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>spend a year lifting and dieting meticulously day in day out
>stopped spending money on video games and spent them on nice clothes
>Got a good job
>Moved out on my own
AND GUESS WHAT?
STILL NO GF!
The whole improve yourself meme is all bullshit. Don't waste your time robots. You'll just be like a rat mouse running in a wheel.
>>28916445
Exactly. Can't lift away the autism.
>>28916445
You actually have to approach women and talk with them you know that right? You're not just gonna wake up one day and have a gf.
Also
Lifting but anybody but yourself means you're not gonna make it
>>28916445
This poster is a Jewish shill!
Yes, you heard me! A shill!
This conniving individual is posting on this pleasant board for the sole purpose of attempting to fuck your shit up! The devil is making this FRAUDULENT post in hopes that you will read it and be dissuaded from IMPROVING YOURSELF! A Jewish bastard if you ask me!
>tfw no workout buddy bf
tfw no qt trap bf to do squats with and sweaty cuddle with after workouts
>tfw no lazy bf who has never worked out in his lifeUnless we're talking about mental workouts
>tfw no gf who is willing to just shut up and be my puppet and follow any of my commands
Anyone just want to die in their sleep already?
If so, this is the thread for you
no nonvirgins or women allowed
jdimsa
man you've been posting here for a long fucking time now
wtf is your problem, i honestly dont believe ur a kv, but god damn ur persistent
how is it possible a NIGGER who's decent looking is a kv
either u really enjoy mocking us or maybe ur a robot
i dont even fucking know anymore
>>28916427
wah wah nigger
First off, I don't even want to be a norp anymore, unlike most trash here.
Also, I don't get you can meme about being the masterrace while saying that "niggers" can't be robots. Which one is it, buddy?
>>28916461
i never said anything about being "the masterrace", wtf
im a shy pasty balding kv neet, how is that master race eks dee?
and niggers and women cannot be robots
how goes the job hunt, /r9k/?
plenty of money to be made this summer
>>28916305
i'm officialy a semi-wage cuck
>>28916347
that's cool, anon
what do you do?
got myself a gig in a supermarket unloading trucks in the back... it's alright I guess... I don't work weekends... although it doesn't really matter... I eat better now but not really sure what to spend money on... might save up and try move out or something....
Hello, /r9k/. I'm a girl.
>>28916207
Hello OP. I'm a guy. Wanna be my gf?
>>28916226
>Hello OP. I'm a guy. Wanna be my gf?
Yes.
>>28916207
Hello OP, I'm someone with whom you can't empathise.
https://rabb.it/r/2stjvf
Listening to ugk, bout to watch x men apocolypse maybe
bump with capslock :^)
THIS THREAD IS
CRISPY APPROVED
>>28916122
what kind of fruit is that.
I have never known
One of those cheap Japanese ones, it was like $25 incl shipping? I'm a kv but holy shit it feels like the first time you ever jerked off, like holy fucking shit the orgasm was fucking insane and it's super fucking easy to clean out you just fold it inside out and rinse it, i cant say if it feels like a real vagina but it feels 10000x better than your hand, it's not rubbery at all although it doesn't exactly feel like real skin with lube it feels like fucking heaven, overall best purchase i ever made
I'm uncircumcised btw
>>28916094
post what you ordered
how's it feel not getting a real vagina to stick your dick in
>>28916168
You tell me, anon
We're all in the same boat here
>hahahaha
>Just go out and talk to her bro. It's so EZ.
Has that ever actually worked for you? That sounds entirely alien to me, and I'm not even a virgin NEET. Its completely ridiculous to assume that that would work for someone with no confidence, no money, no experience. That's difficult. You're literally asking people with no experience with the opposite sex whatsoever to go out and do some pick up artist tier shit.
If that has ever worked for you even a single time, you're unusually attractive, rich, or you basically lucked the fuck out that night.
>>28915981
>lucked the fuck out that night.
YEP.
Welcome to 90% of the good things that happen to you in your lifetime.
and it's worked for me more than once.
>>28915981
>Has that ever actually worked for you?
Haha no, of course not
>>28915981
No, but when I try to communicate with her telepathically, it worked.
After all verbal communication is far too primitive for us robots.
Why or why not? Please be descriptive.
>rich
>ripped
yes
Here's his face again.
Ass of course. Goes without saying.
>tfw missed out on teenage love and pussy
>tfw you have to settle for someone "your age" now
I wish I could fuck someone my age, if only I could be that lucky.
>>28915766
What age do you fuck then? Cougars?
>>28915738
does it really have to be this way?
What is the best kind of anime and why is it moe?
>>28915703
Anime is for degenerate weeb trash.
Kill yourself, it's the lowest form of 'art' (it seems ridiculous to say art in the same breath) imaginable, panders to autists who need exaggerated facial expressions and no emotional depth to relate to the "characters".
In short, kill yourself, weirdo
>>28915741
>I'm too sophisticated to enjoy animated girls slapping each others' boobs
Used to only watch the big moe shows like K-on and Yuri Yuru, but now it's the only anime I can watch because it doesn't make me feel like shit. Watching "real" shows just make me feel like shit because I will never do those things.
Are there any other /r9k/ approved Youtube channels besides Sargon of Akkad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua8T4nSTCWA
Sargon is an anti-racist anti-sexist faggot who makes fun of low-hanging fruit for views
>>28915700
Racism and sexism are not /r9k/ topics.
>>28915679
>Sargon of Akkad
>/r9k/ approved
fuck this loser youtube faggot
>>28915903
___________?
I fucking hate all of you so unbelievably much.
Oh, do you?
I see.
>I fucking hate all of you so unbelievably much.
So do we.
Someone doesn't like me!? Dear god, I.. I... I think I'm going to cry!
>listening to depressing shoegaze music
>smoking cigerettes
>spend my time infront of a screen
>don't have a facebook or phone because no friends
>google Welcome to NHK and find other sad anime shit to fuel my self loathing
>thinking about that one girl
How is everyone holding up?
I think I got all the bad thoughts out for this evening... should be able to watch an episode of something a fall asleep before they come back... just making sure i'm not going to ruin my mood suddenly before i try
>Roommate got a night job, so now I often have the home to myself
>It's Sunday, Memorial Day weekend, and I'm doing work at home because law office has been so busy
>Going to be promoted to senior position, plus managing two people next Tuesday
>Need to be organized before they arrive
>So lots of fucking work
But otherwise good stuff.
>listening to depressing house music
>smoking cigarettes
>don't have a facebook because fuck that normie shit
>spend my time at my desk
>google Representation Theory of Finite Groups and other autistic math shit to fuel my autism
Might drink later and play Castelvania or some shit. I fucking hate the summer.
Who was your role model when you were younger /r9k/?
Mine was Jonny Greenwood, multi-instrumentalist genius of Radiohead. I discovered him when I was twelve I think, and I just wanted to be like him. But now...
>26
>balding
>play guitar but literally no discernible musical talent
I've disappointed you Jonny-senpai, like I've disappointed everybody else. Gonna fucking kill myself soon.
Does the guy even show up to recording/concerts anymore? It's been a while since I've heard a guitar in a Radiohead song.
>>28915213
Radiohead sucks. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>28915213
I've never had a role model for more than a week at a time.
Role models are for insecure faggots who feel they need to copy someone in order to be successful.
