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> tfw always super horny but no boyfriend to fuck me
you guys don't understand how hard it is to be an ugly girl :(
>>26240436
Ugly or fat?
>>26240436
so i just started birth control to regulate my period and my last period was 2 weeks long and very thick/heavy like old blood
Is this normal femanons?
>>26240436
be my gf
Horny ugly women are my fetish
>2016
>still not having reptiles as pets
All other pets are shit tier in comparison.
>enslaving an innocent creature for your own amusement
Pleb tier
Reptiles don't know affection though. They only like you because you're warm.
>>26238230
reptiles a cute. but they aren't 'pet' pets. like if you want to hold and play with and generally interact with in a social way, reptiles are not a good choice. my geckos are more like roommates to me than pets.
what happened to her channel?
>>26236723
She got a BF.
>>26236723
she baleeted it because she was starting to get famous, but once in a while she would post a video and make it private again after a day or two
Eliza if you're reading this I love you
>>26236723
Damn she looks like shit without makeup but that's most women I guess.
The decline of the American female.
From 17 (left) to 21 (right)
>>26236184
This is difficult to look. Such beauty wasted
>>26236184>>26236456
So depressing to think how many cute girls destroy themselves after becoming hip hop wannabes
she's just exploring her sexuality and finding herself anon :^)))))))))))))
Can you tell me good movies/series about mental illnesses.
>>26235507
Silver Linings Playbook is alright. It is interesting to me since I was misdiagnosed with bipolar. It is now permanently on my record when I really have depressive psychosis.
>>26235507
I was trying to find something related to agoraphobia, but I never found something good
>>26236316
Monk is a great tv series that deals with obsessive compulsive and anxiety disorders, I believe the main character has an agoraphobic brother.
You can only apply in this thread if you have double digit IQ.
92 IQ points reporting for duty here.
Trump is cool
>>26233253
You're in the club now. My homeboy Donnie Trump is too.
Hillary voter here. I belong here.
>tfw I have an inescapable monster tit fetish
All I think about is massive natural tits, I am bra size obsessed, tit sucking, tit fucking, having giant tits draped across my face, boobs popping out, being revealed, huge rack girls on top riding with their tits bouncing like crazy, or bent over and watching them hang and swing like udders, feeling the weight of them and squeezing the shit out of them
I can't get off to anything other than huge natural tits. And when I say huge, it has gotten to the point where I even find the likes of Gianna Michaels or Siri for example "small"
I honestly need help. Is there any way to become turned on by chestlets instead? There are an abundance of small titted women out there but hardly any with massive naturals. I can't afford escorts, what the fuck do I do?
i normally go for tits but for example this chick is hot so idk just find hot chestlets and masturbate to that sometimes
i also had a hot dream about a chestlet and i could see down her dress because it was so loose on her chest. idk maybe try and think up hot things about chestlets.
for example they are so tiny and thin, it would make you seem really big in comparison if you were to hold one in your arms. think about how delicate her rib cage would seem.
>Bumpy rides
Fuck I hate that.
sauce op don't give a shit about your post
Why are brown/black women of the world the most attractive?
Attractiveness is like, subjective, man.I agree with you, though
>>26240643
big lips, big dark childlike eyes. round faces and softer features unlike horsefaced white women.
>>26240748
Curly hair is also nice when done right. Guess its one of those high risk high reward things. Afros arent okay.
>She tells you that you'd be a great catch
>Later that night Chad fiddles with her snatch
>You crave her embrace
>Her cunt's in Chad's face
>You say you try
>But really that's a big fat lie
>You sniff her stained thong
>She's sucking Chad's schlong
w2c a skinny, weak-chinned loser bf?
>>26238893
Roof was a fucking beefcake
please answer! i will not settle for anything less (i.e. an alpha male) where to meet qt guys who are socially retarded?
>>26238893
>>26239046
>just lift bro, women love muscles
what the fuck now? Now women don't like it?
I'm out.
post the most recent text message you have from a female who isn't related to you
Literally impossible.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_recent_common_ancestor#TMRCA_of_all_living_humans
>>26238809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism#Characteristics
>>26238790
You already made a thread about this photo, bragfag.
Who /bigguy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysnM407rjE
>>26238745
That looks drier than the Sahara desert.
>>26238773
It's callouses. Like the palms of a manual labourer. Uncutfags seem to think this is normal and not at all disgusting.
Well, I'm into girls with short hair now. So where is it? Where's my short haired gf? Those things come for free right?
Liking short hair is the first step on the way to Gay Station
>>26237942
And? I don't see the problem here.
Women with short hair are unfeminine.
>Live near Compton
>Walking down long beach boulevard
>Saw a hooker nigglet moon a guy while walking away from his car yelling ''YOU DONT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MISSING BITCH''
>The guy took off in his soccer mom mini van while she was pulling her mini shorts up
>Couple seconds after that saw a tranny hooker waiting in the corner give me a smile
>live in santa monica
>everything's great
>>26237286
I want to move to la is Compton really cheap?
>>26237321
Relatively sure but you want to run the risk of getting robbed,shot,etc.
Why do women only ever want to fucking watch Netflix or do fucking stupid brainless shit ?
Why are women so god damn predictable and motionless, boring, and static ?
You complain about having a gf, but it gets old fucking fast. They do the same shit every fucking day and there's zero room for trying out anything new
You try to introduce her to any hobby and its "You're so selfish! why can't I do what I want to do!"
Why do women have no fucking hobbies or even personalities ?
I'm so god damn sick of it. Help.
it's just the way people are, live and let live if they are not hurting anyone
>>26236765
Just watch Prison Break with her
Only 1 season will get her to force you to cancel your Netflix subscription entirely.
For example, things I'd like to do with a partner:
Discuss philosphy, work on music togeather, do artistic things (photoshop, create album art, music)
Play video games, (watch her play a full single player game, play co-op games, never really PVP)
Occasional movie, but not netflix all fucking day.
Go for late night walks while listening to music, discussing music in depth, learning new instruments,
Listening to audiobooks, discussing them,
Go into the forest/woods and shoot guns, shoot pellet / bb guns, target practice
Work on programming. Code a shitty video game, whatever.
Go hunting. The list can fucking go on and on.
Instead all I get is "I wanna watch dr HOO for 6 hrs straight and literally stare at the screen in monotony"
Fuck women. Lifeless soulless (brainless) creatures. Fuck.
