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who 25+ here with no career or life skills
Should I dedicate my life to becoming a mass murderer? like killing prostitutes from various parts of the country. Use their dead bodies for sex or maybe even keep them alive for sex anytime i want . I want to go out knowing I left my mark on the world and outsmarted a few hookers,pimps and police
>>26174797
>not just going on a spree
Why anon?
sounds like youve been watching too much 90s/early 2000s daytime movies
I was thinking about joining the army too!
There's no way of knowing if this was done by someone who hates Donald Trump or supports him.
>>26174790
I've never seen a more Reddit comment in my life.
DAE TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER???
>>26174790
swastika goes the other way the dumb liberal
>>26174968
Perhaps it was a Buddhist who wanted to anoint Trump's star with a holy symbol.
Summarize /r9k/ in one picture.or ig in al
This actually summarizes my relationship with a super hot autistic chick who liked sex but otherwise hated being touched.
I mean if you really think about it
>>26174255
I hesitated between this one and one that said "We failed"
But well, this one sums it up, a bunch of lonely people talking with each other.
post why you hate reddit itt
>everything about the voting and karma system
>>26174214
>spreading our memes to normies
>"my autistic 4 year old daughter did this" posts
>lack of anonimity allows users to be persecuted and censored
>their liberal beta whiteknight cuckold white guilt SJW pseudo-intellectual faggot views
>>26174283
How many buzzwords can this anon fit in one post!
>did 8 pull-ups with a weighted vest on that weighs 10kg
>Tfw asking familia to do one without added weight and they struggle
t. manlet
comento originali
>>26174134
>weigh ~82kg
>do chin-ups with 45kg on a chain
Keep working, little buddy.
Im 5'7 and 90kg with somewhat visible 6 pack (even though im like 20% bodyfat) I can do 10 wide-grip pull-ups and about 12 close-grip chin-ups.
When I was shredded to the bone at 70kg I could do weighted pullups with a 20kg plate for the same amount of reps as I do at bodyweight now at 90kg.
I think I need to cut back down to about 75kg or so, it's where I feel my best at. 90kg is a bit to fucking fat for my height (even though I still have somewhat visible abs)
>tfw manlet, even after 5 years lifting I still have to eat like 2000 cals per day to get lean, tfw I eat like 4000 cals per day atm at 90kg.
>tfw I have a cute Asian gf
It's kind of ironic how I have what you all want but i don't even really want it that much
>>26173898
i do too anon, theyre pretty kind and nice. sex is also great , tight af and so obedient
is yours asian american or just asian?
>>26173898
What do you mean? any american could get one through interpals. They lookin fo greencards.
>>26173981
She's from Asia. I'm sick of this bitch.
Who do you guys watch on Youtube?
Lindybeige.
All other answers are wrong.
DSPGaming
TheKingOfHateVlogs
DarkSydePhilFFXIII
THEKINGOFHATEHD
DSPStreetFighter
I bet milo and sargon fucked after that
>you finally are the person you always wanted to be
>want to teach /r9k/ some life lessons and what worked out for you
>at the first sign of self improvement /r9k/ lashes out like a wild pack of chimps
>goes into full denial and / or insulting
>mfw
This place was my last hope of peace when everything seemed disgusting, why are you so negative against pulling yourself out of the shithole robots?
Because self improvement would require admitting that the world/jews aren't to blame for their shitty lives, and that is something a robot will never, ever do.
Shit man if you didn't realize this was a hopeless hugbox shitpit then you shouldn't be giving advice
>>26173448
I'm too far into the dark tunnel. Don't tell me there is a light at the end of it because you're a liar. I keep going further and it keeps getting darker. After a while you just stop beliving in lights at the end of the tunnel okay.
WHY DO NORMIES GO TO THIS SHIT. WHY. ITS SO STUPID. AND THEY HAVE ALL ORGY AFTER. FUCK THEM TO HELL
>all those white people
Kek
>electronic "music"
because its awesome
My girlfriend of 2 years just left me for another guy after telling me everything in the category of "I love you forever".
Tomorrow I will fly to her, I flew to my home country to sort some things out with my school in person which would only take a few weeks.
The guy called me and he is a really white knight bureaucrat douchebag. How I know? Because after his angry threatening call about sueing me for wanting to come to her "private property" because I love her. He challenged me for a fight and first few times I told him I respect him and don't want to fight him, but after I accepted when he insisted he wussed out.
My girlfriend found this guy sorta behind my back, I knew she was talking with other guys but I told her I trusted her blindly.
Today she got mad at me for talking with another girl she didn't know and it was quite obvious that she hid something from me in the same category.
If I really do get summoned in court, I don't care to be honest. I love her and I promised her I would mever let her go without going down myself. Until I can't breath anymore.
I gave up everything for her, I left my life and flew over to her abroad.
Love is cruel..
My heart is broken.
I will go down tomorrow with honor. She told me she doesn't love me anymore, she loves that suck up bureacrat.
I was trying to trol him but he is so serious all the time.
If you're interested in how my joke went, ask me.
It's 6.30am now. I haven't slept, and an hour ago she left me. I can image it took her lots of effort to say everything to me. 4 days ago 2 hours(in which I caressed her sleeping head) ago we fucked. 4 hours ago today, she sent me a snap telling me she loves me and that she wants my children with a snap of the knotted condom full of old semen, which she fished out of the trash bag.
I know I sound like a sap. And there is more sappy texts I sent.
Im flying over tomorrow.
Wish me luck everyone and it'd be nice if people could talk with me about it. I feel like puking.
Self bump and
>op pic related, it's my last paragraph I sent her so far.
you're only hurting yourself more if you go. those are nice words, but they're only words. in six months she'll love someone else and she'll tell him the same thing. if you go there you're only prolonging your pain and putting yourself at risk if making a fool out of yourself. there's nothing you can do, so its best to just accept what happened and experience the associated pain and it will pass in time
>>26171257
Shit nigga, I feel for you. It's basically the same situation I am in...
Fuck man, I hope shit works out. I wish you the best of luck.
Stay strong, anon.
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please help me die
>>26171212
1998 was 18 years ago, i was literally closer to the 80s that year than im am to the 90s now
Are you children going to do this for every month?
What kinds of girl do you usually attract, /r9k/?
Ugly and younger than me 80%
Pretty but annoying 7%
Pretty and date-able 3%
>>26171010
None. It feels bad, but I'm not surprised because I don't look good.
>>26171010
ugly
+25
roastie
overweight
neon colored hair
Why are introverted people so hated in the work place?
Because women create a "community" that introverts don't take part in
>>26169223
this is surprisingly true.
Because most people don't understand perspectives or have true empathy, and you are more likely to encounter extroverts in the wild. They cannot imagine someone being different than they are.
Women are so cruel
>>26166263
damn what a catch
>>26166263
>not realising this before
>>26166263
Looks like the average female profile around where I live. 5'0 girls all demanding 6'1+ Chads. Fatties all putting in their profiles they won't date a guy without a 6 pack.
Sunday night NEET time edition
>>26163587
That OP image looks so good
Wanna create a horror game but having design block
>>26163587
2nd for no waifus but Allah
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