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>counseling at 1600
>get to talking
>he wants to 'fill in some blanks'
>'Now, [you're a hermaphrodite]. Were you ever teased for being effeminate?'
>clannadafterstory.webm
>it's very quiet
>counselor notices that I'm shaking
>prompts me to say whatever comes to mind
>vietnamwar.catgif
>be 6
>first grade
>go to bus stop with brother
>Melvin my babysitter's younger brother and his friends bully my brother and I
>attack my brother while taunting him
>they pick me up and I can't do anything cause I'm too weak
>Melvin hoists me onto his shoulders
>parades me around
>I don't even try to get away
>I just cry
>Melvin and his friends taunt me, "Oh what's wrong, princess? Princess princess princess..."
>Bus arrives and they shove my brother into a puddle
>"Your carriage has arrived, princess."
>Melvin puts me onto the bus
>Cry immediately after getting to class
>Ms. Hawn the teacher sends me to the nurse
>cry for the rest of the day in the nurse's office
>get home
>cry some more
>dad super pissed
>walks with us to the bus stop the next day
>threatens Melvin with violence
>Melvin comes over with his sister, Meeko, our babysitter
>borrows my bike
>throws it in the lake
>comes back
>"Sorry, princess! I seem to have lost your bike in the lake"
>cry
>turn 7
>dad walks me around to the back of the shed
>"we got you a new bike!"
>"thanks, daddy!"
>ride off into the woods
>stop at derelict treehouse
>hide
>cry
So, /r9k/, what did your counselor make YOU remember?
No other robots /mandatorycounseling/?
Nobody?
INT ['ORIGINAL']
{}
>paying someone to listen to you bitch for an hour
>trusting they wont tell anyone
>trusting someone
I think I did it bros, but I'm not sure. I finally have a girlfriend and she's been my gf for four weeks. Known her for two years, met her at my place of work. From the start she was always friendly and nice and I somehow made her laugh all the time. I had no idea she had a crush on me until she flat out confessed to me about a month ago. I've never had an girlfriend before and I'm nervous and a bit scared. There are pros and cons to her and the relationship as a whole.
Pros:
>plays vidya
>likes anime
>has a very cute face
>thinks I'm hilarious
>says I'm good looking despite acne
>says my awkwardness is cute
>confessed to me not too long ago that she gradually fell in love with me but that she's kinda liked me the first day I worked with her
>reminds me of that a couple times a day and it makes me feel good
>is into kinky stuff, likes to be dominated
>calls me daddy
>her mom knows me (also works in the same place) and likes me, also thinks I'm funny some-fucking-how
>is working on getting really skinny just for me, she's not fat but I casually mentioned I prefer the slim body type and she immediately said she'll lose her few extra pounds
And probably the best of it all:
>is okay with my incest fetish and was not freaked out at all when I confessed I had boned two first cousins
Will type rest in a reply cause robot says this is too long.
>>26196454
Cons:
>was not a virgin before she met me (but neither am I so meh)
inb4 normie, I'm pretty sure incest isn't normal
>is pretty clingy, texts me all the time, calls at least twice a day
>is mentally and emotionally damaged, had a rough childhood
>has tried hard drugs but now only sticks to pot (which I don't mind)
>has had two meaningful relationships with physically abusive dudes
>one of them was black
>will randomly start crying on the phone because she says she misses me when I'm not around
>I have to stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep cause she gets nightmares if I don't
>lots of dudes send her messages on social media although she tells me all about them and even screenshots some of the more pathetic ones so we can have a laff
>her feet are pretty average
I dunno bros, as I was typing those cons it feels as they are definitely outweighed by the pros. But you guys tell me. Is this the opportunity of a lifetime? Will I finally escape loneliness with this girl? Or for some reason should I be cautious and maybe back away? I really like her, I think I genuinely care about her and feel the need to protect her. I have no clue with relationships and since this board is mostly normies and failed normies anyway I was looking for opinions and tips.
Please share your experiences with grills, things that went right, things that went wrong.
ALICE: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
DAN: Supposing you do still love them?
ALICE: You don't leave.
DAN: You've never left someone you still love?
ALICE: Nope.
---
Something is genuinely wrong if you are entertaining the thought of leaving her while you still care for her. Another thing to look out for is - make sure you like her, and not just the concept of someone that cares about you.
The clingy thing might be annoying in the future, but worry about that when it happens.
>>26196458
>one of them was black
D R O P P E D
Whoever wins
We lose
Politics sucks
reddit got cucked with burnie
4chan got cucked with trump
no one wins
wtf do you mean you don't support Generic Sociopath A?
fucking Generic Sociopath B suporter faggot
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK AN ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL GOD
>tfw even reviewbrah is depressed now.
This is the guy whose videos I always turn to when I get down.
