby workers with an adult magazine I stole from daddy
>adults are such pigs, kekekeke
>tell her friends she never arrived in the first place
continue to the next victim?
Yo, have you guys seen this ad? What the fuck.
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id1051479566
>not using adblock
>not disabling ads with a script
>browsing 4chan raw
Disgusting. Kill yourself.
>>26211154
Did you miss the part where that's an android screenshot?
Downloading, thanks
God-tier anti-normie food combinations. I'll start:
>Anything pizza-related and ranch
>>26210456
Instant noodles
ketchup and paper.
>>dont even ask me if the image is related
>>26210456
Pizza and ketchup
Lets say this guy was shooting up a crowded area.
Realistically how could the police combat him? Would they just let the babies die? I think in the comic someone gets him in a noose or some shit but that's not that realistic if he's shooting people.
Clearly the babies are accomplices and deserve to die
>>26210253
sharpshooters, nigga
>>26210303
>miss shot
>just headshot a baby
What are the things stopping you from killing yourself?
>>26209250
False hope, feels bad and good
>>26209250
browsing 4chan and fapping is better than death
Waiting for the happening
Which one of these online classes would you drop?
>Principles of Sociology
>General Psychology
>Critical Thinking
>US History To 1877
>>26209041
>>US History To 1877
it's annoyingly easy and boring
>>26209041
the history one, unless youre reaaally into american history, which i doubt or you wouldnt have asked
order of usefulness
>critical thinking
>sociology
>psychology
>history
>US history
kek
>"You know I really like spending time with you Anon. I know you hate talking about yourself too much but even from you've told me I feel like I'm getting to know someone who I can't help but care very much about. I felt really bad for asking you the other day whether you'd ever been in love or not. I mean I figured you'd say yes but even when I was asking it I sort of realized your answer would be no. But it's a shame, really, because to me you really someone I can't imagine myself not being in love with."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U]
>>26208788
Why did this make me feel so muchIt's not even well-written
>>26208788
these threads are slowly turning me mad, stop it
>>26208788
i hat myself for loving these threads
How exactly are you supposed to breathe when eating pussy?
eating pussy is so fucking beta, i don't even consider it a mutual sexual act. it's just you pleasuring her and if she doesn't then suck your dick or let you put your dick in than you're a chump who now has a vaginal disease in his mouth
personally i wouldn't eat a girl out til after she had my knob in her mouth
>>26208543
Through your nose.
>>26208543
at least the butt hole is behind the vagina
Some one help me finish this
ALPHA
white=chad
Black=tyrone
Asian=Lowang
Mexican=?
Indian=?
Arabian=
BETA
White=peter
Black=carl
Mexican=carlos
Asian=?
Indian=pajeet
Arabian=?
>>26208462
Lowang should be Chang
This doesn't even make sense. "Asian" includes Japanese and Korean, along with all the SE asians (and technically Indian). But oriental-type Asians can't all be called Lowang.
Peter isn't a beta white name any more than Kevin. It just just depends on the person.
>>26208506
>>26208504
This why I asked for help. Remake it by replacing names and adding more races to how you see fit brah
