So how many of you robots regularly talk to girls?
I don't. It's been almost 8 months since I've spoken to a girl my age I'd be interested in.
>>26185659
7 years here pal. (And only if grunting "hi" counts)
>>26185659
I haven't talked to a girl since highschool, 12 years ago. Beat that.
>>26185659
>on bus
>girl sits next to me
>smile and wink at her and say "hey"
>she gets up and goes to the other side of the bus
REMINDER TO ALL IOWA ROBOTS, GO OUT AND CAUCUS FOR DONALD J TRUMP TONIGHT.
Instructions can be found at donaldjtrump.com if you have any questions.
Don't pretend you're busy. Neets and even wagecucks can spare 1 hour of their day to meme Trump into office and Make America Great Again.
>>26185409
More like feel the bern
>>26185409
ACTUALLY,
There was an announcement today that because of the high volume of trump supporters, all trump supporters will caucus TOMORROW, February 2nd, at 7 PM. Please spread the word!
>>26185438
>trillions in debt
>the long awaited solution is draining even more money to buy votes from welfare niggers
Brilliant.
>tfw you will never grow up with a robot best friend
>tfw your parents didn't get to handpick your genetics to ensure you have the body of a chad/stacy
>tfw ywn experience highschool in the future
>tfw ywn grow up with virtual reality porn
>tfw ywn have a smart house that automatically starts cooking you dinner and turns on the tv to your favorite show when you come home
>tfw ywn be able...
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OH I FEEL THIS TOO ANON
tfw no actual robot bf
>>26185131
>tfw ywn have a smart house that automatically starts cooking you dinner and turns on the tv to your favorite show when you come home
You could probably have this now if you wanted.
>tfw you will be old and in the way by the time this future world is just beginning to become a reality
old meme in the fifties.
its not happening mate, the technology that they improve will be that which distracts you better and helps you work harder.
when you are fully superfluous, it'll be some kind of vr feeder trough or the gas chamber.
>tfw narcissistic as fuck
>can't let go and only choosing career options that might make me famous and held in high respect
>tfw just want validation and acknowledgement so bad
>>26185039
Same.
It's more than disheartening to hear the people you wish would respect you shit all over your career path.
I just want people to think I'm smart again.
>>26185039
>tfw narcisists are considered evil and vain when in reality they are the sadest and loneliest people there are.
>>26185039
>tfw grew up with a Narcissistic mother
>tfw she fucked me up real good
>tfw still can't recover
>tfw I have Narcissistic tendencies and behaviours as well
Well, at least it seems like won't be reproducing and raising children.
>eat no carbs for two days
>only fish and eggs
>end of second day
>down 3 pounds
>reward myself with one bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
>fuck im out of milk and its 1 am
>pour mountain dew code red on it
Fuck if I ain't eaten 3 heaping bowls of that shit. Why did I have to be born with fat genes. I fucking hate myself.
>pic...
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>>26184994
That was a discipline and extremely disgusting taste issue. Nothing to do with genetics.
>>26184994
>is a fat disgusting mess with no self-control
>"muh genes"
stop blaming something else for your own failure
>>26184994
here_I_store_my_genetics.jpg
Stop deluding yourself, ketogenic diet requires discipline.
It's coming from someone who went from 250 to 200 lbs in a year.
Are yandere girls actually real or is it just an anime thing?
Naah they're real.
Source: life experiences
>>26184785
Tsundere > Yandere
>>26184785
Real as it gets. There are multiple documentary serieseseseses about them.
Femanon here,
Would men be okay with a wife that is happy to have sex with them and hang out but doesn't love them? Basically I am a lesbian who has no interest in men beyond their penis so I am totally okay with pleasing a man sexually but there will be no cuddling, looking into their eyes saying "I love you" because I have no feelings for men, only women. I ask because I'd like a family but I don't believe in the gay adoption because I think it's bad for the child.