Damn, its a rough winter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlbKVLULpI
>it doesn't matter how I'm doing
Dammit reviewbrah
On a different note, it's good to see how he's gotten so much more confident than how he was in his earlier videos.
Who is this cat anyway
>>26196033
He does food and energy drink reviews. Also posts here from time to time. Reviewbrah is good people.
Should I buy a monitor, headphones, HHKB, or a GPU?
You're staring at a monitor right now. Gaming, surfing, creeping, whatever, you'll be staring at a monitor 6+ hours a day. Get a new monitor.
>>26196262
disagree; if hes the type of person who has to ask this question likely he wont really be able to tell the difference between varying monitors.
something that will make a more noticible difference in all of his computer related functions would of course be a graphics processing unifier (gpu); regardless of the monitor he has - a better gpu will make it look better.
>>26196262
>>26196388
I currently am using integrated graphics, a 15" LCD from 2005, a membrane keyboard, and $40 headphones(HD668B)
Valentine's day is coming my fellow robots, how are going to celebrate it?
My parents will be making me a cake because that's my birthday
probably just think about how I'll never have a gf or something.
masturbate and watch Netflix, the usual
Reminder that you can go from greasy beta to daddy af just by practicing good hygiene and actually taking care of yourself
>>26195301
>daddy af
what the hell does that even mean?
for some people a few simple changes really could make them look bretty gud
for others, ur jus fukkd mang no changin dat
What the fuck does daddy af mean? I don't want to be a dad.
>hookup with a gay guy
>he calls my penis cute and small
I'm not even gay but that kinda hurt my feelings still.
R U Even trying
>>26195112
>hookup with a gay guy
>I'm not even gay
one time me i let this gay guy fuck me in the ass. he told me he had a lot of fun and wanted to see me again. was kind of insulted because he seemed to be insinuating that im gay
Does anyone here watch trailer park boys?
nope. you're the only one.
>>26195047
you're outta your league son.
I love that shit. One of the few TV shows that actually portray drugs as they really are.
well r9k, right or left?
left. Right can pass as a man.
>>26194791
left, she was my waifu when I was 15
Amy Schumer gives me the weirdest boner. I'm not proud of it, but I would fuck her brains out and then have very conflicting feelings afterwards.
can we have a 1 sentence horror story thread like on reddit
After my death, I saw a bright light, and then I could do nothing but scream as I was pulled into and all white room by a man much larger than I.
>like on reddit
>>26194626
>Went to the store, Coupon wasn't accepted
Is there anything tastier than eating some nice juicy fruit, anon?
Post your favourite
I agree anon, I love me some Juicy Fruit
I can eat a peach for hours
I hate fruit!
>Angie will never be 14 y.o. again
>She'll never accidentally leaked sexy photos online again
>tfw no angie gf
Goddamn I'd love to titfuck her at least once.
>>26194193
>accidentally
slut desu
ITT: Fictional characters that are literally you.
I used to be like Sam Tully until I adopted a new outlook on life and became exactly like Baelish.
I remind myself of Tyrian Lannister because not only am I a manlet, I am privileged and have a sharp tongue.
>>26193874
its even worse when your older brother is handsome and charming and intelligent and cares about you. just like tyrion.
>>26193822
No, you're just an angry Sam Tully.
>pic related.
I'm a boozer and constantly disappointing others with my false sense of superiority.
I have something to say to this board so here goes fucking nothing.
I believe that something happened within the individuals who browse here due to hard circumstances. I also happen to believe that we all have an effect on everything around us although it may not seem that way. What I'm trying to say is that each and every one of you can pull through out of your misery and even your lack of self confidence. Before you even consider calling me out first take a look at yourself and ask yourself with compassion how you ended up where you are, you didnt end up here because you wanted to or because chad and stacy kept putting you down it's because you allowed others to put you in your place. Imagine how much easier and how much happier you could be if you put your energy into self improvement and into activating your true talents and your true aspirations. You dont need to be anybodies dog slave you can be your own master the god of your life or the superheroe call yourself whatever you want. If you let life slam you down into isolation, into self centered bias youre wasting oxygen. Finish your suffering once and for all, you could be kissing a beautiful girl or maybe even an average girl, forming connections is a basic human need BASIC. Believe it or not people might accept you and at least teach you better ways to deal with your pain. Your fear is what is holding you back and its what makes you weak. I didnt choose the this life nor did anyone else tell me to I chose to find it myself and to this day I dont label it. I urge you to find something, something to propel you towards that thing you love thats where true passion exists. I think we all have value, if you disagree you dont love yourself period
>>26193686
Thanks, this was somewhat motivating. Probably still gonna fuck up tho
>you didnt end up here because you wanted to
I've hated normalfags my entire life.
I came here to get away from them.
i disagree with your post
