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>"KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK"
>"mommy where are my chicken tendies
>"fucking women REEEEEEEE"
>"poo poo pee pee"
So /robots/, how do you do it? How do you live each day as as you do? It can't be easy to be the degenerates you are, living off welfare for autism.
You isolate yourself from society and claim that you've been shunned by the normies, you make yourselves as repulsive as possible so that women will reject you and you can play the victim after. It must be a very hard life for you, to be the way you are and both idolizing and hating this entity you call Chad, who only exists in your minds. How do you do it?
>>28909988
your filename implies this is a rare pepe but we both know thats not true
>>28909988
>How do you do it?
music all day erry day
makes everythang better
>>28910063
Got too many rare pepes, friendo. Sorry to have triggered you because I got the pepe standard wrong according to your opinions
well i need escortbro he post the 10th thread already? i only read till the one with apologise for over reacting.
>>28909978
bump.
Scortbro, we want to keep up with your story. We care about you.
Also, someone please post the escort backlog for this man.Although you could just ctrl f "escort" in the archive to get to day, but whatever
>>28909978
Thread 1: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 2: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 3: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 4: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
Thread 5: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28634920/
Thread 6: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400/
Thread 7: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28745482/
Thread 8: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28798775/
Thread 9: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28821140/
>inb4 muted for unorginial
>>28909978
bumperino againino.
Last message was received on Friday night?
Something I said? Or did someone get in there before me?
I'm half convinced that sometimes my messages never reach the recipient, or I don't receive there messages. I was wondering whether you guys thought it was worth following up or point out where I done goofed
just shoot her a "hey what's up?"
>>28909976
>But you've got me there at pizza and cuddles though ! xx
Jesus fucking christ, OP. Is she the woman in this exchange, or are you?
>>28910019
How about:
"So how about you give me your number so we can do something soonish?"
>tfw no pectus excavatum bf
I admire your dedication. Have a good day.
pectus excavatum
a common congenital deformity of the anterior wall of the chest, in which several ribs and the sternum grow abnormally, producing a caved-in or sunken appearance of the chest
>>28909958
Fuck, actually has this.
Is it supposed to be a fetish to some people?
There are boys like these that would treat you with the respect women are lacking.
They are gay and single!
where?
I want a femboy to dominate me senpai
But are there boys like those in real life who will look like that when they turn 30?
>>28909999
WOW
You did maximum damage!
Well, there are some really hot femboys in femgen on lgbt. But I've allready claimed the best one!
who /r9k/ here?
Nobody here but the two of us now.
Feelivery guy here.
here
When will faggots leave our board?
http://www.goosereport.com/entertainment/17-stars-without-makeup
Why is this allowed?
It's even worse how samey they look with makeup on.
reminder,these are the same women that'll reject any men lesser than a 7
>>28909899
they look cuter w/o the amkeup, not even whiteknighting. the only thing wrong is their skin/acne blemishes. if they did treatments and cleared that up theyd be cute naturally
Worst thing is you can't even express a preference for women without makeup any more without being jumped on by every raving feminist in the vicinity.
It is now apparently considered "sexist" and "controlling" to prefer women with no/minimal makeup over women with heavy makeup.
who /hikki/ here?
What was the last time you left your home?
how many times you go outside in a week?
When did you start your hikki lifestyle?
Did you start this thread because you saw my /hikkikomori/ one I made a few days ago?
>>28910379
no
55555
>>28910449
I made it because I want to be hikki in like a few months. I'm preparing for it, moving out and such. Do you want to be one?
>you blend in perfectly with gayposters and cuteposters
>you're actually a girl
>>28909791
delet this now pls
>>28909791
Well duh, we're all girls. Did you think we were just acting like gay boys for fun?
I don't see how this is a problem, OP.
Also,go away, you stupid chaikaposter.
I need help, robots.
I don't know how to walk, and everyone says that I look silly.
I don't move my arms at the same pace as my legs and I should move them more. Also, I am always too curved or too chest out.
I think that I look like a retard when I walk.
Now I've been trying and I've found a perfect upright posture, but I don't know if I will actually walk like that or if I will forget and go on walking like a retard.
I am also chubby and weak, but I have a good body shape and a good face (but I have a jew nose). Pic is me with a lot of awesome effects and nazi photoshop.
