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No that kid thread? That kid thread.
>that kid who ran like naruto/sonic
>that kid whose "dad works for nintendo"
>that fat kid
>that ugly kid
>that kid whose lego creations were horrible
>that kid with the flame shirt
>that kid with a suit and/or briefcase
>that kid with one or more costumes
>that kid who hit puberty early
>that kid who hit puberty late
>that kid who start that kid threads
>that kid who replies in them
>that kid who smelled bad
>that kid who was great at everything but also had a nice personality so you really couldn't hate him/her
>that horse girl
>that dinosaur boy
>that girl who would sing disney songs, sometimes even in the middle of class
>that kid who was teacher's favorite and could get away with anything
>that kid who was teacher's unfavorite and got blamed for things he wasn't even involved in
>that kid who just disappeared
>that kid who ate lunch in toilets
>that kid who killed himself/herself
>that new kid
>that autistic kid who would do all kinds of cringeworthy stuff
>that somewhat nice girl who became a turbo-Stacy in puberty
>that incredibly innocent girl who later suddenly turned into a complete opposite
>that kid who couldn't even say the mildest curse words at first but by the time school was over he had become the most vulgar kid in his class
>>28915072
You're supposed to list things that /you/ did, you dolt. Robots were "that" kid.
>>28915127
>that kid who just cut and paste this list from another thread because he was too lazy to write an original post
>>28915072
>That kid who became an "honorary" captain in cross country for having aspergers
Got tomorrow off because of memorial day. what is everyone drinking? I am drinking pic related. I am watching some tv too. What everyone doing tonight?
>>28914979
Some Guinness Foreign Extra.
Objectively the best stout. I don't want to hear any whining from craftbrew fags, why don't you marry your local brewer if you love him so much?
>>28914979
>American Canadian whisky
Gross
I work 11pm to 730 am but going to make a martini and eggs for breakfast then nap. Then beer all day.
I shoved it up my ass and now I have herpes
hope you bought your own now idiot
>>28914861
That's going to be awkward to explain
the only solution is to get aids and give it to your sister
>want to design a game
>can't code worth a damn
>don't know anyone who can code
>don't have any money
Who else got this feels right here
You clearly have internet access.
Why don't you use that instead of making excuses?
>>28914754
Learn to code mate, I did it in high school when I was writing macros for runescape in 04-07ish.
>>28914754
>My game would be like XXX meets ZZZ and would have elements from YYYY
Is this how you think you would "design" a game?
> mfw black girls think just because I'm a lonely virgin that I'll date them.
When will black girls learn, I'd rather be an indian manlet than date a black chick.
>>28914711
Im on the same boat as you, but i will never be an Indian manlet. Literally none will date you because short people are usually considered to be in a lower kast.
But ya, i won't date a black girl.
>tfw manlets of all races think that just because I'm a tall-ish black girl I must be disgusted by their existence
>tfw actually find them qt if they dress nice and have weird taste in music
just fuck me up fampai
>>28914711
As a black girl I'd rather die alone than date an Indian man
is it worth getting a diagnosis for assburgers?
I'm like 90% sure I have it
I'm not sure whether confirmation would be a good thing or a bad thing though. But it would be nice to have a reason why I find life 100x harder than most people
>>28914688
I am pretty sure that I have it too. Both my parents have suggested that I have it at different points in my life when I lived with each.
My perspective is - I don't want to know, I don't care.
Do you have an obsessive interest?
>>28914824
>Do you have an obsessive interest?
not particularly one thing. I have many interests but I can get very obsessive about one thing for a week or two then completely forget about it. Especially video games. Which is what I do 75% of the time. Or some specific subject that I just watch on youtube over and over again. I guess I'd say I constantly go from one funk to the other.
I rarely leave my room except to occasionally go to the gym or for a walk. I have very little desire to interact socially or get a girlfriend.
All my days are pretty much similar. I don't like when I can't have 100% control over what I'm doing or my environment.
>>28914688
>>28914824
>>28914926
Same boat as you guys, though I tend to lean more towards OP in terms of actually wanting to know.
Mostly so, in the case I get a positive diagnosis for it, I can say I actually have it instead of self-diagnosing over the internet like some Tumblroid. There might be some fringe benefits in there as well, but none that come to mind that couldn't be reaped already as a non-diagnosed individual.tfw the only special-snowflake mental disease I've ever specifically been suspected of is ADHD, which was tested for and disproven a long time ago during my prepubescence
>wasted my teen years
>already wasted the best of my adult years
>things don't seem to be getting better anytime soon
>the only times I care is when I'm tired or hungover
>months of feeling numb at a time
>my parents will die and I will have completely failed them
>they always thought I would snap out of it but I never did
What a miserable pitiful existence.
>>28914676
same here anon
at least when my parents die I'll be able to off myself without anyone caring.
can't wait to get some drugs in my system so I can forget about this.
withdrawl is a bitch. don't get into drugs kids. saveyourself the truoble, if you're headed down a road you know the ending of, take the fast lane and end it quick. it doesn't get better
how old are you OP?
>tfw going to be a wizard in 4 years
>>28914676
I'm going to bed but fuck man you described my life.
I'm 30 now and the best part of my life is over, my whole body already hurts, never had a gf. I want to die.
Would you ever suck a cock, /r9k/?
>>28914673
yes
and i have
it's fine
>>28914673
YOU BASTARDS,YOU STARTED A WAR YOU CANT WIN
Already have, and would again
>your life would improve significantly if you stopped playing videogames
Prove me wrong
Well yeah OP, ofc it would.. because i would end it the same fucking day.
Depends on what you think improvement is. I enjoy playing vidya so cutting them from my life would definitely not improve my life in that sense. I would be more productive though so I guess my life would be improved in that way, but I personally value happiness over productiveness.
