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Is it possible to renounce a fetish? To make it seem unappealing to our brain? Or does it just get worse at time progresses?
are you a pedo or something?
>>28912847
No, im into really gross stuff, and i know its disgusting, and i want to wipe its appeal from my brain.
See the Treatments section of this article:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/conditions/fetishism
I'm gonna make weed brownies in an hour in my friend's apartment. How do we do this while hiding the smell as much as possible? Any tips? Should I open the window before or after I make the cannabutter?
do it in yours you filthy troglodyte
>>28912861
Thanks for your wisdom, anon
It makes an incredible smell. You basically slow roast the weed. A fan by the stove might help disperse the smell a bit.
Need to blow some steam.
>upload a photo from a surf session with friends
>suddenly every female I exchanged words with in the last year comments on it
>hate them all except one girl who I haven't talked to since high school
>"anon you surf? We should go together sometime"
>a month later I take her with me
>most fun I had in some time now, we talked a lot, had good fun
>sea was stormy, got pretty deep and her leash snapped and the board washed to shore
>"I'm drowning!"
>suddenly become THE HOFF, throw my board to her so she can grab onto it, help her swim to shore, took us about 15 minutes of swimming
>keeps telling me non-stop about how I saved her
>surfed for about 2 hours more, she was smiling non-stop, complimenting me every chance she got about the most little things
>talked about how fun it was, how were gonna do it again
>after a week, I ask if she wants to go again
>"sure, yeah"
>decide we should go on Saturday morning
>friday evening, I send her a massage asking her what time is good for her
>no response
>saturday morning, send her another massage
>no response
>go anyway with friends
>4pm, "Sorry drank a little yesterday"
>wrote "I realised you weren't coming when you didn't answer, went with some friends anyway"
>no response
I honestly don't give a shit about women anymore, I wasn't even trying to hit on her, yet I got stood up and blown off.
Did I do something wrong? I just wanted a friend to surf with.
>>28912768
Honestly, no idea dude...
>>28912768
Women are the worst at responding to messages/txts. It's not even a personal thing, 99% of them are just total shit at it.
Dont worry about it she probably drank too much and forgot its no big. If it happens frequently though that may be a problem. Dont look too much into 1 incident
Why doesn't /r9k/ like libertarianism? It's the only system that allows individuals to express themselves and provide maximum freedom.
>>28912747
>maximum freedom for corporations and rosaries to cuck you
>>28912838
That's corporatism, not capitalism.
>>28912747
I like free healthcare.
So did you guys make it in?
Yes, easily.
No, it doesn't mean you're beautiful.
yes, with this photo.
you just have to take a great hoto if you're not totally ugly.
I'm like a 6 in real life.
>>28912702
>Implying it doesn't
Anon, please.
Any other robots play free cities? How much of a sick fuck are you?
Personally I make a point of being as misogynistic as possible, my arcology only makes money off of fuckcow dairy products, I lobotomize all of my slaves and hook them up to industrial milkers immediately with a few exceptions. I throw all of the members of the daughters of liberty in the glory hole arcade and don't mindbreak them first so they can be broken by an endless chain of cocks and electroshock torture. I love the new feature that lets you turn the completely ruined ones into biological sex dolls.
I fill my club with stupid women who love humiliation and cover them with degrading tattoos and have a few amputees in there too. I don't bother with building a brothel, paying for sex is beta as fuck and shouldn't be encouraged in my arcology.
My 'lead' slaves are all are masculine and I don't do sex events with them, body guard is trained in pit fights with the random sluts the recruiter finds for me. He rapes them then executes them. I usually give my head 'girl' an amputee fucktoy pet.
The servant's quarters are full of mediocre sluts that I didn't bother to turn into cows or fucksluts in the club. Instead they carefully work trying not to raise my ire, because I make sure at least one slave a week dies in a pit fight and these ones are the least valuable.
The only undamaged females I keep are in my harem, and most of them are carefully selected from only the most intelligent, youngest and most obedient stock. I keep them constantly pregnant.
http://www.tfgamessite.com/index.php?module=viewgame&id=751
seriously why do I never see robots talking about this, this game is basically Elliot Rodgers' utopian vision of sex in the future.
This sounds great
Link pls?
>>28912774
Okay, what the fuck? This is a text-only game built with Twine and the author even fucking exports it as HTML, but I have to download instead of playing it online?
I finally want to go get a suiting job, tried multiple cashier Jobs but it always gets down to me having to Smile more and not be so quiet.
Ive tried long enough to have some shitty normal job but the only problem always is my assburgers.
Are there any acceptable jobs for introverted people?
>>28912385
game designer
>>28912385
Accountancy, engineering, programming, industrial design, architecture, notary, etc. seem to be the most suitable careers for robots.
Next year I'll get into the uni and I'm looking for ways to avoid dropping my spaghetti since I'm extremely introverted and shy in the real world.
Fuck this gay and normie earth.
>>28912582
and how do you think I could achieve getting such jobs? as a robot I have fucked up grades and I obviously am too autistic to talk myself into one of those jobs.
time for suicide
Who else here /big guy/
>>28912383
you have sticks for arms and still have tits
how
>>28912436
Hrt is the answer friend
>>28912383
You got to do lots of chin ups, that will get you big biceps and big lats. Also you are of a later development such as myself and you can't expect to be a big guy just yet.
>be me, earlier today
>accidentally pop right ear while scratching itch inside my ear
>no blood, no pain, just a dull feeling and slight muffling of any sound in that ear
>"oh well, shit usually goes away on its own"
>4 hours pass, no change, start to get worried
>try everything on google
>blinking, tilting head, chewing gum, sucking on candy, burps/yawns do nothing
>head to work
>need my hearing to take calls and talk to customers
>I close tonight
>every swallow or yawn now makes my ear hurt, making me wince
>now I can't fucking hear in my right ear
Did I just make myself deaf in one ear? I'm actually kinda concerned
but not enough to see a doctor? you deserve it
>>28912439
This.
If you're worried then Go. To. A. Doctor.
Chances are your ear is clogged with wax. You're gonna have to buy one of those kits or go to a doctor. Make sure to cook the water, if you're gonna pour it in your ear. So you don't pour bacteria into your ear that can kill you.
Over recent weeks I have posted a bunch of threads about myself and a girl named Marina who I met and then got to know. I haven't posted anything like an update in recent days but I saw a thread earlier about me so I will post below what is going on if anybody cares to know.
>>28912265
YES!
Please proceed.
>>28912265
For anyone willing to know what this is all about, here's the backlog:
Thread 1: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 2: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 3: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 4: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
Thread 5: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28634920/
Thread 6: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400/
Thread 7: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28745482/
Thread 8: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28798775/
Thread 9: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28821140/
I'm bumping this shit.
Who here /recovering extrovert/?
In light of recent events, I'm done. No longer will I be an introvert. I'm going to drop the silent, shy, and quiet act, and start speaking my mind. I don't care what people think, I'll do what I need to get what I want. It would be a shame to let my personality be confined to online interaction, so it's time to get out there and show everyone what I can do.
I'll reap the fruit of my labors, and prove to myself that change was necessary.
>just b urself
You're right, that's what I'm going to do. I'm not some soft-spoken autist, I'm a fresh and ready guy. Not only will I be helping myself, but I'll be helping everyone around me, for this is all for the better. I'll still hold my right vs wrong complex, but if something needs to be said? It's going to be said.
And no one's going to stop me.
Go out and win anon
>>28912255
whatever you do doesnt matter
void wins
>fresh and ready guy
Best of luck to you.
Robot, shares your images that they make you feel comfy or that give to you feels
I need to overcome myself.But i can't
I approve this thread
Deus Vult.
bumpin with comfy goodness
>Watch Lera and Katjx since they were cute little lolis
>They're turning into full Stacies
Is this like what being a father is like?
yes, it must be terrible
>>28912203
>Popular
>rich enough to live in Switzerland
>cute
Must be living the high life.
>>28912142
Being a father is like setting yourself for long-term cuckolding that lasts you whole life.
>born with herpes
>born with stage 5 anal aids
>born with a bullet already inside my head
thanks dad..
>born with the uncontrollable urge to make pointless threads
>be op
Should i get back into Warhammering?
its a little bit of money, but its a great relaxation and creative outlet
do you warhammer /r9k/?
>>28912083
I used to have that box of spooksters when I used to collect Warhammer
>new warhammer vidya
>NO NEW WORLD AS USUAL
>NO LIZARD MEN
FUCK YOU SEGA/GW PANDER TO MY TASTES!
>>28912083
I used to 40k, definitely good fun to build and paint.
Shit's damn expensive though.
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