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Bernie or Hillary, /r9k/?
Fleeing to Switzerland with my money
>>26267781
The country that is a model for what Bernie wants America to be like?
Nice.
>>26267779
Bernie.
I'm not American but I'd like to see radical changes made just to see what happens.
As much as I liked her husband (and let's face it, she was probably running the show) Hillary is virtually a more evil Obama. The country needs significant change.
Dubs picks what I go get to drink. Hurry up. I've only got 45 mins before bottle shops close.
Rolling for Olde English
>>26267318
Bad luck.
OP rolling for whatever bourbon is on special at the local store.
>>26267302
your own piss mixed with cola
How does one obtain male attention without having to go through with sex?
>>26266745
step 1: post a thread like
step 2 : wait for replies
Men throw their attention around everywhere looking for sex, just don't indulge them
>>26266756
Yes but how do you touch one without getting raped.
If you put your arms around one he's not gonna let you go before you touch the dick.
The goal here is to avoid touching the dick.
Let's pressure Hiro/4chan
I think if this gets 1,000 votes he will at least have a serious discussion on the matter
http://strawpoll.me/6731437
I voted 4 the real robot answer
>>26265754
While in an ideal world I would like a total ban, we at least need a containment board, /soc/ and /b/ would suffice.
Yeah sure.
Maybe he can implement a system that blocks feminine IP's
There is no escape or parole possibility. Nor interaction with anybody ever again. And the guards who watch you 24/7 make every effort to keep you from killing yourself.
What do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVCRjdN3UTM
>>26262888
read books
fkdofkdlfkdlk
That jail looks super comfy actually. I could totally live on a room like that if it wasn't a prison.
>>26262888
If I wasn't allowed to read and supplied with ample reading material I would go absolutely insane
why did the rich chad kill himself?
Is life more than money, sex and family?
>>26261264
Dude made his living doing a young man's sport. He was 41. The body doesn't maintain forever. Once the power of youth is gone, what do you have to fall back on if your livelihood depended on it?
Could have been brain damage as a result of his sport, wife could have cheated, could have been the fact he was a manlet.
>>26261264
He's clearly a manlet, first of all.
Anyone else already thinking about Valentines day?
I've been dateless for 20 years in a row.
Ooooh, I wonder what my former class mates and crushes are going to be doing
I know it exists, I'm just going pretend that it doesn't.
Unfortunately, it's a day I'll never be able to forget.
>confess to oneitis
>not only get turned down
>entire school knows by the following day
>get called "creep" and a bunch of other shit by a bunch of girls
>the whole time regretting my decision to listen to my friends saying it'd be a good idea
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself a female.
Did somebody else stop trying to talk or get close to girls? I've stopped mainly because i don't have interesting stuff to talk about and i think that if i was a girl i wouldn't really want someone like me as a boyfriend
Apart from that, i'm content with my current life and i like staying home
>>26255623
are you me?
I haven't talked to any non relative in about 2 months
I used to yearn for a gf, but once I realized I have absolutely nothing to offer and that I had no clue how to interact with her, I just stopped these
>tf no gf
feels. I actually live quite content now, I'm not a waifuist or anything, but I'm scared where all the sexual frustration and tendencies to procreate hide.
I think this is not a healthy lifestyle, it fucks up you subconciously
Sentences you've been told by a girl that hit hard
"Oh my gosh anon shut up already you're so weird"
Krie errytiem;-;
>>26237759
My first oneitis:
>You can go fuck yourself because I doubt any girl will ever want to.
>Anon, why don't you ever talk?
>Anon, don't you want a gf?
She ask me this while being in the other side of the room, with everyone hearing it
She asked me if I was the black sheep of my family.
I'm not... I guess.
If your friend was cheating on his girlfriend and you knew about it would you tell his girlfriend? Why or why not?
Yes I would, anonymously.
No. Only faggots and white knights would do that. Men gotta stick together. You cover for each other.
Depends what my relationship with his girlfriend was like.
Probably not because I don't give a shit what other people do, its none of my business
>tfw parents forcing u into an arranged marriage
>tfw ur future wife kinda looks like a man
>tfw almost 30 and a literal hugless kissless virgin so maybe i should just take it
what should i do friends???
When you die, are you going to be upset that you never even had sex with that ugly chick when you had the chance since you didn't want to fuck someone that ugly, or are you going to be glad you held out even though you never again got to have a shot with any other woman ever?
>>26265781
>arranged marriage
these are still a thing?
>>26265781
Do you have anything to lose? it'll probably be the only chance you'll ever get.
Alright you fuckers. Listen up. Today you will suffer. Today you will REEEEEEEEEEE. I'm cashing in my Good Boy Points to upload this.
GIRLS Storytime.
Rules...
1.) Reaction images are not banned from being posted. They are encouraged.
2.) There really aren't any rules.
>To /pol/, sorry, have to start over. There's some people that want to see the beginning.
591 images to go. Buckle up.
sieg heil
t. pol
move it faggot
>>26265387
Yeah, banned from /pol/ now. kek
>>26265377
>be non white
>only like white men
kill me
>>26265282
>being gay
>2016
>be black and 5'9''
>mainly like brown <5'7'' qts that are pure KVs and are a bit weird/quiet
>will forever repell manlets, KVs, and quiet guys due to my race
>>26265282
it's devastating cause no white guys here
How easy is it to get a girl if you're over 6ft?
>>26265255
im a handholdless kissless virgin and im 6'1
>>26265255
Height is one of those things thats more like a prerequisite than an aid. You have to be over 6ft to stand a good chance, if you're under its only going to hinder you.
Height is more of a barrier
I want to start a new religion. I think all current religions have failed humanity. Atheism also completely fails us. Who's in?
You're posting on /r9k you can't be charismatic enough to be a cult leader.
>>26265225
You'll never capture me alive OP
All religions are the same
Concepts may be different but the effects they have are interchangeable
No thanks mister frog
I'll stick with the semi-blind stumbling that is called "science"
