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How do I submit a cartoon idea to someone who can actually produce it?
>>28914670
>Know how to draw
>Know people
>???
>Profit!
>>28914943
How do I meet the people to get me to the question marks?
>>28915190
You be born to someone with connections.
>watch brief video about "Simpson's Wave"
>watch the videos out of curiosity
>riveting
>spend hours watching simpson's wave videos and then simpson's videos in general when those ran out
Goddamn, this show is so nostalgic, and these videos are like watching my childhood as a failed outsider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEdsNo, seriously, I consider the above video a masterpiece
What a coincidence, I just started watching Simpsonwave videos today.
>tfw I posted this one to my facebook, and a girl who I have a date planned with liked it
I guess she wants to be my s u m m e r l o v e r.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-6UvxAyGaY
>>28914759
>tfw never had a summer love
Goddamn, Simpsons puts the feels to me.
What's your favorite episode famalam? I'm pretty fond of Mr.Plow, since I live in a snowy place.
I've been watching these too. I think they add or at least suggest a layer of depth that I never appreciated at the time. The fact that the characters weren't just goofy retards chasing each other around etc. I lack the skills to edit videos but I would love to see (and I think it would appeal to a huge audience) if someone put together a bunch of movie clips from 1980s & 1990s coming-of-age movies. In almost all of these movies there was a beta shy kid and it would be neat to see them all together with a vaporwave song or even just like some cheesy nostalgic music over the top.
You robots are ridiculous. Not the actual robots but you normie faggots who think no gf is bad.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You think having no one to kiss or cuddle is so so horrible, yet every day, you have people who speak to you. People who ask how your day was. People who you go on adventures with.
Any robot with any friend is no robot at all.
Now, my ex is trying to get back with me yet is texting me every other day how much fun theyre having with friends and I am sitting alone on a basket weaving chinese image board and you guys are splurging TFW NO GF WHEN ALL I FEEL IS TFW NO FUCKING FRIENDS
>>28914590
>implying there's anything in life more worthwhile than loving and being loved
I'll never have that, so fuck you.
KIKE
YOU'RE A JEWISH KIKE
>>28914590
is that the japanese water cake? did you have one?
>>28914626
I made one a few weeks ago, you make it like you make jelly. Its the only picture I had saved
What do you guys to do help you relax?
It's always a little expensive but I treat myself to some sushi. There's a small place not far from my place run by an absolutely adorable elderly Japanese couple that makes the best sushi ever. The food never ceases to help me relaxed and is damn good. Proper portions, flavored rice, fresh ingredients and all that. Been going there for years and still haven't got burnt out on it.
>>28914556
fucking cultural marxist libcuck communist Jew globalist scum KEK
EAT YOUR NATION'S CUISINE
TAKE THE FUCKING REDPILL
DEUS VULT!!!!
WHITENESS IS SUPERIOR FUCK GOOKS AND KIKES AND NIGGERS
YOU'RE BRAINWASHED
I just drink coffee and smoke cigarettes. I've been drinking about two pots a day for the last 5 years and smoking a pack a day. They're the only things I enjoy and it's also beneficial because it's a slow suicide that I don't have to feel bad about.
Drink beer by the creek at my grandparent's house
>fell for the tranny meme
>Now am homeless and have to suck dick for groceries even though am a lesbian
At least you didn't go whole hog and have them mutilate your genitals.
R...right?
>>28914447
I fell for it too. Now I'm living with a rich guy who pays my bills, buys me what I want and let's me fuck who I want.
Next time try joy bring hideous
>>28914911
>At least you didn't go whole hog and have them mutilate your genitals.
... f-fuck you ;___;
>tfw can't find a socially withdrawn neet gf who isn't fat or hideous
>>28914405
>tfw can't find a unicorn.
>Oh yeah, I'm totally into quirky nerdy girls XD
>quirky nerdy girls, who, at the same time, are attractive, well-kempt, and confident and outgoing enough to initiate a relationship with me.
Why the fuck do people do this?
