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Sup /r9k/? I'm thinking of going to Vegas for a few days to watch some boxing in July. Any tips on getting good deals? Any recommendations on where to stay? Any Vegas tales?
Pic related: It's Las Vegas
>tfw you'll never buy Circus Circus and change its name to Citrus Circus
I went for my 21st birthday, brother paid for my trip to get me out of the house and try to normalize, I mostly just gambled and got really drunk.
Try to stay somewhere near the middle of the strip or else enjoy your long ass walks to get anywhere, unless you're getting a rental car then stay wherever but not the luxor (biggest dump in vegas)
Mexicans will try to give you little cards for escorts, they're fucking everywhere and even if you ignore them they will try to put the card into your hands as you walk by, walk with closed fists and don't make eye contact.
There are also aspiring rappers everywhere selling their garbage mixtapes, ignore them too but be prepared to be called a racist like i was, one time i finally gave in a bought one and the guy said "just give what you can my man" gave him 5 dollars and he went to his friends and yelled "YO THIS BITCH AS CRACKER GAVE ME 5 BUCKS FUCK OUTTA HERE"
You can get free drinks for gambling in any casino but good luck getting a waitress to notice you especially f you don't appear to be super rich, if can get one always ask for double shots because you probably wont see them again.
Club promoters will try to convince you to go to their club, just say you will and walk off, if you say no thanks they will accuse you of being gay.
Vegas is the worst place on earth
I have more info if you want.
>>28917366
>mexicans will try to give you little cards they're fucking everywhere and even if you ignore them they will try to put the card into your hands as you walk by, walk with closed fists and don't make eye contact
>there are also aspiring rappers everywhere selling their garbage mixtapes, ignore them too
sounds like times square
>hate my shrew gf
>have to stay with her because I'm a pussy and it's worth having a gf just to shut my mom up
>have to see her tomorrow night because parents invited her over
How do I keep interaction with her to a minimum and trick her into leaving as early as possible?
Just break up with her you fucking beta. What the hell is the matter with you?
>>28917396
I get nagged and heckled when I don't have a gf, and most girls are as bad or worse than her.
She's just an inconvenient part of my reality I have to avoid as well as possible.
>>28917442
Go get a job and move out of the house so you don't have to live your life on your mom's terms.
It's not rocket science, anon.
I'm sure if you have knowledge of the universe and how meaningless are lives are then why do you choose to be sad all the fucking time.time isn't going to "cure" depression,anti-depressants are going to "cure" depression.you have to force a smile onto your face until it's effortless.
https://youtu.be/mheHbVev1CU
life is meaning less and we all are going to die. gg wp
>>28917131
Exactly we only live for 100 years tops so why spend those 100 years alone in a dark isolated lifestyle. Life is beautiful if u chose to appreciate what earth has to offer
>>28917237
life is meaningless and we all going to die, so it doesent matter how we spend our last years/ months/days
quit this existential crisis you have, earth have nuthing to offer to you
>January 1, 2000 was more than 16 years ago
>mfw its going to be june 1 in 2 hours here.
Holy fuck. May has passed by.
>>28917066
>there are people on this board who were born after 9/11
>tfw still remember that new year
>tfw was 10 years old
>tfw knew the world wasn't going to end but I was really hoping it would
Things never change I guess
Why do normies care about wild animals so much? Everywhere people are crying in the comments about this gorilla being shot dead.
>>28917052
silverback gorillas are a lot more rare and therefore valuable than idiot millenials
>>28917052
You have to be a real shitty parent to lose sight of your kid in a fucking zoo. It's not the gorillas fault.
>>28917079
>rare gorilla
Who gives a shit. Animals have been going extinct for generations.
Is everyone named Patrick a dick?
Everyone named Patrick I've ever met is either a nu-male faggot who is full of himself or just an unlikeable person.
Fucking Patricks gtfo.
>>28917016
I feel the same way about people named Brian. To all Brian's reading this, fuck you.
>>28917075
ITT: Names of faggots
Lucas, Logan, Taylor (male, not female)
>>28917138
Brian, Logan, Jack, Dylan, Hunter, Gavin, Joe, Parker, Zack, Blake, Chad and Muhammad. You're all assholes.
>tfw you gave up on violin as a teenager because of depression
>tfw took up guitar a year ago and hate this pleb shit
>tfw hearing your favorite music
>tfw it's too late to gitgud now and play scriabin and tchaikovsky since you need to do it continuously from childhood to play anything not retarded
FUCKKKK
Guitar is best no contest
>>28916943
Sounds like an excuse to not ever do anything.
>>28916999
no
I hate most guitar players too. Fags with no talent who don't know any musical theory and buy a bunch of gay ass pedals. So many metal losers who want to SHRED BROOOO.
classical guitar is cool though, but still, I regret every day not continuing with violin, now it's too late
as for piano maybe after 10 years of grinding I can be able to play clair de lune, fuck my life
"my parents aren't home anon"
>parents
>s
Suspension of disbelief lost
>implying her father was actually in the picture from the start.
>>28916972
Came here for this post.
>mom found the bathroom voyeur camera
>dad found the bathroom voyeur camera camera
>art teacher found the tampon mural
>>28916980
>physics teacher found the tampon mural camera
Hey guys I'd just like to apologize for all the shitposts I've made tonight. I've made so many of them I really lost count. There's a pretty good chance that you've encountered at least one of my shitposts tonight and for that I am sorry. I don't know what came over me.
>>28916821
Apology not excepted, gtfo.
>>28917070
I am so sorry. See, between making this thread and this moment, I have made a sizable quantity of NEW shitposts. It is not a good thing.
does anyone wanna meet up on toontown rewritten
I'm a white girl who's dated both blacks and whites. While I think that white men are better long term partners, they just can't compete with blacks in bed at all.
I'm not trying to start a flame war, just telling my personal experience. If I could go back in time I would waste less time on whites, though. You can always marry a white man in your late 30s, when you're young it's better to have fun with men who can fuck you hard and rough, and there's nothing better than a hung black bull for that.
>>28916667
>women actually want to be fucking whores
>mfw they abuse one of the gifts God gave them
>mfw they will all go to hell for not saving themselves for marriage and for not using sex only as a tool for procreation
FUCKING ROASTIES BTFO
>>28916667
this is a copypasta, do not respond
this is a copypasta, do not respond
this is a copypasta, do not respond
KEK
nice bait there frienderino
Why does everyone on this board pretend to be a loser virgin NEET?
cause I am a loser virgin NEET you normie faggot
To make them selves feel better about their sad,hollow, normie life styles.
>>28916605
If we were not, we wouldn't be here wasting the precious time we could spend working to earn money, to buy things and to die with 1000 regrets.
Robot feels music. Post sad music so I can cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm-9t-ZF2s
>>28916603
Let me add:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrLU96xtSqw
>>28916603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASiVmxAoYg
Erry time :^(
>>28916603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9s69kXFkAw
Not really a crying song, but it hurts good.
How do we stop ugly chinks from stealing our women?
>>28916589
I think that woman is a closet pedophile
Chinese women are easy past 20, at least we have that going for us
>>28916589
Don't ru mean MYYYYYYYY romennnnn?!?! hehehehehehehe
t. Misser stearu yo girrrruuu
Who /guyontheright/ here?
Despite your ugliness, you still tried but could never get a gf, and now you've given up.
>>28916493
I never really tried.
It sucks but now I have the financial prowess to have some girl sucking on my dick anytime I want, so no complain. Maybe deeper love later in life.
>>28916493
That guy has gotten closer to a girl than any if us ever have.
why does she not like a man holding her like that?
