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Weekly autistic /r9k/ virgin thread.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
It is weekly.
>>28927496
>tfw no cute shota-chan to call me onee-san
>>28927496
>watch the video
>think it's about Imperial Japanese infantrymen or about Napoleon's Le Grande Armee
>halfway when he starts talking about orcs realize it's from Warhammer
>mfw
>>28927513
Can I be your friend, husky poster?
t. Hijak poster
So how many here are actually schizoid?
paranoid schizoid here!
they giving me abilify for some retarded reason
>>28927523
Does it make you restless?
>>28927456
Everyone that posts ITT and admits to being one is self-diagnosed.
Aged 34, graduated 3 times, unemployed, still a virgin, trapped in my parents' house.
https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE
>>28927358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvXiUlRWKgOriginal condiment donut steel
>>28927358
welp this is going to be me in 12 years at this rate
>>28927358
sex is kind of overrated. Besides, you couldn't get it up now to a woman from all the years of masturbation. I'm sure you'll figure out about the rest
I walked past two girls sunbathing in bikinis, first ones this year, much more to come.
Why is life mocking me? I know that i can't and won't get a woman but why does it have to shove the facts up my face?
>>28927337
Because life is a mockery itself.
You just need to roll with the punches OP.
It's ok to acknowledge that a girl is pretty but just don't express that to them or give too much attention
i prevent this by not going outside
>>28927337
why are you so self-obsessed that you think the universe is tormenting you at every turn?
wish you guys had some actual problems desu
heyy guys it's me izzy x3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/izzypops
hit me up for some nice fun together
me irl btw:http://imgur.com/a/f2Umx
can you pls stop posting my steam
are you a boy?
are you a boy?
>>28927437
oh.. that's... okay. i knew im just that ugly to be categorised as a girl anyway :(
Why dont you guys start lifting?
>muhmuhmuh people will make fun of me :^(
Noone gives a shit about you at the gym. People will respect you for trying to make a change.
You will start seeing gains really fast as a noob.
Once you start noticing you will get even more motivated to continue.
After a month it wont seem like a chore to go. It will become a part of you're daily routine and you wont think about it.
If you're fat try and cut out soda. You will lose weight fast without even trying.
You will be suprised about how much better you would look with a good posture and nice clothes.
It's not even hard... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
That guy went through puberty. Has nothing to do with lifting.
>>28927223
Oh that must mean that my post is complete bullshit :^)
GET LIFTING FAGGOT
>>28927210
>try and help robots get a better life
>gets ignored by everyone
kek mate
This thread is for the most greatest personality type of them all INFJ. Fellow INFJ report in, males especially.
I am an INFJ on the path to self discovery through logic and acceptance/control of my emotions. If you have any questions about your turbulent mind and ill try answer them the best i can.
>>28927201
>infj shill
>tripfag
How have I not filtered you? Also fuck off with your bait thread, INTP is best.
>>28927582
Intp though beautiful in its own right, has no competition over logical or emotions against the infj
>>28927201
you've made me embarrassed to be an infj, thanks.
holy shit you sound so full of yourself please stop
Ok /r9k/, I just had an amazing dream
>in woods for some reason
>under small cliff see picnic table
>motherfucking Chitose and Sakurako (I think Sakurako was there, don't know)
>immediately go to Chitose
>get on her lap
>lean in right in front of her face
>whisper "Chitose" and nothing else
>now with friend from school
>gets scooters and starts leading me to where the characters from Yuruyuri live
>we travel a good distance
>suddenly at library from my Middle School
>he's on a computer
>librarian has me organise small plastic cases that somehow contain Monopoly games
>finish
>friend is fucking gone
>don't get to meet Akari
Kind of disappointing, but I enjoyed it all the same
>>28927183
Ayano is cute.
>>28927550
Best part is when I got on Chitose's lap and whispered "Chitose", she made those cute anime noises. Unfortunately, she didn't get a nosebleed
kill sakurako i hate her so much
What time do you guys usually wake up?
What time do you physically get out of bed, if ever?
Usually 7, then get out of bed an hour later. Typically go to bed at 1 am.
>>28927173
Usually around 2PM
unless I have a shift at subway I don't get out of bed unless I'm shitting
Did the latest episode hit too close to home /r9k/?
>>28927067
No, I'm not fat and my father is a litteral cuck, or at least he has been for 15 years and did nothing about it.
>>28927067
That episode was literally anti-robot. They even made it a comedy skit where she sneaks out with his girlfriend's son.
>>28927067
>Brings home child of another father
>Brings home a fucking savage subhuman
>Steals his family's airloom
>Is still fat
He really is a cuck faggot, his father has every reason to treat him like shit. I laughed the whole time he was roasting him.
There are no robots in GoT.
Hello, until I get bored I will draw your requests. Bear in mind that I can't draw at all. Cheers.
Can you draw me a friend please?
>>28926913
here you go mate. Enjoy your new friend
>>28926977
Nice dubs, and thank you
I don't even want death any more.
I want nothing.
Why can't it stop?
>>28926741
have a wank laddie
Have a goal, and work towards it. Otherwise you're just drifting aimlessly, probably living for your next high or something.
>>28926762
You missed the point of the post there entirely, anon.
You cannot have a goal if you do not even wish to wish to have a goal.
Ok robots I've been thinking about how we are all born into situations out of our control and often they are shitty.
So ITT we describe the perfect scenario we wish we had been born in
You get to choose:
>Your Gender
>Your Race
>Your Parent(s)
>Where you live
>At what time period you are born
>Anything else you want
>Female (don't want to be attracted to women)
>Italian
>Italian people
>North Italy
>The 80s
>Weed and a farm
>boy
>Caucasian
>high class nobles
>England
>200 years before the Black Plague
After being well educated and wealthy, I move to the countryside with my pure qt3.14 maiden to live in peace, raising a strong handsome son and a smart, feminine daughter
>>28926720
>>your gender
Male
>>your race
Shitskin
>>you parents
Nobility
>>where you live
Medina,Saudi Arabia
>>at what time period you are born
620
![cfedea94-e0e7-4817-8691-c544340ac49f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VN70zTW.jpg "cfedea94-e0e7-4817-8691-c544340ac49f[1]")
whores that slept with +3 men shouldnt be able to express their public opinion and should be considered trash
mandatory bracelets to show of the number of sex partners on every person on planet Earth that doesnt live in the 3rd world
virgin - special color
1-3 partners - special color
4-10 partners - special color
10+ partners - witch status/black bracelet
but why though do you feel this way.
>>28926677
there's literally nothing wrong with whores
And of what benefit would that be to anyone?
>you'll never go to a gigantic world war with a qt wife waiting at home for you
>you'll never make lifelong brothers in the trenches
>you'll never excite your grandkids with stories about the war
I know war isn't as romantic as that, but anything is better than this dreary existence.
>just join the army then bro!
My country only has "peacekeeping" forces and never goes to war.
>>28926664
>anything is better than this dreary existence.
>My country only has "peacekeeping" forces
Choose a different country to fight for then?
But no, you're just a crybaby.
I did a 7 month tour of Afghan. The cool stuff was greatly outweighed by the shitty stuff. Sorry to ruin your dream.
>>28926664
You need to delete this thread. That image has a 2nd world war German standing in a 1st world war British trench. If you don't know this then you certainly don't deserve a world war to fight in.