>>28914631
I'd probably just masturbate more often or watch more twitch. So, if anything, not playing video games would decrease the quality of my life.
Does anyone still like post punk music? I was wondering because I'm very much into it.
I'm talking about bands like Sisters of Mercy and The Cure.
I was hoping I wouldn't put off anyone guy or girl with my musical interests.
Furthermore, what is the most normal music genre.
everyone likes post punk. it used to be edgy and weird 30+ years ago, but now it's hardcore normie.
pop music will always be the most normie music, but what's pop, or popular, changes year to year and decade to decade. whatever taylor swift is is normie music.
>>28914599
I hate pop punk shit
I rarely ever post here but that OP pic was too good.
>YOU CAN ME MY
>MY SUMMER LOVER
>>28914978
be*
fuggidi
>Be heavily depressed for whole life, reach 25
>Be in depression help group where we go and talk about why we hate life together
>Always sit next to this 6'6+ girl, very tall, not super model but shes decent(I really like tall girls, and am into giantesses)
>We talk about how we feel, get to know her as a friend, we play some games online together eventually
>Start getting really close
>She gets flirty, we get together, Im a manlet and Im surprised as hell she'd even want to be with me
>We don't do anything too intimate because Im too shy, she's always really suggestive and kind of pushing for me to go into sex
>she invites me over, we sit and watch some shitty documentary on her TV
>She sits there and starts talking about kinky stuff, asks what Im into
>"Uhm, uh, I really like... tall girls, like you, uh"
>She says she likes to feel tall, giant compared to others
>She starts talking about how she wishes she could be even taller, starts going into detail about growing and all the things she'd do as a giant
>Theres a pillow on her lap, she has a hand under it, its moving and I can hear faint noises
>Shes masturbating right in front of me and looking at me suggestively
>I do nothing and be a sperg and pretend it isn't happening
>eventually go home, we talk casually with no kinky stuff for a few days, she invites me over again
CONT.
>she looks taller than normal, notice shes wearing platform shoes
>She grabs my arm and takes me into her room and doesnt say anything
>shuts the door, turns the lock, and places her back to it and holds me in front of her, leaning down as she starts taking off her shirt, kissing me
>"Take off your clothes"
>I cant even words
>she starts taking my clothes off for me, I do nothing, she gets on her knees to take my pants off, presses her head against my dick then takes my underwear off
>she grabs my arm again, pulls me onto bed and positions me on top of her, Im mumbling the whole time
>she starts making me thrust into her using her hands, I start doing it on my own, she starts mumbling under her breath about how big she is "Im so big"
>I start getting past my shyness, I start making comments about how big she is, she grabs my head and puts it under her chin
>"Don't stop, keep talking, tell me how much bigger I am then you"
>Feel the pleasure reaching its critical point, about to cum
>wake up
>realize Im forever alone with on tall GF
TFW NO TALL GF REEE
Damn dude you're beta
lol
YFW no tall GF
Hi /r9k/ I am a small business owner. The bank has been closed for the past two days, so I have been unable to make a deposit. You are all welcome to ask me questions, but if you fall into one of these catagories, please offer a answer, as I am interested.
>Neets
Why don't you guys like to work? Why do you think you are less free when you have a job?
>Autists
What is stopping you from picking up a few books on how to read social queues, and signs, so that you can better yourself?
>>28914486
> Why don't you guys like to work?
Because it generally sucks
>Why do you think you are less free when you have a job?
Because you literally are. You waste half of your life on that shit
> What is stopping you from picking up a few books on how to read social queues, and signs, so that you can better yourself?
Because it doesn't work that easily. It's obvious you're just faking being normal and it comes off really weird.
>>28914486
>What is stopping you from picking up a few books on how to read social queues, and signs, so that you can better yourself?
laziness and a lack of desire to interact with normies more than necessary
what kind of business do you own?
its more difficult than you think . i only get shitty jobs i cant do bc of autism .
but what about you , what kind of store do you have. what you sell/service.
is it hard to begin your own shit.
what happened to the
>bully/asshole
>slut
>weird kid
>smartest kid/valedictorian
>>28914381
BUMPING GGGGGGGGR
>>28914381
>bully/asshole
Dropped out of college to party (His FB at the time said to "explore life") and works at dispensory now and posts all the raves he goes to. He wasn't my bully but whatever he seems happy
>slut
Single mother with a worthless art degree
>weird kid
Turned out to be a genderfluid furry (What a surprise............) and works as "janitor at goodwill" according to his FB
>smartest kid/valedictorian
She's an 8th grade teacher at some no-name private school. She wanted to be a teacher so I guess it worked out. She was a stuck up bitch though
I graduated 5 years ago so I had a pretty hard time remembering people from high school. I forget this board is nu-highschool now
>>28914552
The 2nd place valedictorian (don't care enough to look up to real word) who was my friend in high school now has long hair (but balding), and by briefly browsing through his FB turned into a MGTOW loser
MY LORDS,I NEED YOUR FORCES FOR A PREEMPRTIVE STRIKE AGAINST LGBT COMMUNITY ON 4CHAN >>>/lgbt/6289489 FOR GLORY AND BETA MANLINESS
WE POST NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IMAGES IN EVERY MAJOR THREAD THEY HAVE.WE NEED TO DAMAGE THEIR INDUSTRIAL CAPACITY
Haha, joke's on you, fag. I post traps and boipussy on /r9k/ all the time and I'm not even from /lgbt/.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ENEMY(STILL I COULD USE YOUR SKILLS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED)
What would you rate this chick?
>>28913677
>non-natural hair color
0/10
>>28913677
Attentionwhore/10
Bloxx
She's clearly an alt girl model who probably doesnt even operate.
3/10
