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Does real beauty even exist anymore? https://youtu.be/rx4Bi8HtdG4 look at this, I have been fantasizing over her for the last months. Then she makes a video like this, she isn't even 'hmmm'-tier, just fucking disgusting. She looks like a mix between light downs and albino.
>asmr
>runescape
A true robot
>>28925675
Haha fucking kill yourself you lousy ASMR watching piece of shit. Stop putting women on a pedestal.
>>28925839
Fuck you, asmr is awesome
>tfw hearing the horn honking of wagecucks having to go into work on their holiday
>>28925649
Sigh
Will wagecucks ever learn?
>>28925649
I like borrowing my Dads car and participate in the huge traffic jams, when the light goes green or a space opens for me to drive forward I just sit there and wait, making all the normie scum behind me get late for their work.
I legally own a tazer too so when chad tries to knock on my window I give him a couple of volts.
>>28925649
Thisnoise, accompanied by wagie tears,.
is some glorious music to my ears
Someone give me spoilers about what happens at death.
Everything ends.
You rot in the ground and become worm food like every other living thing on this earth when they die
poop & pee
>virgin at 25
>balding to the point i can no longer hide it
That's it, my chances of ever losing it were already extremely low.
but now it's over.
I'll die a virgin
>>28925609
Shave it and move on with your life. Grow a beard.
>>28925609
You can still hire a hooker you know.
>>28925702
Not even a hooker will agree to sleep with a cueball, kek
>Losing hair
>Acquire Bald-Vision
>Begin seeing every other man's hairline and deciding if he's going bald
>Begin noticing my friends' wives being visibly disgusted by them when they go bald or "just shave it all off bro," they do not feel better, they just get cheated on and everyone takes her side no matter what because they, too, are disgusted by the man's baldness
>At the grocery store, couples with men who have hair walk at parity or with the man in the lead and both partners have a say in what is bought. Couples where the man is bald, the man follows the woman who is rushing to avoid being seen with him, and when he asks her if they can buy something with HIS money, she scolds him harshly, no matter what he wanted
>A single bald man is invisible or a target for ridicule among young people
>After a certain period of time, all bald men begin wearing baseball caps, NEVER showing their scalps
>A lot of people think you're racist for being bald
>>28925583
Aren't you magnifying the problem and distorting reality to make it fit in your disturbed preconception?
No because since I started shaving I've actually gotten more attention and sex, so while I can see what you're trying to say, I think you might be wrong and you should chill out and be less negative.
>>28925681
No, this is the end of the world, senpai
I've been going pure bald for awhile now. It probably greatly hurts my chances with girls since looks are first impression, but like hell will I try.
>A lot of people think you're racist for being bald
Only if you are light skinned. I'm light skinned.
>A single bald man is invisible or a target for ridicule among young people
I've never been ridiculed for it, then again I have a resting Slav murder face. Life could have been worse but what ever.
>ready to workout, white boi?
I wonder who makes these threads
Desperate black girls? White guys with jungle fever? Black cucks?
Weird shit
>>28925558
>no dick
jesus christ how could you come so close and yet fuck up so hard
>>28925558
that looks more like yoga
Whats your favorite band /r9k/?
i like death grips
heres a sad song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
>meme grips
fuck off, normie
>>28925548
Yung Lean tbqh fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4sazbviho
death grips is still good. What do you think of Bottomless Pit?
>she has friends
>she talks to me
>>28925485
The only red flag you need is if it's a girl, period. Everything else is redundant.
>anime
>games
>netflix
>Finally get a job stocking shelves at a grocery store
>Finish early every day and just sit around the break room
>Get told I'm "working too fast" and upsetting the other employees.
I just can't win can I?
how about you work too fast on muh dik
>>28925466
Anon that just means your more willing to put work in than those slackers
Feel proud that you have more will to put effort and energy into your job than anyone else, not your problem
>>28925466
If your stocking shelves and youre posting on 4chan, I assume its a night shift.
If it is, the quota should be set by item count, not time spent.
