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He makes eggman type videos but he's average looking, not ugly which invalidates everything he says.
>>5555
you stole my quads you motherfucker
You can be average looking and still ignored by women.
because he's a fucking normie.
I CAN'T BLOODY TALK TO ANYONE BUT YOU CUNTS ABOUT MY PROBLEMS
>Go to counselor/therapist at college because autismo diagnose means I get one
>Tell them about my problems and this girl I ""liked""""" and how I haven't spoken or seen her in two months
>"lmao anon just message her XD"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY THEY'LL NEVER EVER UNDERSTAND THAT FEEL THERAFAGS GET OUT >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28915531
AHH WHY CAN'T I FUCKING GREENTEXT PROPERLY
>>28915531
Too busy getting worked up on why everybody is an idiot! no time for self-reflection.
I bet you just agreed with everything she said, instead of telling her to skip the romantic advice because it pisses you off.
You're never going to get anything useful from a therapist if you're just passively going through the motions and nodding your head to shut her up.
>>28915554
And you missed out on quads.
>"Anon, we need to find you a girlfriend!"
That bitch never made an effort. She just said it to appear favorable.
It's okay, you can hate her. You can hate them all. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>28915495
"And we need to find you a wig, you have hair like Bernie Sanders"
"We" doesn't mean both of you. It means her and everyone else. She wants to show everybody how great of a person she is, and she's just using you as a stepping stone. Really classic manipulative behavior.
Since /Trv/ is slow as fuck & idgaf
Have any of you fucking autistic faggots been to Turkey of Estonia?
I'm staying in Istanbul/or/Tallinn for a week starting next Saturday the 5th of June.
What the fuck do you suggest I do while I'm in those lands?
I'm celebrating graduating University & I'm down for whatever.
Post tips you fucking niggers.
>Pic unrelated
>>28915461
don't buy ice cream in istanbul, you will be humiliated.
>>28915485
Why?
Oh, wait.
I think I've seen the turks play around with it, in front of you.
>>28915461
why those two countries?
which one do you think you'll pick?
turks probably have better food, estonians probably have better booze
Let's do a KAHOOT, /r9k/
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>>28915310
Mongoloid, we can't see the questions
I'll take photos of them
>>28915310
Didn't think this one through?
Was Beethoven a robot?
>>28915264
no he had a wife. haven't you seen amadeus
No, he worked hard and even when totally deaf had conversations with friends using conversation books.
>>28915283
REEE REEEE REEE REEEEEE!!! REEE REEE REEE REEEEEE!!!!
>be on the subway
>notice this qt who is always alone on your route
>want to talk to her but would probably just make her uncomfortable
How do I socialize with strangers?
>>28915141
She's a roastie
She hates you
She thinks you're scum
She dreads the idea of you coming over to talk to her
Be rude and aggressive towards her whenever possible
Glance at her and when she makes eye contact you should sneer or show disgust
>>28915173
Chill the fuck out man, I asked for advice not Schopenhauer's views on women
>>28915233
Schopenhaur was misogynistic in a different way you pretentious autist
Oh god my hemorrhoids hurt so bad!
8 years and counting, pal. You'll get use to it.
>>28915098
iktfb, I got some bad ones a few months ago. I truly feel sorry for those who have them chronically.
>>28915098
just wash your asshole with soap brahh :-PPP
Anyone here just disappear into the ether? I mean cut contact with everyone and withdraw completely from social media and the like?
Anyone who even knew I existed in highschool, or perhaps even extended family probably think that I'm dead and I am totally fine with that.
>>28915080
When I message people on my contacts list they either ask who I am or they say they thought I was dead.
>>28915080
I've done this. No one cares. They are much to busy participaating in the game of life to care about some random kid from their collage class. If anything, by deleting your account you're doing them a favor so now they don't have to feel guilty about not talking to you for ages.
