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>going to sleep all comfy
>remember dead best friend and oneitus
>cry so hard I wake back up
How do I kill off the part of me that feels pain?
You need to go MKUltra on yourself and give yourself a complete drug and hypnosis-induced brainwipe
You're going to need to plan out and record all of the commands you're going to give yourself beforehand, though, because once you're a veggie you won't be able to remember why you made yourself into one in the first place.
Be your own puppeteer my friend.
>>28919379
this is some next level degeneracy
>>28919408
No, my friend. It is REgeneracy
Mastering your own mind is not regressive at all
Why are non-whites such beta sissy bitches?
>>28919319
You should post the huffingtonpost research where they find out almost 9% of black americans are lgbt. Every other race was less than 2% except asians which were almost 3%.
>>28919319
higher rates of single motherhood
Blacks pay lip-service to Christianity and then turn around and suck they homies dick while they side-chick ride they mf dick
Why are women repulsed by you?
Because I'm ugly, awkward, and I mostly keep to myself. I'm also 6'6 and have the weight of spooky skeleton. My face is trashed from years of acne that still develops despite whatever method I try.
Good stuff.
I'm short fat and an asshole.
I'm pretty much everything a person shouldnt be.
im short, ugly, and a fucking retard.
Shall we have a you love you lose thread?
No.
this isn't /b/
piss the fuck off
>>28919328
Cmon faggot, you know you want to
havent lost yettt
is there anyone on here who has done it? How did you get through bootcamp? I can't even leave my house..
are you considering it?
I can only speak for the air force(which is honestly the only branch you should consider unless maybe you're dying to join the Navy and see the world) but basic training is nothing. It's stressful and at times feels miserable but you look back later and realize how easy it was. Yes you get yelled at but you get used to that. All you need to do is do what you're told for 7 weeks and you'll make it. You have no real responsibility unless you're stupid and volunteer for a leader position, and the instructors can't lay a finger on you without your permission.
>>28919486
thank you friend
i was thinking Navy because I do wanna see the world :b
Do I need to be fit? I'm not fat, but I haven't ran in ages... I can do like 40 pushups/situps
I was a Marine for four years. It was a fucking nightmare being surrounded by such idiots and assholes everyday. I went on a MEU so lived on a ship for 8 months and the Navy guys were much more laid back.
/r9k/ how do I ruin someone's career without a lot of hard evidence? This is for a good cause, I'll explain
>needed adderall to study
>got in touch with friends' dealer
>this short redheaded bitch with an awful, vocal-fry laden voice
>I treat her like what she is, a drug dealer
>apparently this pissed her off and she spread rumors among my friends of things I never did
>I was able to dismiss them, but over the 3 years I've known her she has been nothing but a lying, manipulative, functional drug addict
>she even once admitted to me that she had been diagnosed with BPD, but thinks its 'fun to manipulate'
>thing is, she's very smart and capable (a combination of inherent intelligence, social awareness, and steady supply of stimulants)
>she gets back into contact with me and tells me she's been accepted to UCLA's psychology program, a fucking top 5 department
>if she plays things right she could end up in prestigious positions with the ability to influence psychiatric theory
She may well be a psychopath, and manipulates people for nothing other than her own enjoyment.
So, what do I do?
>>28919212
UCLA's PhD program, not undergrad.
/ypa/ on 8
>>28919212
Turn her in for selling drugs you dumbass
I was wondering where one could find "fembots" irl?
>>28919119
Yikyak, OKCupid, Plentyoffish, College Gaming/Anime club.
That's where I found the ones I've met irl.
They weren't bad people.
mental hospital, group therapy
Inside, on the computer.
I don't really leave unless I have to.
Why haven't you submitted to a real man, nerd?
>>28919110
because that's gay, gayboy>not having an equal relationship with someone who's just like you instead
>>28919110
Why haven't you stopped watching porn? It's clearly making you gay.
That red string isn't going to last long with that knot, it needs to be tied correctly.
>girlfriend gets mad at me because I was polite to the waitress
Seriously are women just memes you can fuck? She always mistakes socially obligated plesantries for flirting.
I love her but is there any way to train her to not be retarded?
>>28919086
I heard you can make'em stop by shoving a finger up their rear.
