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Post fictional characters that are literally you
>>26176649
No, you are not rust. Rust would'nt waste his time posting on a shit board. He would rather stare at pictures of dead women 14 hours straight, chain smoking.
>>26176649
Fuck off, Matthew McConaughey.
The holocaust is probably the best work of fiction that mankind has ever produced
What's the endgame with being red pilled on women?
>>26169317
To stop white knights from existing and stop betas from a deal that fucks over the vast majority of men. Basically to cause change through education about the true nature of women.
>>26169317
Hookers
Masturbation
Shitpost
making sure they can't dodge you
Which brown woman do you prefer?
second one on third row
>>26163398
i second this
riginininial cmmmmento
>>26163377
the brown one
Do i look good? a girl gave her number to me today
>>26183985
Damn, you're Mexican. I mean, I thought I was Mexican, but you're really fucking Mexican.
>>26184039
no i'm turkish
holy fuck wax your head
>Hi, dad. I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Kim Chang
How would you react?
>>26183944
Congratulations son
>dad
>implying
>there are literally still people on this board RIGHT NOW that don't think women live life on absolute godlike easy-mode
>dating cute korean girl
>she tells me how much she likes me everyday
>wants me to move in with her blah blah blah
>finally happy for the first time in a long time
>today at work shooting the shit with some old guy
>tell him i'm dating a korean girl when he asks if i have a gf
>he starts going full /pol/ on me
>"now listen here sunny i served in korea, she doesn't love you"
>ask him what he means
>"you're just foreign to her, happened to service guys all the time during the war. the second she finds a guy with more power or higher rank or more money than you she'll leave you faster than you can adjust your belt"
>try to explain to him that this is objectively wrong and my girlfriend likes me a lot
>"son i've been serving in asia for longer than you've been alive. did tours with the army in korea and 'nam. asian girls are attracted to power and status. what do you have to offer her besides being white? go to church, find yourself a nice american girl, raise a family. don't be the next in a long line of suckers trying to find love in asia."
>finally lose it tell him i have to leave
>"you don't have to believe me son, but i'd tell you i've learned a thing or two in my time here."
why the FUCK do old people think it's okay to get into everybody else's business? i'm fucking happy with my life why does he think he has to fix it, FUCK I'M MAD
He's right though. They do go after status and money. All women do, but Asian girls take the cake
Coolio blog post
Yea Asian girls don't even try to hide it.
It's good and bad. She probably won't ever get all fat and disgusting, but you better not get fat or poor either.
Alright Robots it's time for your medical check up.
Tell me your health problems and I'll do my best to help.
(Medical student btw)
>>26183551
I have to fart very often and it sucks.
>>26183551
I have pic related but I was born a male
>>26183585
A change of diet can fix that, what have u been eating lately?
>tfw you have a secret specific goal in life
>>26182809
My goals are fap/vidya/tendies
By the power of these dubs, I command thy to tell.
>>26183200
uh oh spaghettio
Post your phone background and I'll make judgements about you
I miss my flip phone
Just the latest picture of my cat having a cat nap in the sun. Judge me, OP.
>>26182685
gonna need sauce on that pic OP
Is anybody manipulative here? I'm not but I want to be. Post manipulation strategies.
Please respond to this thread.
>>26183123
Manipulative fuck
>>26183123
whoa how u did that
>tfw girls literally catcall me when I walk in to the mall
>all the chicks at my moms workplace ask her about me
>even give her their numbers for me to call them...
>staceys my sister knows allways tell her how handsome I am
>they keep wallpapers of me on their phone
>my sister wishes she was my twin brother, so she could get the same attention as me
>no joke, even my sister tells me how attractive I am, but I just can't for the living God understand why someone might think that about me
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?. According to everyone else I'm a hyperchad, but I myself can't see myself as anything but a freaking robot. I just don't get it guys, holy shit.
Post a picture or fuck off. Saging until further notice.
Face timestamp
>>26182199
If people are treating you like that, then embrace it. Go have sex with your sister's Stacy friends. You know they want it.
>24
>six figure job
>own a car and have your own place
>6'3
>have friends that you hang out with regularly
>still unhappy
what went wrong? did I fell for the meme that it gets easier as you get older and richer? I feel worse than I ever did at any point in life because I feel like I reached all my goals yet still I'm still unhappy and dissatisfied.
if you're not happy you could send me some of that money and i'll be your friend
>>26181922
how much money do you need? I honestly spend like 2k a month at most, rest is just piling up in my account. I lie to myself that I save it for a big vacation but I know I'll never go
>>26181888
I feel your feels.
Also nice trips.
Can you actually meet girls at a bookstore? I see those dumb tumblr posts all the time about how guys should approach a girl and buy her a book instead of coffee.
Anyone have stories/success with this?
yep, seems like a great idea to bother people who are shopping or reading a book in silence
like most things, it only works if you're a chad, other than that you're an annoying creep that should fade away
>>26181438
If you're good looking you can meet girls anywhere.
>>26181438
I don't know why anyone would want to be bothered if they're there to read a book in silence and solitude. Unless you're attempting to have a conversation which directly pertains to the literature at hand, leave me the fuck alone.
Of course, Chad can do whatever he wants.
At what point are you an alcoholic instead of just being a guy who drinks?
>>26181334
There isn't a difference.
get over yourself. you have a long way to go.
>>26181386
What the fuck does 1 ''drink'' consist of.
Why are women so useless? Women explain to us how you can be useful.
We're pretty good at getting pregnant and having babies.
They're great at manipulation and deception
Thanks to the existence of 3D girls we have 2D girls, which are far superior to the 3D ones
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