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Your practice ex-gf sends you this. What do?
>implying I ever had a gf to begin with
>>26154243
ask for more
She's clearly not getting on fine without me, she clearly still needs my help to open the mayonnaise jar.
I want to know an ideal match for an INTP.
ENTJ is supposedly the best match, however they come across as too bossy and overbearing.
INFJ seems like someone interesting enough to share inner worlds with, but immature INFJ females are typically irrational and moody
ENTP is super attractive, but they seem to lack any consistent identity. Always shifting and moving. Can understand each other perfectly despite that.
INTP seems like the best, in my opinion, but without other skills developed it can become flat. Especially if neither is motivated to do anything.
>>26154210
I'm sorry but Myers Briggs is bullshit.
>>26154210
Just throwing this out there but maybe ENFP
Someone who is willing to reach out to you and carry on a conversation without it being too one sided.
>>26154244
What are ENFP girls like- don't they have a similar immaturity downfalls to INFJ? (Often described through the tumblr shit)
I honestly want someone fairly intelligent and independent; capable of making their own decisions/ conclusions without being assertive about them.
Also, this is a perfection description of what I want/ need;
http://www.alansjourney.com/perfect-partner-for-an-intp/
Reminder that INTJ, regardless of how accurate it is, is the worst possible personality type to have.
>>26154171
worst in what way?
>>26154171
Sounds like the best personality desu senpai
>>26154181
ESFP Chad here. Because it is, lol
>modern day black guy complains about slavery/civil rights
>"WOW DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY THAT SHIT HAPPENED TO YOUR GREAT GRANDPA NOT YOU, YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE ANY OF IT SO STOP WHINING"
>modern day white guy goes on about the achievements of white people completely unrelated to him as he sits in his basement wiping cheeto dust off his fat greasy neckbeard
>"..."
4chan.
>it's a race bait episodeoriginal
>>26153509
I've got one too
>modern day women called adult children by autist robots
>while being man children
Who cares, there are no black peoples on the Internet just like there are no women on the Internet. If you point out you race, just like if you point out your sex, you're looking for attention. Go debate on /pol/, this is /r9k/ where we complain about women and cope with our autism.
>try tinder just because why the fuck not
>swipe right about 200 times
>match with about 3 or 4 landwhales.
>change to other locations in different countries, so far i tried, Saint Petersburg, Berlin, Rome, New York and LA
>getting matches left and right from 7/10 or 8/10 college qt 3.14s
what the fuck ?
>50 active people vs thousands of active people
try somewhere with a similar population
>>26153374
so i have to move to a metropolis to get a qt gf?
>>26153374
>Changing Location
>200+ swipes
OP, have you......have you paid for tinder?
First times you ever fapped, tell us about it.
>be me
>be like, 12
>everyone else is asleep
>lil' Anon gets curios
>goes to pornhub.com
>sees dicks everywhere
>ew
>go into categories
>find solo
>some Taylor Swift lookalike is stripping for ME, i thought
>start getting RAGING boner
>unzip my pants
>start to stroke it, up and down
>feelsgoodman.gif
>put ding dong back inside pants cuz my dick started freaking out
>feel my pants become wet
>ifuckedup.txt
>silently run to bathroom with raging wet boner
>try cleaning it all up with toilet paper
>stain's still there
>go to sleep
>stain is gone
>i remember this like it was yesterday.
your turn /r9k/
I thought I broke my penis
my cousin told me how to fap in a shower. We didnt know much about sex so we basically put dicks under water stream. Been doing that since I was like 9? Then it turned into regular masturbation.
Now Im a huge porn addict
I remember rubbing my benis against stuff and technically thats masturbation... but the first time I jacked off I was around eleven it was and primarily to fantasies(often my step-sister/teachers and women in regular magazines, even clothed ones. I didn't even have semen at the time but I remember getting the feeling that "something is gonna come out" and of course nothing ever did until a few years down the road.