My social skills get better or worse depending on the moment, but normally I don't talk too much unless I am talking with a friend or with someone that I know is more beta than me.
I almost never go full autist, but when I do it, I spill radioactive autism.
I think I'm not too bad, and I've almost overcome my low self confidence problem.
Any tips from a walker master?
And how do I lose weight and gain muscle?
Thanks robots.
I used to run like a retard and became super self conscious about it and would try out different techniques. (protip: don't run with your hands in your pockets)
once you figure something out just be hyper aware of your body and what you're doing until it comes naturally
>>28909922
I'll try that, but I'm afraid that if I try to force it too much I will look like a (even more) retard.
OP here again.
The funny thing about this is that I used to walk super curved and always looking to the floor.
I became self aware of my body and I tried to solve it by forcing a better posture, but I ended up exaggerating it and now my spine forms a C with my ass.
A week ago I tried to walk better again and I ended up walking curved (less than before but still curved).
I hope it works now.
all I care about is smoking weed
same
hate being sober
I miss quentin
me too senpai
my dealer is a fucking dick legalization when
Who /too pathetic even for 4chan/ here?
>never win arguments
>always close the thread when I inevitably get BTFO
>have never made any good OC even though you've tried
>/v/ is better than you at vidya, /tv/ knows more about films than you, and so on
>always kill threads because your posts are so shit
>no thread you make reaches over 100 posts
We can make it op I believe in you! To 100!!
>>28909627
OP! OP! OP!CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG
>boards gain popularity in odd cycles and then die after it becomes flooded with faggot newfags and Normies
>Always seems like I arrive there and after a week the fun ends
>Started with /v/
> and then gg happened
>Come to /r9k/ In the golden age until suddenly the pepe market starts to attract the most disgusting Normies ever possibly conceived
>Leave to /pol/ because of Canadian election
>Have fun
>Suddenly Trump happens
>Best thing ever for the first 4 months
>Now /pol/ has been so badly compromised that it has become a literal news platform for fox and CNN using fear mongering and propaganda that breeds powerlessness within the mind.
>Coming back home here and femfucks are actually bored of coming here and not miss are 2/10 in a thread
Honestly I'm just glad to be back. Please let this stay like it is.
I haven't seen a good greentext thread in ages so let's start one
>Afew years ago
>At anime convention that I got dragged along to
>Everything goes fairly well
>An hour in and shit gets weird
>Like really weird
>Convention staff start telling younger attendees to leave
>I walk into the bathroom at this point and come out afew minutes later
>All the weaboo kids are gone and there's nothing but 1/10 tumblr looking girls everywhere in shitty cosplay
>Afew beta looking guys as well
>Friends have all left so I start to head for the exit
>Hear a sound that legit startled me
>A skeleton of a man is balls deep in a 400lb whale, the sound I heard was her panting
>"Hormmm.....Hormmmmm....Hormmmm..."
>Everyone is egging the guy on
>I realise what's happening, I'm in a weaboo orgy
>mfw
>Try not to throw up as she flops around on the floor
>It smells like she hasn't bathed in several decades
>Throw up in my mouth
>Book it to the exit
>Attendees are all fucking the nearest living thing that doesn't have standards or self control
>Make it out into the main entrance
>Get out into the parking lot
>Sit in car and try to comprehend what I just saw
>Drive home and text friend
>He said he didn't know it was an orgy meet up
>Delete his contact for a while
>Can't watch anime to this day
>>28909564
FUCK THE ROBOT
COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE R9K
>>28909564
an all time favorite of mine
My all-time favourite, right from /b/.
Enjoy.
Has there been any dialogue yet about the fact that this is the cultural appropriation of male culture?
>>28909555
Damn, what is with r9k today?
Nobody's even going to check these trip 5s?
>>28909555
Even normies hate this movie.
>>28909555
>2016
>caring about a dead series
Also, the Ghostbusters comics had women as the protagonist for years
LOOK AT MY ASS ANON
LOOK AT IT
>>28909505
Why do women always take pictures in this pose?
Wouldn't let me post a picture without text.
>>28909542
Because her ass has more worth than whatever degree she just got.
Any man will hire her just so they can look at a fat ass all day at work
