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Who are some robot approved youtubers?
i personally would have to say good ol' ian dupes.
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He's another cancerous faggot.
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>>26215428
>liking a nigger faggot
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He was better before he started making videos with that filthy frank faggot.

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What's the best major for an aspie robot?

I heard engineering has too much group work.
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Group work isn't a problem. Engineering contains mostly Indians who won't talk to you anyway. Just don't expect them to do any work either.
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>>26215325
I'm an aspie as well.

how is accounting?
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Journalism

>bunch of easy as shit english classes
>jack shit for homework
>decent wages
>can work in the entertainment industry

Do chubby weeb girls like tall skelly guys like in their fujoshit anime?
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>>26222862
>Do girls like tall guys hurr durr
GEE I DUNNO WHAT A MYSTERY
fucking lanklets are retarded
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>>26222881
They like Tall Chads. Low test men like OP need not apply.
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>>26222908
They like average douches that don't play sport or hide their powerlevel.
Sorry.

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What does /r9k/ think of Buddhism/Buddhists?
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Theyre really good at mamanufacturing electronics
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one question i've always wanted to aks buddhists is how does meditation improve one morally? I get it helps with insight and concentration
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>>26219302
I don't like it. The self exists, maybe some of their arguments of the mind being controlled by the structures of society is right, but in general I disagree.

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Daily reminder that no matter how much you "make it" you will never be worthy of a woman unless you're Chad.

I just received this (I'm a Chad by the way).
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Bump because this really shows how womens' brains operate.
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Is r9k EVER wrong?
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>things that never happened

Girls love money above all else, sure they wont love you but if you got cash they'll fuck your brains out.

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so we can all agree that best male archetype in a social setting is the attractive iconoclast, right?

>automatic high level of respect and attention for being good looking
>time spent not following the "normies" leads to introspection, knowledge, self-awareness, empathy, and successes
>will speak concisely and genuinely which is refreshing to others and might help them be true to themselves as well
>understanding of the human condition gives you the ability to help others and to manipulate
>people will not want to fuck with you because you tell it like it is, and you give off the vibe that you will assault them if it comes to that

I'm starting college soon (19 y/o freshman, spring/summer master race) and I don't think I'll have to try to be this person, but I can't wait to reap the benefits
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>>26218419

you really understand so little. i almost pity you.
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>>26218447
I would love to understand more. teach me
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>>26218419

You've described what a lot of people say about me.

Am I a normie?

Greetings Robots

I have but one question for you all.

What do you look for in a YouTuber? What do you want to see? And what will hold you attention throughout the video?

Im a new YouTuber and would like any feedback possible
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the world doesn't need another fucking youtuber, fuck off
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>>26216249
Post your channel senpai? I don't even know what content you create. Honestly, I prefer jew-tubers who are passionate about the videos they make in regards to whatever subject matter they focus on. I don't bother with e-begging faggots posting clickbait shit and what not? I don't know, don't be a fucking sellout and don't treat youtube like a career.
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>>26216297
Pls give me your love mr neet. I only ask because /r9k/ is my target audience. Well at least one day I hope

>>26216314
Id like to focus on gaming stuff. With a couple comedy skits thrown in, in the future.

How does posting a channel work on this board? Like what are the rules? Can I post a link orr? Either way, my channel name is Haiight95

hey r9k, how was your day today? anything interesting?
i just stayed home all day watching anime and playing vidya
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Slept 16 hours, had crazy dreams.

One dream was a map of Central Asia with markings of where all these ancient demons were buried, and it zoomed in to each one and saw a video of them when they were alive, was crazy af.
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been sick for two weeks. Watery poops and stomach pains. I also getting a fever every night and just feel really crappy. I don't know what to do because I have no money or insurance so I can't see a doctor.
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>>26216209
ah well that does sound vivid anon and hopefully those 16 hours of sleep were good
>>26216241
im sorry to hear that anon, stomach pains are horrible i hope you can feel better soon maybe some pepto bismol will help you?

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Let's have another one

Anything you've written, recorded, drawn, photographed, developed, on and on.

JUST ONE RULE:

Don't include "-_-" in any of your posts

aaaand

GO
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>>26215331
I wrote a short sci-fi story that turned into a 2deep5you existentialist story at the end and won a writing contest in highschool for it, Can't find it now though.
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_-_ zzzZ
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>>26215331
I used to try to draw, then realized I lacked the natural inclination for developing that skill.

D-does he like me?
> be at work
> be kinda dirty and awkward
> Chad at work is at first kinda standoffish but turns out to be a quiet guy, definitely a fucking Chad though
> lose a little weight, not too much
> catch him looking at the booty
> Chad always starts grinning if I look at him for more than a few seconds
> trying to do bantz
> actually talked to me just to shoot the shit yesterday
> spaghetti'd and revealed my powerlevel, he didn't seem to care.
What's going on, this is a prank right?
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NO
GAY
SHIT
original
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>tfw no Chad bf
Are you pretty OP?
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>>26214498
cuxk outta here u tranny

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>tfw you don't have a Japanese gf

I don't know why I keep going some days
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>>26213712
Why not just move to Japan? If you're white you should be able to get a gf pretty easily.
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>>26213793
How? That's not exactly cheap.
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>>26213793
I love this meme because it leads to more David-kun videos.

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tfw all I want is a friendly, well mannered boyfriend who I can share interests with and take me out on romantic dates...
as well as a manipulative badboy muscle hunk with a huge dick to satisfy my sexual needs

Is that so much to ask? ;_;
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>>26212696
Going fishing during the week?
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I just want a boyfriend who likes the same music I like. Nothing else matters.
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>>26212696
You won't get anyone cause you're ugly femanon

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>Hey! Why don't we pass anon the aux cord, he'll have something fun to put on
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>>26209768
if you can't guess something similar based on the previous songs you've heard then you're way too sprgy to have been hanging out with them in the first place

hear taylor swift 3 times? bust out a 4th taylor swift song
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>"Sure!"
>'CAUSE I FEEEEEEL
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You made a terrible mistake roasties

prepare for noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYiTGq-dGa8

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if you don't like a topic just ignore it instead of complaining and ruining the comfy edition
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might have to become the anti bully ranger i was always meant to be.
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get IN the steam chat QUICK
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>>26207662
just get blood tests from your gp, besides in the uk you won't get a proper endo anyway

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Welcome my friends.
I will be your bartender for the evening.
Have a seat, order a drink, or listen to the music.
Everyone is welcome here.

Tell me, why is your heart aching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
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>>26206063
Because I'm not going anywhere and the place that I want to be seems too far away.
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>>26206063
Because depression is forcing me down no matter how much I try to fight it, and no psychiatrist will give me meds to combat it.
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>>26206063
scared that even if I lose weight, my peen will still be too small to be accepted by anyone

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