>girlfriend
well, first of all, REEEEEEE
normies ruing my board
There should be one of these every day. Way more than traps and braaaaps
>>28919065
>He hates women because he's a virgin
Stale meme tbqh.
>>28919065
>I want this slut out of my apartment NOW
this isn't real, this is fake
>>28919080
>someone disagrees with me
>if I claim he's a memester he will concede to my point of view
Do women actually enjoy sucking dick or is it something they do to please their partner?
>>28919017
>is it something they do to please their partner?
Female motives are 100% selfish.
>>28919017
i believe some girls love pleasuring their SO
i know i would feel great if i could make a girl cum
>>28919017
I like how it fills up my mouth, feels really good
But the dick has to be pretty big or else it doesn't feel as good
>nobody cares about anything you do
>nobody even tries except your dad
>work so hard at it and nobody gives a shit
>nobody likes you more than as a casual acquaintance
>can't maintain friendships, can't maintain their interest
>everybody's full of shit in dealing with you
>you have no actual productive value
>you can write well and "think critically", write decent music, high iq, but have no "practical" skills beyond a mediocore level
>practical skills are boring as fuck
>feel inferior anyway
>not sure who too though, since nobody meets the same standards I set for myself
>the world is dying
>choral reefs are set to be godamn extinct by 2050
>this is only a measure of the health of the oceans, which produce 60% of the worlds oxygen
>climate change is exponential
>we are ignoring it and will continue to ignore it
>were I to have kids, they would most likely die prematurely, before even having the chance to have grandkids
>were I to have kids implies I could ever find a mate
>no attraction to few people I respect, little respect for those I find attractive (I mean primarily mentally. attraction to and respect for a personality are different)
>tried asking out those few I find attractive in this manner and rejection ensues (obviously)
>too romantic to settle
>music becomes more and more my life
>I hate more and more of it
>nearly everything but classical and metal is structurally pathetic, once you realize the power of these genres to evolve within a piece you can't turn back
>but then metal starts to pale to classical
>but I can't even wrap my head around how they wrote it
>plus, everything pre-romantic has a severely limited range of expressed ideas, very much confined by Christianity and other philosophical missteps
>romantic is barely better than metal in terms of complexity
>modern is ok
>I'm probably going to listen to that now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOat_xsGUOw
it's how I feel.
>tfw you can't appreciate any artforms besides music
>tfw you aren't even particularly good and instruments
>tfw promises prevent you from escaping with drugs
>tfw promises prevent you from escaping with suicide
>tfw no (yous)
Join the hopeless club
Have you considered suicide?
>>28919202
see
>>28919189
>tfw deontologist
>tfw a life to suffer feeling so fucking old and slowly wasting away
>mom found the Seagal flick collection
>dad found my classic paul dano collection
>wife's son found the Phil Specter back to mono discs
>mom found the concrete seagull assortment
>get job
>they tell us the dress code
>no tshirts or hoodies allowed
>give us tour of the store
>all the employees are wearing tshirts and hoodies
wtf? Does this mean they are allowed or what? Help me /r9k/ I don't want to get fired but I don't own that many tops that aren't just blank tshirts and it rains a lot here so hoodies are nice
My only alternative is dresses but I don't really want to work in a dress
Don't show up tomorrow in a t-shirt. Feel it out for a few days and if it seems to be fine then go for it.
>>28918973
buy a dress shirt?
Alternatively, don't be such a faggot and just wear whatever the fuck you want. If they fire you over it, fuck them, NEET life is better anyway.
what kind of job is it, anyway?
and ree roasties get out
yea if ur a girl wear blouses and more professional tops for like a week.
Women get away with wearing pretty much whatever they want so long as it's in good condition and clean. Leggings aren't even real pants and no one has ever cared.
My phone broke and I have no way to communicate with her except for email but we decided to use 4Chan as a way of communicating since it would be faster.
She's away for the weekend and I'm home alone.
We didn't agree on any code like we should have, other than posting a pic of a tree. I wasn't on here all day so I don't know if I missed any messages.
bumping for mom
>>28918964
KEK this is fucking hilarious if true.
I was wondering wtf those tree threads were. Check the archives, there's at least 2 of them
Even if this was realIt isn't., why would she pick 4chan? Work on making your bait more believeable.