>>26184735
I'd be alright with that. I hate women and will think you're a whore, but if we could have meaningless sex that would be amazing.
This is some great b8
Looks like you put a lot of effort into it
I'm sure a Chad would like that, you're just a roommate fuck hole
I want a grill who is the complete opposite of that, creepily attached and crazy tBh
Why should i force myself to work? I didn't chose to be born.
>>26184628
No one did, and that's just what you have to do.
>>26184628
Then why are you still alive
>>26184628
You shouldn't, if you can survive comfortably without working there is absolutely no point in forcing yourself to work.
Who /always looks angry/ here?
i scare everybody, i have an always angry looking face and am quiet as fuck... apparently i sneak up on everybody and unintentionally scare the shit out of them
everyone constantly asks me if there is something wrong because I always look pissed off
yes, there is something wrong, MY FUCKING FACE
>>26184549
I look like a lowlife thug, i guess deeply set eyes with angry looking eyebrows makes it work.
What kind of music do you listen to anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAy---wp_DQ
pic related xDXD
>>26184201
Trailer music mostly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOUXuk8K34
>>26184201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSBU0RUq624
>>26184201
reply to my fucking thread u fucking faggots
What should I write on my suicide note? I'm doing it this week. I have a mother, a father, a brother, and a therapist. I'm thinking of something along the lines of
(Mother's name and father's name), you were both good people, but terrible parents. You should have prepared more before you decided to have children.
(Brother's name), What's up you meme loving fuck?
(Therapist's name), Thanks for the hang.
What about "I asked on a taiwanese child labour forum what to write on my suicide note"?
>>26184044
too much meme
>>26184008
Don't kill yourself. You're probably still young, so how can you think that you don't like what life has to offer when you still have upwards of 50 good years left?
Who /victim of a crime/ here?
Share your tales.
Just had my first experience this week:
>log into my online banking
>over $3000 missing from my fucking credit card
>look at my statements
>some faggot spent $3000 at a fucking archery store in another province and my bank never bothered to notify me about this
>few other suspicious transactions as well
>this bank fucking...
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I had my briefcase stolen at a train station. I literally turned around for a few seconds and it was gone. It had my laptop, DSi, passport, papers. I hope the fucker who stole it dies a slow painful death from ass cancer.
>>26183891
Damn. I guess you and I are lucky that we weren't violently robbed or threatened with a weapon but it's still such a shitty feeling.
>be me
>be born
the worst crime you can commit is bring a child into this world
Anon, stop staring, I didn't wear this for you, I wear it for comfort
that looks like a cute butthole, who is this semen demon?
I ain't wearing this dick for my comfort either, bitch.
>>26183565
>tfw have to hide all these threads so I don't break my no fap run
Tavern is open once again. This is slavkeep, I've been absent for two weeks.
How's everyone doing? Order a drink and grab a seat.
I'm doing about as good as I've ever been doing.
I'm still a 22 year old NEET loser too anxious to even look for a job. I'm still spending my days in my childhood bedroom watching anime and reading posts on the internet. I'm still wearing a shaggy combination of sweatpants, houseshoes, and a T-shirt with holes in it. Its a life.
I swear to god the internet is like the worst book I've ever read, yet I can't stop reading. I know I deserve to be hated, and I know I'm a loathsome creature, and the internet helps feed into my...
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I'm fine but I just feel like I'm floating along life.
>>26183492
Chaps, the old bill are after me, they've had the audacity to accuse me of killing my beloved patients.
Who's you're Star Trekfu?
>tfw this episode hits all my fetishes
She was a bit of a whore, but Leeta was terribly sweet, engaged in those around her, a loving and patient partner, and generally brought the mood up every time she was on screen.
It was also refreshing to have a Bajoran who didn't go on and on about muh 6 bazillion
underrated and unnoticed
>>26183591
DS9 is the only Trek series I haven't seen. I hear that you can't skip around while watching it like with the other series, and that kinda keeps me away.