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>every girls thumb has touched her pussy
>two of my fingers are resting in my pussy right now
>>28922549
>my
LE LE LE I'M LE GRILL BTW XDXDZSZSXDXDXDXDZDXD
i dont know,,,, thumb? couldnt you have picked a beter finger?
Hey robots, I think I have a chance to get nudes of this QT that I met at work. Can you guys help with what to say?
>6.5 - 7.0
>personality
no
Should i change the subject??
you sound like a doormat
a not very attractive one
My friend is starting to become a normie what do I do
sabotage him
drag him back to the depths
and punish him with camaraderie
Let him? Better than being a bot
>>28922472
>Having a friend
Sounds like you're the normie
Elliot Rodger bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSqndUZ18A
this man is a legend. hope to be like him one day.
>>28922399
Surprised I haven't seen this before.
>>28922428
+1
The supreme gentlemen. An idol for what women should be attracted to, instead of what they seem to be.
I created an extreme metal album. Its a mix between black and Death metal. I want to show people on the internet, because I am proud of it, but Im too afraid to tell people about it because of the thought of getting hate. Its a dilemma that I go though every day. It is a sad state of existence.
>>28922373
Black metal shouldn't be mixed with bullshit death metal though. This is coming from someone that despises metal fans that constantly bicker about genre classifications and other inane bullshit.
>>28922440
Yeah, it is black metal instrumentals for the most part. I cant do the shrieking so I mainly did deeper, growlier vocals. The vocals themselves can be understood without much effort, but thats really the only thing that makes it death.
>>28922466
Oh sorry I misread and thought you made a mixtape haha. Felt like a weird thing to feel insecure about.
This is the most fucking bullshit I've ever seen in my entire life
>people tell me to look at a girl after you've yawned to see if she yawns and is interested in you
>cute girl in biology class that sits directly across from me will be a good first test
>let out huge yawn and stared at the girl, hoping she would yawn too
>after a couple mins go by she says "stop starting at me, weirdo "
>kids around heard and started laughing at me
I just don't understand where I fucking went wrong.
>>28922284
>tried anything
that's where.
stop trying.
>>28922284
You didn't pronounce your yawn enough. She probably didn't notice.
Next time REALLY emote your yawn so it's vocal. She'll be all over your dick in no time.
>>28922284
Obviously she was interested in you dumbass.
Who /crippling anxiety/ here?
What helps/helped? What can be done, if anything? How much of a shut-in are you? Why are you and I still alive at all?
>>28922280
>Why are you and I still alive at all?
To pussy to kill myself
>>28922280
>What can be done, if anything?
I had terrible anxiety when I was in high school and during my first 3 yeas of college. I think after that I became depressed and then eventually just stop caring. I literally have no anxiety about anything anymore,
I think the best cure is apathy.
Apathy is you way out, OP. Once you stop caring you have no reason to anxious about anything,
>>28922280
Just talk to your doctor and try to get beta blockers.
I took propanalol a few times and once you start doing things again minus the dread and crippling anxious feeling it all kind of goes back in its box anyway.
> mfw i referred to myself as a robot in a high school reunion the other day
Just fucking kill me already
>>28922204
>went to a high school reunion
>>28922207
This
Why would you go to one
do it yourself you faggot
It's the wee hours of Monday for those of you living in the relevant parts of the world. This means no normies and wagecucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you're a NEET who stays up all night cos he has no responsibilities. Maybe you're a trap who makes a living on chaturbate. We don't give a fuck. Maybe you're a fucking junkie. The more messed up you are, the more welcome you are to our group.
We have a shit ton of women and beta orbiters you can pour your anger on. We even have niggers and niggresses, and a lot of chill people to have fun conversations with and exchange wikkid photos and videos with and laugh at random shit.
To join us, use this link
https://join.skype.com/aEgZVcakDCGw
or add tobykratom
add me jessijames.125
how big is the group?
>>28922727
28 members at the moment
>TREAT A WOMEN KINDLY
>treats women kindly
>get thought of as a pervert or a gay
I was in line at McDonald's getting some breakfast this morning. There were two very attractive young ladies in the line next to mine. I complimented them and they giggled. One of them asked if I could buy breakfast for them and I said sure. Cost me like 15$ and some change for their breakfast but the smiles on their faces was priceless. We said our goodbyes and I asked for the cute brunettes number. She said she had a boyfriend so she couldnt. All I could think was what a lucky guy. A gorgeous and loyal girlfriend. One day I will meet the girl right for me. That is what being a gentlemen is all about. Not some ridiculous "alpha" nonsense or being a womanizer, it is about being a man- a real man.
>being kind to females
EL OH FUCKING EL
>>28922108
That's not part of the D E N N I S operating system..
Chad with his whole life ahead of him dies young. How does this make you feel robots? At least you're still alive, right?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3615901/Tragedy-former-college-swimmer-22-drowns-lifeguard-fitness-test.html
>>28922066
There's not a greater blessing than dying young, although his manner of death was shitty.
>lifeguard dying on a lifeguard fitness test
fucking kek
>>28922066
I find it more satisfying when a 9/10 stacy dies unexpectedly
I've predicted every major unwxpected event in my life weeks before it happened and I've also predicted several peoples deaths
>>28922035
How do you do it? I keep having dreams of future events of mostly death. Months later they happen exactly the as they happened in my dreams. I am predicting Damascus, Syria is going to be completely obliterated later this year and its going to cause a huge chain reaction for the entire middle east. People think the refugee crisis moving into Europe now haven't seen anything yet.
i predict that i'll stay a virgin for the rest of my life
pls tell me ill die peacefully
Anyone else have pseudo-intellectual friends who are always prattling on about whatever pop-science horseshit they saw recently?
At the moment it's income inequality and automation. They're all Trump or Bernie voters who want to dethrone the "1%" and who fear robots are going to take all the jobs despite the fact automation has never done anything but reduce unemployment.
I'm in college and so are my friends, so suffice it to say none of them have expertise in these fields. They literally just spew whatever they see on reddit/YouTube.
>>28922025
>2016
>choosing to have friends.
>>28922025
I feel you my man I have this one friend who constantly spouts pseudo intellectual shit like he thinks the internet is gonna "crash" whatever that means. He's a cool guy but I wiah he'd stop talking about this kind of shit it's so cringey
>>28922025
>considering anonymous users on 4chan to be your friends
What's the most fucked up thing you heard/saw this year?
>>28922014
What a genius, I wonder though. Was the entire boyfriend made up or did he just imitate him really well? Damn, impressive either way
Truly God's own work.
>>28922014
you first, OP
original
Today is my birthday can you guys at least sing for me? because nobody else will
fuck you
originally ofcourse
HAPPY BlRTHDAY TO YOU....
>>28922005
why dont you kill yourself
stop being a burden to others
and kill yourself
do us all a little favor
and kill yourself
you wont be missed
so kill yourself on your birthday
