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ever since i was young i have had voices in my head screaming at me to kill people.
i spend much of my waking time fantasizing about killing other people. i try to wash the pain away with alcohol and marijuana, only to feel distant and alone when i realize the voices are the only friends i have, and that the few glimpses of sanity i can ever get are when i am in altered states of reality.
i lie constantly, and do not know why. about everything, to everyone, including myself and naturally this has driven everyone away but only my closest family members, who even then are coming close to their last straw.
soon, i might snap.
>>28921984
just kill yourself desu senpai
There problem solved
>>28921984
here is the solution
>>28921984
\sounds like you have schizophrenia
maybe a psychiatrist can help?
>/Happy Memorial Day we'll never forget the brave patriots that murdered their British oppressors/ edition
>/The British are all still asleep where the fuck is britfeel/ edition
>/I already feel bad for doing this I hope this doesn't take off/ edition
lads
Mate, This board seems dead tonight.
I just want to lie in bed all day like the degenerate am but NO, I have to go help in the garden
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE IT, ILL DO IT ALL ON MY OWN NEXT WEEK
FUCK
>>28922297
Bank holiday monday mate, they're all probaly tucked in bed at the moment
is it true that tall women are a lot more lenient when it comes to manlets?
>>28921886
stay away from my waifu you creep
It is, some tall women were a bit bullied about their size and reach a point were they don't care, even if everyone will make fun of her for it. That said, it is a bit physically awkward.
>>28922792
>tall as fuck as a woman
>decides that it will be a good idea to use high heels
But why?
Shit, did I blow my cover?? I couldnt keep it in, it jus came out and before I knew it I hit enter.
Shes 37 and im 26
you made it even more awkward by saying "just kidding lol"
>>28921793
>kisses on the cheek
you fucking retarded idiot
>just kidding lol
>it's another "dogs barking in the middle of the night" episode
Truly the apartment life experience.
>>28921775
>mfw my dog wants to go out at 9pm
>let him out
>he barks for 5 minutes before coming back in
>>28921867
That's normal though, friend. My problem is there is this one cunt that is down the street who has his dog sitting on the patio all damn day. The little faggot just barks constantly. It's 2 am and not even music drowns out the barks of hell.
>>28921913
have you asked said cunt to bring his dog inside during sleeping hours?
maybe hes a robot who sleeps during the day and stays up all night
>manage to trick a girl into liking me
>her roommate's out of town this week
>she invited me to hang out at her place tomorrow night
>has made it abundantly clear that she wants to fuck
>one problem
>I'm a virgin
>second problem
>I lied and said I wasn't one when the subject came up
How do I keep her from finding out? I'll never live it down if she figures out that I've lied to her and tells people about it. What are some mistakes virgins tend to make their first time?
Help me bros
>>28921771
deny deny or don't bring it up
>>28921771
I dont know man but you can just say you only had sex 1 other time and the girl did all the work. Good luck!
>>28921771
there is nothing to worry about, just have sex with her. it's really simple, you put your dick inside her.
ITT: Posts songs/music that take you back to your childhood.
Pls share robots - I want to vicariously experience your innocent years.
This was uploaded in 2012 but it makes me feel like I'm 13 years old again for some reason
https://youtu.be/FP6fE-FErMQ
this one is obvious
https://youtu.be/ZqWyBWM5B64
Also I used to listen to pic related obsessively
>>28921930
>Hard Like Heroic
Fuck, I miss playing WoW and listening to Nyhm ;__;
>>28921930
Let the blackness roll on.
Should I let my friend set me up with a girl who to me seems out of my league?
>be talking with female friend I've known since childhood
>female friend knows I'm lonely
>tfw no gf, kissless virgin
>she suggests to set me up with one of her friends, let's call her X
>apparently X is also a loner and is weird
>tells me X watches anime
>tells me X is "really shy around guys and hasn't had her first kiss"
>I tell her to show me a photo
>X looks like a total stacy
>completely out of my league
>tell this to female friend but she's not convinced
>tells me X had a crush on this dude I know but he rejected her
>I find dude on social media
>literally a chad, has abs
>I'm not fat, but I can't compete with Chad
The only good thing out of this whole situation is that it motivated me to lift more and run more than I already dude. One day I'll make it. But not today.