Anyway we were moving to another apartment here in yuroland and as I have recently discovered masturbation I jacked it about 10 times during that day, mainly due to boredom and to get out of carrying stuff. Soon after that day I remember my dad saying "What are you doing in there?" and I realized that I was quite loud so I began running the shower to mask the sounds... but as I was masturbating 8-10 times a day it was hard to explain.
I can't remember the first time I fapped to porn desu.
This is what it's actually like to be on neetbux. Don't believe the propaganda.
>This is what it's actually like to be on neetbux in one of the most expensive cities in the world
fixed that for you
>>26153450
This
Us NEETgods in europe have no fear whatsoever.
>>26153283
Why doesn't this guy just stay with his mommy who can cook food for him any time he wants?
>just diagnosed with herpes
>still a virgin
>tell doctor this
>tells me it can be passed through skin on skin contact
JUST
Meh just do what I do. Always wear a condom and don't tell anyone.
>>26153261
It's unlikely that you would lose your virginity anyway. So I guess that it really doesn't matter.
>>26153261
everyone has herpes, at least labialis you fucking ignorant
Women really aren't people. They are closer to animals than we like to think.
Goyim in general are quite similar to animals, except stupider in many ways.
It's not that women are all that much less than you, it's mostly that they are stupid in different ways, so you recognize it more easily.
Women are people too you know.
>>26153175
fuck off u fat bitter virgin. if anybody is an animal then it is definatly YOU
>I fap to lolis but im not a pedo
>>26153113
Indeed I'm not. I'm a healthy man.
>>26154670
Really healthy quite indeed.
what is cognitive dissonance
ITT: Post the name of the song that will be playing on your stereo when you carbon monoxide yourself
>Slayer-Hell Awaits
>>26152989
> Cough-mind collapse
>>26152989
>AC/DC - Highway to Hell
Anton Bruckner - Libera me (WAB 21)
Post Interesting trivia about yourself
>I was born in the same street as William Shakespeare.
Pic related is the street I was born in
>>26152718
I was born under full moon, 13th day.sadly it was Sunday, not Friday
My 1st, 12th and 23rd birthdays are on Easter
>>26152742
my room mate has that as his background in 2k
I have a serious, crippling porn addiction
Why does men's current fashion and style seem really gay?
>>26152627
>seem really gay?
Because most guys just do it because it's popular which is a girly thing to do
>>26152649
That makes sense desu senpai
>>26152627
the jewish media is trying to reduce goy birth rates by turning us all into effeminate gayboys
Why don't you guys just attend an anime convention?
>Losers all around
>Get to play some vidya with people
>Take pictures of cosplayers
>watch animu with others
Too old, now. 32 in 3 months.
>>26152400
I already am, my country has a pretty cool anime/manga community so the conventions are cool desu.
>>26152400
Because most people have entry level taste, which is even worse than /a/
Autistic shit you did when you were younger
>at my Juniors school (7-11 year olds) we had really old toilets with the pipes at the back exposed
>me being the autistic creative little shit i was used to make blu-tac figures and play with them at home
>One day we did paper mache in school
>go to toilet and get the bright idea to start to make my own out of toilet water and toiulet paper
>made my own village behind the toilet bowl and in the pipework
>about 25 little toilet paper men
>when one went green and mouldy i used to hold a funeral for it and flush it down the toilet
>i did this for 3 years and used to spend a minimum of 30 minutes class time playing with these toilet paper figures.
Whats your story /r9k/?
>>26152298
Bumping for interest and time
>>26152298
I made paper swords and daggers that, in my imagination, looked like the kind the Power Rangers had.
>3rd grade
>busy making a sword
>didn't realize the teacher stopped talking
>lift up my head
>everybody's staring at me
>my "friends" agreed with the teacher about how I shouldn't be doing this in class
>>26152757
I used to do that shit with blu tac anon, i feel your pain. My friend next door used to do it aswell, hes a hardcore brony now and all he does is make models of ponies. I shudder to think that i could have gone that way