I guess people like to think they are being deep and alternative by saying that they want a broken, loner partner, when what they really mean is just an attractive person with glasses.
>>28914524
>implying they don't exist at all and are akin to a mythological creature
Itt roastie stories
>be me
> admit to girl i like her
> sends me pic of chad kissing her on the cheek
Fuck women
>>28914359
>surely, this happened
>>28914359
Women don't do shit like that to me.
They're either too kind, or too scared. Maybe a bit of both.
>>28914376
Im starting to thhink im the fucking personification of r9k
Do greeks actually really still believe they will get constantinople back?
>>28914174
>Do greeks actually really still believe they will get constantinople back?
*Istanbul
FTFY
>>28914174
They took it back less than a 100 years ago so, ya its quite possible, but they need backup like russia this time.
/tr/ /tr/ /tr/
> finally crack while drunk, open up to my dad about how depressed I feel
> the self hatred, hitting myself, can barely talk to people and how I basically spend all my time alone
> next day, try to blow it off as deunken rambling.
> he doesn't buy it, I start to think maybe I'll get to see a therapist and get to clarify of something is wrong with me or if I'm just a miserable faggot
> he hooks me up with tinder and I get a few matches
> "See son? No need to be down, you can get girls easy!"
> T-thanks dad
I love the guy, best dad you could ask for but he can be clueless with stuff like this. Back to /r9k/.
>>28914011
>your poor excuse of a father will never be this based
>realize how everyone has walked over you e.g. family the few people you meet
>any ounce of kindness is used against you
>nobody takes you seriously anymore
>i can only feel anger, a deep profound sense of rage towards myself and everyone else
>depression itself was what was killing me
>>28914090
Been there familia, had a period where I got pissed at people for being nice to me at all cause it made me anxious.
Who else /killingtheliver/ here?
I'm getting "turnt", as the urban negro youth call it.
>>28913976
I already turnt my liver all the way up and it's taking years to go back down to normal volume
in fact it's time for my yearly checkup to see if it's gotten better or if it's becoming a tumor
>>28914007
Goddamn, you went too hard on the drink then, compadre. How much/frequently were you drinking?
the booze is killing my stomach and intestines faster than my liver
>tfw can no longer tell if I have to fart or shit
Since I've never gone through the milestones that any normie would growing up, it feels as is I've lost the opportunity to naturally transition into adult behavior and everything I do just feels like I'm a child pretending to be grown-up.
Anyone get what I mean?
>>28913918
So, you are a manchild
So you have autism?
yeah I get it
The last time i smoked weed was about 4 years ago. I used to be able to smoke fine, but then it started making me hear demon voices really bad. I am obviously scared of herb now. Reason im considering trying again is because my anxiety is getting in the way of living, and its either weed or benzos. Will high CBD/low THC weed cause demon voices, or am I safe?
>>28913873
low thc might be what you're looking for
i had a similar experience but it were my own conscious I heard
>>28914176
Thxx friendou
>>28913873
there are no demons. watch Jacob's ladder and stop being a little bitch
why do you hate women ;) is it because you are a virgin ?? xD
but you are, aren't you.
>the guy on bottom = you
>the guy on top = the guy your gf wants to fuck
>>28913912
yikes tbhwug
What have you done today? I watched 3 filmed and shitposted all day.
I watched Enemy, Mr. Right (fucking corny bullshit I only watched for Sam Rockwell) and Birdman for those interested.
Birdman is a horrible movie
>>28913839
I didn't mind it, I thought it was okay.
>>28913811
>woke up
>ate some hungarian lecso
>started drinking beer
>started drinking vodka
>watched new top gear
>it sucked
>drinking moar alcohol
>it's 3:22
>still drinking vodka
>turn 21 in a couple months
>no money at all
>never had a job
>never had a gf
That's still university age. Aren't you going to university? Did you drop out? Did you ever start uni?
no gf situation becomes exponentially more hopeless when you go back home after uni and aren't be put near girls your age most days.
>>28913792
dropped out ye
>>28913760
Maybe, like, get a job
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