I have a chad friend and a borderline autistic friend who he set up with a girl
girl was apparently a slut who had banged her ex that day and my chad friend and his indian gf laugh about how funny it was that they hooked him up with a total mess
I don't know man, I would not trust anyone as a match maker, but experiences may differ
Honestly I don't like it that my female friend showed me this girls social media. Because she's gorgeous and it gives me some kind of hope. I don't want hope. I need to know that's it for sure that'll I die alone.
relationships are based around compromise. Just cause this girl likes a ripped chad does not remove her from the capacity to like you as a person.
think of girls you've liked... they haven't all been the same. Even if they have, absolutes aren't the norm.
worst case scenario is you waste your time, which is honestly less valuable than a lot of people like to consider
What happens if I scratch a mosquito bite too much?
>>28921722
You'll fucking die.
Now vacuum that ghastly floor.
>>28921722
Instead of scratching it, try submerging it in the hottest water you can stand.
It'll create an open wound, and I wouldn't want that if I were you considering your floor looks like it has the next plauge growing on it
I want to write a book.
A science fiction book, to be exact. I want to explore the moral, religious, and philosophical implications that would arise with the expansion of humanity out into the void.
Have any of you written a book before? Did it get published?
I don't want to go to /lit/ since they're a bunch of elitist faggots.
I've written a book, but for myself. Didn't publish it. Do you have experience writing, op?
>>28921585
That sounds so vague and pretentious.
You could take inspiration from Elite: Dangerous's lore!
http://www.drewwagar.com/elite-dangerous-saga/elitelore/
>DEY ALL REGRETTED THE MOMENT THEY JUMPED
Anybody else sick of this normie meme?
>>28921577
tried to kill myself twice here. no regrets. I probably fucked up my liver in the long run. no regrets at all.
Not everybody regrets it. Otherwise you wouldn't see multiple suicide attempts. Otherwise a prior suicide attempt wouldn't be by far the strongest factor for a completed suicide.
And I'm willing to bet a lot of that "regret" was just survival instinct manifesting.
>"Oh shit I just jumped. Panic!
>lived in sf bay area for years
>went over gg bridge dozens of times
>never once saw anyone jump
>>28921577
>>28921680
Another anon here. It bothers me for a another reason. It assumes that because people "regret" it. They don't have the freedom to make it.
I permanently fucked up my kneecap in a motorcycle and I walk with a limp. I wasn't wearing the proper safety gear.
I regret it not wearing the gear, but I do not regret having the freedom to not wear that gear. It was my own choice.
People have the freedom to make decisions they might regret. They have the freedom to make decisions including the wrong ones.
Smoking is an example of this. Pretty much every smoker on their deathbed dying of cancer or whatever illness that was caused by their habit will tell you that they all regret startng to smoke.
Now you might say that this is not comparable to suicide because suicide is far quicker to accomplish and once your dead you cannot regret it. And that with smoking there is ample time to quit before you develop serious terminal health problems.
This is true to an extent, however we know that smoking is highly addictive. And that many people smoke despite wanting to quit but cannot. Or that they quit after many years or decades of smoking and still develop cancer or heart disease later in life due to their past habit.
And lastly the ones addicted to smoking and still smoke up until their are diagnosed with cancer or some other serious condition, and STILL SMOKE.
tl;dr: My point is that people have the freedom to make decisions that they might regret even if it kills them.
I'll start:
>smoke a blunt while your gf gives you a blowjob
Works every time.
>throwing thousands of dollars down the balcony and watching normies stomp on each other for cash
Works every time
getting a steam bf
>killing yourself
Works every time
GUYS ONE OF MY COWORKERS SAW MY CRYING IN MY CAR WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??????
IT WAS AFTER WORK AND SHE KNOCKED ON MY WINDOW TO SPLIT OUR TIPS AND THERE I WAS BAWLING MY EYES OUT LIKE A FUCKING BABY I'M SO HUMILIATED NOW I NEED TO QUIT BUT MY FAMILY RUNS THE PLACE SO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME IS GOING TO KNOW WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28921532
You know what must be done. It's the only way.
>>28921592
B-but there has to be another way. There needs to be
>>28921532
Either talk to the person or just pass it off. People cry all the time. They'll understand.
i brake up with my boyfriend and he don't talk to me again is he going to talk to me again or it's over ?
>>28921521
You broke up with him, I would assume that it is infact over.
Also while being either gay or a woman doesnt instantly make you a fucking normie, having a boyfriend does.
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG.
>>28921521
tits or gtfo in an original way
>>28921521
He'll likely tell you he'll kill himself without you, etc. Pretty routine stuff until he finds a Stacey and starts telling you how great she is despite the fact that she is a complete loser he will dump in life a month.
Worst fan base on the Internet
>>28921468
VaEP NAySHHH :D()P: L;)!!!
>>28921468
People that use 4chan are pretty fucking awful, if you consider them a fan base.Myself included.
>>28921468
leafy
that lot
HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS
