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Robots I successfully escaped my parents house almost 3 years ago and have almost finished my MBA.
While at my parents this weekend my mom told me that she was moving 600 miles away and that I could move back home with my roommate essentially being my neet weeb brother.
My question is while I save up post grad is it pathetic to move into your parent's house even if they are never there? For fembots is it a turnoff? I'm 27 btw.
You're a normalfag, nobody cares.
What does your brother think about it?
>>28920913
He's a neet so if I give him the basement with his manga and vidya I think he'll be OK with it
>tfw no tomboy girlfriend
>skipping rocks
>she changes out of her elegant clothing she was forced to wear and puts on some overalls and and a wife beater
>she runs around in bare feet through the grass chasing rabbits
>gets muddy
>catches a toad and it pisses on her
>>28920835
Overalls bro?
Sounds like you're looking for a boyfriend, faggot
>she gets embarrassed when people suggest you'll get married and says ewwww
>beats you in basketball
>swims faster than you and play drowns you
>cuts up her knees and shine but keeps going
>gets chiggers on her pants
>tfw no gun to end your suffering as quickly as possible
>>28920798
Literally just go to a gun store and buy one?
>>28920811
I'm ausfag and it's not an option
>>28920811
this americuck baka we dont have those privileges in the real world, not OP but know OP's feels o2well
>Just get some hobbies, bro! It's easy to make friends if you have a hobby!
I hear this sagely advice everywhere and it just doesn't make sense to me. I need to rant.
Am I supposed to fucking force myself to enjoy things I don't like in order to form a so-called social circle of people who may or may not actually like me due to stunted social skills?
Plus, if there were group-focused hobbies I enjoyed, wouldn't I have already been participating in them up until now?
People do what they naturally enjoy, right? I happened to enjoy single-player video games, reading books, and browsing the Internet as a child, so that's what I feel comfortable doing as an adult. This seems logical to me.
But I guess I just chose wrong as a child despite my progressive-minded parents allowing me to do what I wish with my free time. My freedom in my youth led to self-imprisonment as an adult.
It feels like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place. Either I force myself to awkwardly interact with others in an activity I know I won't enjoy in order to satisfy the human need to form social bonds, or I stay put in my comfortable self-formed prison and try to convince myself that video games/internet/books will mitigate the existential dread I feel every day and every night.
The anti-depressants and therapy sessions do nothing for me because I feel like I've thought everything through to their logical ends, which have no satisfying solutions at them.
It's just not fair, robots. I can't win in this life.
just get a dog breh:^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))
>>28920958
I have two cats and they do keep me company to an extent, but psychologically the human mind still craves interaction with other humans, even if the owner of said mind is not properly equipped to do so.
>>28921141
You know. To walk it. Take it to the park.
I am mocking normies, I have heard that suggestion before.
>ywn have a cute gamer/otaku gf
Why fucking live?
>>28920773
literally all i want is a nerdy loser gf
>>28920773
>>28920820
They're too busy lusting after Chad even though his standards are too high for them. Kek.
>wanting a "gamer"/otaku gf
shiggy
>Step-Daughter got herself a tattoo this weekend
How do we stop women from becoming whores? No man will want to marry her if she continues behavior like this.
somebody's being a shitty stepdad
>>28920703
Make her suck your dick
Have her get a tattoo of this
Can someone rec me a movie? I'll delete the thread once I get a good rec thanks
>>28920663
You've given us absolutely nothing to go off of. Go fuck yourself
You got a particular genre or time/era or something?
I saw Blue Ruin recently and it was fantastic
>>28920663
spanking the monkey
enjoy the faps
There is a black man fucking the girl you love right now.
>>28920658
Where did you come up with this information? What if I don't love anyone?
get out of my life
>>28920658
Joke's on you I don't love ANYONE
>tfw only child
Why is this allowed. Why is it not government mandated to have at least 2 children, if not none?
>>28920632
yes this is a shitty way to grow up
did you at least have two parents?
I was stuck with my single mom
life sucks
having siblings sucked. my brother was awful to me growing up, he's not anymore but now we just don't speak.
>>28922734
This. My older brother used to bully me, but he always got away with it, probably because my parents knew that I was the special needs child that would end up as a useless ugly autist on state neetbux and he the successful one.
fembot here
been feeling lonely and need someone to talk to
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253
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call me or text me
Fake and gay.
Post your Skype instead.
>>28920623
fuck off attention whore, nobody likes you
>>28920639
you're welcome
fruitsnackzz
I do nothing but play video games all day. Anyone here been able to stop or hardly play? If so, how?
Bump for interest
I feel like I should quit to, but its difficult when people you work with keep talking about games, and theres nothing else to do
>>28920536
What games do you play, anon?
I have the exact opposite problem. I miss the times as a kid when I spent all day playing games, but I can't find any I enjoy anymore.
>>28920726
Right now, I'm playing a couple but its pretty much non stop so it feels like a chore.
1. CSGO
2. GTA5
3. Rocket league
and then a few here an there but these are the main ones.
What is your talent and why is it worthless?
Me: Writing
Big fucking deal, everyone can write and this society could give a rat's ass if you do it slightly better than most people. It's useless bullshit
>>28920515
I can write as well, it means nothing because no one will every consume the works of a middle class larrikin. Even the best writers ever had substansial trouble in making a living from it
I can jump really high, like absolute fuck off high. I'm 85kg and have a completly untrained vertical leap of 28 inches
I can also get hit in the head really hard without getting knocked out
Art
Writing
It's worthless because I don't do anything with it.
I can spend upwards to 16 hours a day on 4chan and completely punhased at the amount of stupidity here.
>A-are you sure I'm not too fat, anon? I've put on a bit of weight this past month...
What do you say?
Hmmm cant tell with the clothing on, but I dont think so
>>28920508
of course notthis is an unrealistic situation and she will probably just leave me for chad the next day anyway
If you feel like that we could do some workout together
Who here /thoughttheyhadfriendsbutwasjustusedasthebuttoftheirjokes/
>>28920466
>He just realized this
Lel
I have a buttchin ...so I am literally the butt of all the jokes.
Been caught in that several times. That's why I have to keep burning down my contact lists every so often.
/r9k/, you are deluded.
You know Plato's simile of the cave?
You are on the inverted aspect of that analogy, you aren't even perceiving the shadows on the wall as reality, you have your eyes closed and imagine what the shadows are like in reality.
Where is this charmander's flame in the cave? What shadows does it produce?
>>28920457
This post reeks of virgin LOL
>>28920457
I'm happy in my cave. Thank you very much.
