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>feel like shit all day
>wander around town at 1AM
>come back at 3AM
>cry self to sleep
>wake up
>feel like shit all day
WHEN WILL IT END
damn, that image just fucked my day, and I'm not even some animal-rights fag
I mean, look at him.
Fuck
>>28908819
When you, first of all, stop going to bed at 3 am.
>>28908885
You hear about that gorilla that was shot dead because some kid fell into his area and the gorilla was holding onto the kid and shit?
He just wanted to live his gorilla-life.
Feels bad, man.
who /prematurebalding/ here?
I'm only 18 and my hairline is pretty much pic related.
What did i do to deserve this?
The pain of balding when you're young is something that people with the luxury of having hair will never understand.
Its kind of like the difference between looking at gorillas through a glass window in a zoo and being right up next to them where they can crush your head if they wanted to. People will never understand the truly visceral horror of it unless they experience it for themselves. Until then, they'll just say dumb bullshit like "shave it off bro."
It is the worst possible thing ever. I'd honestly rather have lost a limb than my hair.
>start balding
>take finasteride
>stop balding
this was 2 years ago, it's really that easy
you might be too young for it tho but then again balding at 18 is very rare
>>28909342
Hair is something guys don't realize is so important until you lose it. People have no fucking idea. It would be like telling a woman to cut one of her tits off.
Anyone else feels the way they use a pc is different from normies? Like, I don`t feel like I just see the text I typed when shitposting, but more like I switched to expressing myself in a new world, that consists of everything that isn`t in the real world.
Does that make sense to anyone?
I know how you feel OP. I think that the natural reaction any normie would have towards seeing this board would be disgust and confusion, but I relate too much to the people here to stop after six years of surfing /r9k/
ik what you mean.
I literally know multiple software engineers that can't be bothered to install adblock.
that and growing up on the computer this is a medium of expression not really a device.
The major difference that I didn't notice at first but a friend did is that anormies typically sit hunched over, with their left fingers hovering the keyboard and their right on the mouse, because of gaming. Watch the normies around you, they don't do that.
It's the day of retribution, Elliot is so close to killing his roommates and going past the point of no return.
But he just can't do it, so he grabs a vanilla latte, takes a drive over to the golf course and watches the sunset. He finally decides to abandon the plan for good.
Where would Elliot be today, 2 years on if he hadn't gone through with it?
Probably at work or something.
Married to a blonde Stacy
Alone, without any friends. With a shitty job, and thinking everyday "if I just to that, then I can get a Stacy". Elliot was prob a 5 lookswise. But he did have a shitty personality. I'm also guessing he was bipolar. But I do feel bad for Elliot, even though he was born with more opportunities than most people.
20:th brithday today, feels thread: 'im still young and have a whole life ahead of me' bullcrap edition!
I unironicly get angry when people start spouting this shit.
I have a shitty job, still living with my parents
Im short
Im ugly
Im drunk
Anyone in the same situation, older people are welcome too, but no 'the world is your oyster' shit tho.
still op here responding to myself because i need to look like im busy.
>be me
>travel across europe to meet chick
>literally no money left
>buy chick a gift
>"that's really sweet of you anon"
>things move on, we head to my apartment in my hotel.
>get busy
>cuddle
>im sorry anon im still not over my ex
>leaving tomorrow, in the hotel bar as im writing this.
I mean, she OBVIOUSLY knows what im after, why the fuck does bitches lead you on??
>>28908830
that's what you get for being a dumb normalfag. Who are you to complain about the 'the world is your oyster' crap? You have a job and meet girls, the world IS your oyster
>>28909017
Oh shiet, i never tought about that! Yeah mate, lemme just fix my face and height and get a job that actually requires some skill that i don't have, then i'll meet chicks who aren't 3/10's wich are all on the rebound from their chad ex-bf's.
Man fuck you, nigga.
How does it feel to have a 5-6 figure student loan that you'll be spending the rest of your life paying back?
TFW my grandparents gifted me a 5-6 figured amount AND education is free in my country. Feels good man.
>>28908706
Same... except my psycho mom stole it when I moved out 'because it was always her money'
>>28908685
>He only makes the minimum payment
Retard.
I think of switching from /b/ to /r9K/ is it better?
Everybody grows out of /b/ eventually. /r9k/ has no topic but the general group-think of this board is self pity and depression, it you're into that then sure; if not you should consider another board as this one is just toxic with negativity
>>28908589
Yes, million times. Less trash, less porn, more centered towards general robot audience, no chaos.
>>28908589
GET THE FUCK OOUT NORMAL FAG REEE FUCKING NOREMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEE REER GET GOUT GET OUT GET OUT NORMANS
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>pic related, le mad monkey spunge
>Hey anon! What's the capital of Thailand?
b-bangcock
>>28908581
HitPenis
nigga I don't know that shit!
I'm keepin it real!
I have an /r9k/ bf, he's nice to me and I love him a lot! I want to be with him forever! I'm so happy!
Online or in real life?
>>28908577
>r9k bf
>nice
Probably just found a normie
>>28908582
Real life
Oregano
Girls post pictures of girls you wish you looked like
>>28908509
insert mute-avoiding text
Can't wait to see this shit show.
>>28908509
Jaroslava Schallerova.
>blacks make up 13-15% of American population
>everywhere i go i see 8+ blacks and 4 whites at most
how is that statistic even possible?
>inb4 where do you live?
i've been to multiple states and its the same.
Blacks are more comfortable in public spaces.
>>28908508
>public schools
aparently this isnt organo
>>28908508
This. I believe the statistics must be faked so they may appear as just a "minority".
I feel like nothing matters. Not in the edgy "lets go on a shooting spree and become an hero" kind of way, but in the kind of way that makes me unable to pick a side in whatever issue arises. This makes me completely lazy and reluctant to do anything productive, but I still want to become a respectable person and have a good life and shit.
What do?
>>28908484
>What do?
kys. pic strongly related
>>28908484
>nihilism
why even when hedonism is an option?
>>28908484
educate yourself and get money
>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?
i really don't understand how these exist, because i am, and have always been, a serious fat fuck. and i'm not one of those memeing skellies that's 6'2 and 100 pounds and is """fat""" i'm FAT, about 280 at 5'10 (19) and have been around there for years. i have horrible acne all over the place, and with translucent pale white skin. i'm basically a monster. but i've never dated a girl over 120 pounds, my first kiss was at 14, and i'm not a virgin.
i'm literally a subhuman and lost my virginity at 18 (to anothe virgin, something i wouldn't have accepted anything but), so i really don't understand how old virgins even happen, how bad can you be for it to be possible?
I'm a big fat asshole and I've been with 30 people
23 and I stopped caring about 2 years ago, and I have gone so long living single I don't see a reason why I should change my life to introduce a woman into it. I'm actually content with tfwnogf
>at family party
>cant connect or socialize with anyone
>they taunt me with shit like "you're finally out of your dungeon, come talk to us! hehehe"
I envy being alone instead of being dependent on family
Rheeeeee bump
>>28908298
>has a family
>they actually talk to each other
wow, how tragic for you OP...
>girl invites me to pool with her
>she spends the whole time talking to her friends while occasionally acknowledging me
Jesus
I'm still just awkwardly sitting near them on my phone struggling to look busy
Just fuck my shit up
Good fucking lord what do I do?!
I can't start up a decent conversation and there's no chance in hell they will either
If they approach you, talk about something that you're really really invested in that ISNT autistic.
i.e. a movie, a hobby.
She invited you that either means:
>shes being nice
or
>she wants you
Figure it out.
