>yfw browsing /pol/ tomorrow after Trump loses
>>26169064
Trump loses what?
What is happening tomorrow?
Hillary will win, as much as I'd like to see the shitstorm after Bernie/Trump's victory, the establishment always wins
this will be my mfw when
>tfw when you sit at home alone, counting all of the mistakes you've made
She was the only one that made me feel anything, and now she's gone. Should of manned up, should have at least tried.
Share your regrets, men.
>>26168933
Shutting down a qt freshman after she wanted to date me right before I graduated.
Burns me up, man. Even though she had a typical cheer girl attitude and a 5/10 face at most, it would have probably gotten me out of being a neet, plus she had a tight little petite body
>>26168933
I dumped my only gf cause I just needed some space. A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
It kills me.
I can explain more if anyone wants. It helps me a bit to talk about it.
>>26169108
Op here.
Explain away.
Screencapped pic dump.
Pictures are of random posts made on here and other boards.
Don't expect super funny or interesting posts. These are just things I find mildly amusing and interesting. They are still funny but not 10\10 hilarious.
I'm sure this is from /v/ or something
I kinda forget where this is from.
>>26168678
this was an original post made on the 4chan board: Robot 9000
Gonna smoke weed for the first time, what should i know and how do i remain calm?
>>26168435
>what should i know
That you feel nothing for the first times
>first time buying from a dealer
there is a good chance that he scammed you unless you know him good enough
>>26168459
>That you feel nothing for the first times
This is not true.
>>26168435
Double inhale if you've never smoked before, have fun if you're with friends but dont be too 'woah dude weed lmao this is woah o.0' just enjoy yourself and have a good time.
it will make you calm, so not like you're gonna freak out, some people get panick attacks on itbut thats pretty rare.
just dont over think anything and dont be like 'does xxxx think im too high right now' and just as our friend chad says, be yourself bro.
I'd love to experience the sensation of a bj but I find the idea of a girl sucking and drooling all over my penis quite repulsive.
Plus, girls look so ugly sucking dick. I'd hate to be enjoying a bj only to look down and see something like this.
No way, I want a bj more than anything.
It would be awesome to feel a girls tongue on ur dick+balls
>>26168282
this.
bonus points if uu can manage to get one in public.
>>26168249
>having girls down on their knees worshipping your cock
>not appealing
Makes you feel like you're actually worth something as a human being
>That feel when you watch/read or play something you loved as a kid and it turns out it was shit
>>26168145
maybe it was fun, maybe you're just a faggot now who wants to not have fun.
>vaguely remember porn video I'd cum buckets to over and over and over as a kid
>spend an eternity finding it again as an adult
>view it
>disappointed
>close tab and never return
desu this hasn't happened in a very long time but I wanted to contribute to the thread desu senpai
When I was a kid I used to read every dragon lance novel. I started to reread Chronicles recently, and Holy Shit, those books were terrible beyond reckoning.
I'VE BEEN TEXTING A GIRL All DAY!
I'M SO HAPPY!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>texting a girl
wow bro welcome to middle school, congrats!
Guys are so easy to please.
>>26168112
Why are robots such cunts now? Can't you just be happy for him?
>tfw Stacy always gets the tall boys
>only Chadlets with terrible personalities flirt with you while Chad flirts with Stacy who has the worse personality
>pretending to be a girl
>2016
>tfw rich neet
>have a free ride granted
>can get anything I want
>and suddenly women lost all their appeal to me
Is this normal?
Fembots, why are you so lonely when you can just spread your legs and have 3 guys fucking you?
Sex only quells the emptiness inside them briefly.
>>26167628
Would hiring an escort for one night cure your loneliness?
>>26167628
Because they are dumbtarded
>Hey anon, do you like my new hair?
Answer correctly and you get a new gf.
looks like sea weed, give gf
>"shouldn't you have gone with blue or grey? it'd suit your eyes better
>>26167595
look like shit, doesn't compliment your eyes at all
1/10
Memes aside, do you believe in a god?
>>26167515
>L I T E R A L L Y the original meme
I don't know. There's no way of knowing, but I doubt it.
no but ive thought about it a lot
What was your first time on drugs like robots?
>Be 16 at the time
>Speech and Debate tournament
>Have my hands on a weed cookie I bought at school
>Just finished my event
>3 hours before award ceremony
>Eat it all in a bathroom stall and walk out
>Nothing really happens for 30 minutes
>Walking with team to attend one of my...
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>>26167380
>first place
How?
Why would you take an edible at such a stupid time lol?
>>26167418
I had 2 years of experience under my belt, and I'm generally a very excellent public speaker, but I'm absolute shit when it comes to conversations.
http://allysins.tumblr.com/
This is what all western women are like?
man oh man is my dick hard
>>26167132
crazy. I actually popped the biggest nut ever to this girl.
>>26167099
>tfw I live close to the strip clubs she whores herself out in
>Anon, I'd like to keep my last name when we get married
>>26166967
Okay but the kids are getting mine without hyphenation. Yours can be their middle name or something. I'm the last person capable of continuing my family's line and I'm not going to fuck it up with some stupid new age hyphenation scheme.
Yeah well I'd like to keep all my shit if we get divorced.
Tough luck.
>>26166967
Ok fine as long as the children take my name. Good thing it will be in our prenup and marriage agreement.
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck. If you truly love someone you will let them do what makes them happy, even if that means letting them sleep with another man.
Love is dog shit, who gives a fuck. Glad I've never felt romantic attraction to a female, fucking dodged a bullet.
>>26166674
Have a (you) senpai you deserved it
There is literally nothing wrong with having a cuckolding fetish.