I've tried
people find me and attempt to reconnect with me every so often. only death can get me away from this hell
>Rollercoasters
>women
>sex
>men in a romantic way
>tumblr
>sugary foods
>feminism
>/pol/
>racism
>love
>religion
>90% of movies made past 2010
>a lot of 90s anime series, like Evangelion, Sailor Moon, etc.
>The concept of free will
>lifting for girls
If you like any of these things, get the fuck out.
>swimming
>going to the beach
>diversity
>multiculturalism
>communism/socialism
>unironic memes
>>28915017
>>women
>>sex
Yeah okay. Keep telling yourself that, laddie.
>music
>movies
>television, especially comedy
>fiction books
>console gaming
>bars and clubs
>football
>attending college (some robots do it, but none of them like it)
>concerts and festivals
>parades
>summer
>mobile phones
>cars or motorcycles
>yelling or talking really loudly
>Starbucks
>boats
>taking pictures of their food
>ugly glasses
>gambling
>the olympics
>being barefoot outside
theres more but thats what I can think of right now
Where do people under 21 go to meet women?
Please help. i want to lose my virginity already.
School
clubs
>>28914884
other women introduce you to them
On the Internets.
It's really not that difficult.
>>28914883
This wouldn't even be that bad if the "we know" wasn't added at the end. I'm physically angry
>>28914883
>Heres how to be a real man
>Be a subservient cuck
Wtf
>>28914883
>treating people with respect they haven't earned
>treating women equally
top lel
>Family member said we dont want you here anyway, after I denied the invitation
They called and left a message telling me about a bbq they are having tomorrow. I had no plans to go anyway, I hate bbqs and social things like it. Instead of just saying no, I called back and left a message saying, I dont attend bbqs where you just serve 80/20 ground beef, I only eat bison but thanks. I thought this would be better then saying just no, and has truth to it too, love bison
anyway i got a txt from my uncles son whos like 14 saying we didnt want you to come anyway we were just being nice.
Was I in the wrong or no?
>>28914834
Yes, you should have just said no and left it at that.
>>28914834
you came off passive aggressive. So they did the same.
>>28914834
>I hate bbqs and social things like it. Instead of just saying no, I called back and left a message saying, I dont attend bbqs where you just serve 80/20 ground beef, I only eat bison but thanks. I thought this would be better then saying just no
Well it wasn't.
I know because I'm very similar to you.
You can't win either way. If you say you hate social stuff, people won't understand, and if you lie and make up a reason, it will sound like bullshit.
Either way, you need to reach out to others occasionally, or people take it personally.
I know I would.
It's not about being right, but love begins with paying attention to others, with a graceful act of self-forgetting. This is the condition in which we grow.
>talking to girl back in middle school
>similar interests
>comes out as a lesbian a year later
>talk to girl in college
>start to crush on her big time
>lesbian
>qt 3.14 is my boss
>never work up courage to ask her out
>she follows me on instagram last month
>turns out she is gay
>talking to woman at work
>feel like there might be something there
>she mentions her gf
This has been happening my whole life.
Why is every woman I fall for gay? Is there any armchair psychologist who can diagnose me? I have only ever been able to jerk off to girl on girl porn too.
What's wrong with me
You are trains.
Trains is hard job.
>>28914747
Bad luck?
That's the only thing that comes into my mind.
And liking female on female porn is actually nothing bad, seeing another dude's dick is disgusting no matter the context really.
The only girl I ever dated came out as lesbian after she broke up with me and I became a tranny sometime after that.
So when are you taking your first dose of hrt?
Imagine being a poor ugly bullied girl in Belarus only to become an international laughing stock on the web. That shit broke her.
She didn't kill herself. She has a bf too.
>>28914734
>Implying she's dead.
I remember the old threads on /trv/ you newfags are just being baited again, /pol/ is so fucking retarded and easy to bait holy shit you guys are worse than the tranny board.
>>28914757
How does a man sink so low?
