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Swotvac edition
Who else here /cantstudy/?
>tfw spend more time watching naruto than studying
It's summer break why are you studying?
>>28926254
Southern hemisphere fag here. Winter is coming
>>28926174
I need over the best grade on the recuperative exam to pass a class
Hold me, robots
Ive just drunk 4 Monster energy's in a row in an hour, whats going to happen to me if i drink this 5th one /r9k/?
you will become the monster
>>28926154
I'll have one wicha m8
brb
A tattoo of the monster logo will start growing on your arm.
Yesterday I had a 330ml diet 7up and I could barely get through it because it was so much and so sweet. I don't know how you withstood four monsters in an hour.
Why is this board so obsessed with black cock?
all bbcposting is done by the jews to manipulate honest white men into becoming cucks.
>>28926141
it isn't
i think robots hate chad more than blacks honestly
>>28926253
>i think robots hate chad more than blacks honestly
not really
Better hurry up, wagecuck. Your boss doesn't want you to be late again.
memorial dayand if you're not American get off our site
>>28926186
emperor hiro is japanese
get off amerifat
apologize for bombs
>>28926231
You'll get another double if you dont shut the fuck up
>I'm ordering something you want anything anon
I don't get it. What is the joke.
>>28926135
>What is the joke.
OP can't make a decent thread, kek
>>28926072
Guess I'll have a chicken madras
Is there a worse thing than being born as an extraordinary person, yet into such poor conditions that you will never be able to do anything extraordinary, /r9k/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
Guess not, thanks for confirming.
>>28926370
No problem, chief
>>28926071
there are some things worse than covert narcissism yes
I'm a 28yo neet virgin.
Cool. How's that working out for ya?
>>28926004
have you always been like this?
>>28926004
There's always sleep. Sleep is good
Guys is there something wrong with my dick? I thought it was normal but then I saw my brother's dick and his looks way different. Pic related, it's us, and my sister is also inspecting my dick.
>>28925950
Ar-are you the famous Baobab Dick-sensei?
>>28925950
wh-why does it look like that...
Can it enter pussy?
>"you're fucking retarded, feel bad about what you just said"
>know for a fucking fact that IQ is heritable
>literally telling me to feel bad about an immutable function of my genotype that I couldn't fucking change if I wanted to
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fucking que
>>28925908
It's not immutable. If you're kept in a prison cell and punched in the head with boxing gloves several times a day for years your intelligence will be lower than it would otherwise.
Good going, retard.
I don't understand this post.
Well I believe that you're retarded.
>>28925985
No, the _function_ is immutable. You can break shit, but that doesn't mean you can fix shit. There are more ways for things to be broken than there are for them to be fixed, hence entropy.
>>28926000
>I don't understand
>tumbr_lcavnvjnpdfkmvkr
>picture of anime character from show you don't watch
Who are ya?
>basing yourself on some iceberg meme
only meme that comes close to reality is the alpha beta one.
Level 2 casual here.
>>28925848
>playing video games
Top fucking kek
Roll for a shitty superpower.
>>28925813
Rolling for languages or being a catGOD.
>>28925813
Come on self explodey
Show those snackbars how we do it in the states
>>28925813
how long do the orgasms last for?
also roll
That time that you wrecked chad.
I'll start
>9th grade
>decide to be friends with the stoners/betas
>by 11th grade, had all I can take of these whiny betas
>try to Chad
>too beta to be Chad, too Chad to be a beta
>wtf have I done
>one Chad in particular grinds my fucking gears
>same school rugby team and rowing crew
>overhear him talking to friends one day
>"anon doesn't deserve to be here, nowhere near good enough"
>graduate school with a massive chip on my shoulder
>play rugby for university team
>Chad is on the other team from another club
>on the ground, feel a punch to the back of my head
>it Chad
>swing like a mother fucker
>connect with chads face
>their team get btfo
>Chad tries to shake my hand
>tell him to get fucked
>Never felt better in my entire life
Noice mang.
I told this Stacey that she needs to seriously think about her actions and that she's ridiculous and unfunny.
She cried. WINWINWIN
>15
>get in argument with fatshit Chad one day over petty shit
>go to recess
>Everyone in the grade sits in one big area to eat their madsnacks
>hear Chad giggling
>see beta showing him a video of the argument
>"you sure s-showed him my friend :^)"
>walked up to chad and beta
>REEEEEEEEE
>called them faggots in front of the whole grade
>feelsgoodman
>get nod of approval from plebs
>go home
>cry
Rugby is so gay.
What do you do with your new found power, anon?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>28925738
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sponge_Physiology
I guess I would live in a pineapple under the sea.
>mental disorder inducement
now they will feel my pain
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relativity_Manipulation
Sick I would arbitrarily play around with trying to rip apart space and time in subtle ways constantly.
Once I got some of it figured out pretty well I would eliminate rivals, like magic users. Once they're gone I'd manipulate time and go back and kill ones from before them just to make sure. I'm not sure what after that.
Why do people think the student life isn't at all lie being a wagecuck? All a person is during education is emulating the life of a hardworking wagecuck while paying someone to give you a grade and a piece of paper saying you passed. Talk about being cucked! All thst while preparing them for the wagecuck life!
>>28925714
>getting an education
>"I-I didn't pass community college b-but you're being cucked! h-haha loser!"
Becoming an intellectual isn't being cucked. Sure I'll have bills to pay later but by that time, I'LL be Mr. Shekelstein, sending my army of wagies to destroy the neet life.T-that said my ultimate dream is to live alone and become a neet so I don't have to do anything ever
>>28925770
>paying someone to be an intellectual
>not being cucked
Wagecucks and wagecucks-in-training sure are delusional.
Good thing I get paid to goto school.
:)
>tfw the sun is coming up
>>28925684
Nigger, you need better shades. If I didn't have a clock on the computer, I'd never know what time it was.
>>28925684
this
>>28925707
I've been looking into sound proofing too
fucking birds
>>28925707
I wish I could but my windows are too big and I don't live alone