Report whoever it was to corporate and keep working.
all I wanted was a friend
is that too much to ask
come on roaches just be my friend please
who are all these people meeting other people
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28925927
I'll end your life, roach
Unless you be my friend
>play game
>have a good team
>send out friend requests
>go to sleep
>wake up and still have the same amount of friends
I thought we had fun together.
>>28925384
anon i just don't want to play LoL anymore.
I want to quit.
All my friends are playing dota now.
We've all grown up.
Times have changed.
I need to move on too.
>>28925422
Play Dota, then. I think it's better than LoL in almost every aspect save for the heroes. LoL has way better looking ones.
>>28925422
That's because League is 12 year olds whilst Dota is for big boys.
A. Qiqi
>Hometown: Shenyang, Manchuria
Extremely manipulative, cold-hearted, cruel and sociopathic. she makes a lot of money, but to her you are just a dispensable accessory. during the time you are in a relationship together, if you ever manage to thaw her ice, cold heart just for one instance, she will give you a gift worth millions you get to keep. But, inevitably and unavoidably in the end, you will be tossed away as a damaged broken human
B. Suki
>Hometown: Seoul, Korea
Shallow, vain, narcissistic, histrionic with a severe case of hwabyeong. She is educated and very well-connected. She will immediately drop you for the first person she sees who has greater material worth than you. Don't worry, she will make it up front, blunt and personal. Enjoy your extremely short lived relationship while it lasts. At least you got laid, but only once. You will be in a relationship, break up and be forgotten within less than a week, but for you it was very memorable, fun and exciting.
(1/2)
>>28925336
C. Mei
>Hometown: Taipei, Taiwan.
Deeply romantic, broody, melancholic but also a manic depressive borderline. She is very artistic and sensual and will cause you to feel feels that no woman will ever show you in a thousand lifetimes. Due to her many neuroses, you will have to keep pulling her out of trouble . She will eventually kill herself during the relationship by throwing herself off of the Taipei 101, but you later discover it wasn't about you, but about her first ex and childhood sweetheart getting married to her rival.
D. Saya
>Hometown: Aomori, Japan
A selectively mute, introverted, homely book-worm, she has all your favorite interests and tastes. The perfect definition of a pure, petite qt. Everything literally pure, perfect and comfy. You always come home to find a delicious plate of chicken katsu-curry-omu rice waiting for you on the table for you to scrumptiously devour every night. But, you ultimately find out about her traumatic first and only sexual experience of being gang-raped in an alleyway by a roving pack of Roppongi Nigerian gangsters , which permanently imprinted in her mind a deep, dark insatiable desire to get fucked by the tallest, darkest, most-rugged looking black guys.
(2/2)
D all the way. After about 3 years of being in the relationship and research ill go out on a suicide mission to kill as many of the rapists that i can
>>28925347
Go fuck yourself.Bot, go fuck yourself.
Fembots what is your ideal bf?
>Inb4 "taller than me"
>>28925310
>Describe your ideal bf
>But only if I could fit the description
Why don't you add hair and eye color to the list as well, you asshat?
>>28925310
>6ft or above
>not fat
>not autistic
>non-robot
A chad who is not abusive and loyal.
loyalty is not something that exists among men though
what kind of underwear do you guys wear?
inb4 panties, traps/trans just don't answer please I'm looking for male answers.
I normally don't wear underwear. I just have a blanket on my chair.
Ftm?
I can't get enough of boxer briefs. They're comfortable, stylish, and perfect for any man on the go (executives, business consultants, important business scientists).
However, they give me swamp ass more than boxers.
A diaper of course cant be bothered to get up and go to the restroom
>go to the corner store
>bottles of coke for a deal if buy 2
>put one in the fridge for later
>finish and already want the second one
should I fucking do it guys should I just drink them both in the row or should I save it it's 5:15 am btw
Just drink the second one, it'll put you one step closer to sweet merciful death
>>28925052
just be yourseIf brochacho
>>28925052
Dude don't make this decision yourself assemble a council of trusted confidantes and family members
Just slow down itll be okay jus CALM DOWN CALM YHE FUCK DOWN GOD DAMN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
