Who here has a sense of humor but not an original one?
tfw I cant even create original poo poo pee pee or mommy's good boy stories
Pity dump you unfunny chump
just an original comment, don't mind me #001
just an original comment, don't mind me #002
Give me one reason why I should kill myself. Just one...
To do something right for once
>>28924390
Because it doesn't get better you just become numb and forget what hurt you
>>28924390
It doesn't get any better. So why postpone the inevitable?
>Mfw there are females browsing our board RIGHT NOW and there's nothing we can do about it
Let that sink in.
This is their new facebook. There is nothing we can do about it. Let that sink in.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
>>28924350
redditors are worse
Would you let your wife vote if she voted the same as you? Would you let her vote if she voted different?
Old MACPEPE had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a frog
E-I-E-I-O
With a REE REE here
And a REE REE there
Here a REE, there a REE
Everywhere a REE REE
Old MacDonald had a farm
Fuck off normalfags
>marrying someone with different political views
Recipe for disaster.
>>28924378
Honestly I don't respect a woman's political views enough for it to ever be a problem for me.
Greentext thread
>be me
>browsing r9k at 6:00
>search for greentext thread
>there isn't one
>make thread
>???
>profit
Share your autistic stories!
>>28924283
>kill yourself faggot
100% oregano
>>28924283
Green text is a cancer.
>21
>work 9-5 at supermarket
>dead inside
>felt like i left high school yesterday
>start to remember my crush
>tfw recall that feeling of fuzzy warm teenage love
>tfw thinking of her 24/7
>hugpillowandpretenditsher.exe
>back to reality
>tfw the closest i am to...
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Ask someone who's purposely going off their anti-depressant medication anything
When I did that all my negative and sucidal thoughts came creeping back during the following few months. It wasn't until I started taking the medication again that I noticed how bad they had gotten. I do not recommend it, OP. You probably wont be able to tell the day to day difference but in the long run it will make it worse for you.
are you not taking them to gain the courage to commit the final act?
If its what you truely want... god speed.
>>28924366
I agree with him. When i stopped i constantly thought about my eventual death and it made everything seem pointless and hopeless. Im back on now but i would recommend staying on the meds
Your a little guy.
>>28924191
this is how stupid every thread is yet i dont know how to respond to it
>>28924201
butt you just did
well memed. for you, a decent burial after civil war 2 is over.
I'm at a loss for words at this point.
I wish I could explain myself but I can't and I won't.
>>28924096
what happened, OP?
are you alright? would you care to try and explain to us as best as you can?
vent it if you want..
Will you at least try? Or this will be a very boring thread.
>>28924128
I rather not be a public spectacle for all to see
Pic related comes up to you.
>My dearest Anon, Sithis awaits you now in the void...
What do?
I whisper back:
SHOO SHOO
FUCKING SOLICITOR CUNTS
TELL THE SITH TO FUCK OFF
>>28924028
>teleport behind him
Heh, nothin personnel kid
The real DB isn't fat.
Tell us all the negative stuff about you, anon. Time to vent.
>drug addicted piece of shit with no desire to work on anything
>spend all my time drinking alone wasting grandma's money and watching south park
>actually would have a chance in life if I wasn't a lazy drug addict
>was in therapy for three months that kinda helped, but quit so I can take speed again
>have an mdma pill in my closed right now stashed...
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>>28924017
Same as you desu
>bummed money and friendship from my gf and her friends
>addicted to weed, drink and tobacco
>ruined my gf's life by bringing her down so much
>tried to kill myself multiple times
>been depressed for 2+1/2 years but it doesn't respond to therapy and the drugs kill me
>have diabetes...
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>>28924017
>will be turning into a slut if i end up homeless as a back up plan
>hate hoomans, most of them
>doesn't want to die per se since it probably hurts like shit but doesn't care if i do because i believe in reincarnation anyway(this is only really negative around normals it seems, they hate that i make death seem so insignificant)
>fetishist
>few inhabitions
>>28925274
Are you still here? We can talk if you're in mood
ree normees
this is a good post, and I like it
>>28923988
Lol yeah bro good post
I fuck
WE
WUZ
NORMIES
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SHIEEET
It is natural for men like you to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support.
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.
The problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity...
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>>28923961
That is a very nice looking torta.
>>28923961
Developing an internal sense of self worth that does not depend on any external validation, and abstaining from sex and masturbation is the only way to transcend your role in nature as a disposable utility and feel like a complete human being free of such petty constraints, and ultimately overcome your programming, for to reject procreation is to reject the limitations of the human body
>>28924068
You lack the hardware for internal validation. You are designed to please women by sacrificing for them.
Just like a hammer used to hold the door open rather than beat on a nail, you are misused if you try to be your own person, by yourself. You will never feel right and proper that way.
Also if you go 2-3 months without masturbation you will just start creaming your panties while you sleep, your body is also designed to test the equipment every now and again. Enjoy waking up in dried sperm, oh pure one.
Morning anon... It's monday but lets put our mind to it and be the best we can!
>>28923940
go le fuck your le self xD
>>28923940
Ur literally gay I'm surprised but I can see it I guess
>>28923944
LOL! Epic comment anom xD
Why are women so insane /r9k/?
Because men enable it
/r9k
Animal brains were never that logical in the first place.
It's the two x chromosomes. A y chromosome balances out the craziness and helps give you drive and focus.
If you have kids are you going to name one of them Chad so he can possibly be a normie and have a better life than you did?
>>28923899
1. I'm not going to have kids, because propagating the curse of life is a pretty pointless and cruel thing to do to someone if you take the time to really analysis life on an abstract level.
2. If I have a son, his name alone isn't the thing that'll make him 'normie' and being normie isn't what makes someone's life better. Life is all about upbringing, genetics and most importantly, who your parents are.
Ik that on this board, social skills are fetishzed, but in the...
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Why would I give my children English names?
my brothers name is chad, and he is a chad
he tried to kill himself this weekend over a chick
kind wish he succeeded