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Anyone get frustrated with a certain other image board? One where the rules say don't talk about the time you went on a date or kissed a girl, which is fine and dandy but if you even so much as admit that you once had an interest in that, it's instant banhammer. Where else is there for people like us to go?
Not there?
Why go to a place where you're not welcome and get mad about their rules?
Dubchan?
>>28926589
I'm not mad about their rules, just about the fact that they're so overeager in enforcing it that they boot people who didn't explicitly violate them.
We are open. Slavtendie here, I will be serving you lads drinks and advices if you are in need of some.
How was your day?
I'm too young to drink...
>>28926293
It's 9 in the morning how did I get here
>>28926318
>mfw 20 year old Americans have to order a soda or juice like little children
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electricaI engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actualIy curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
Archaic copypasta, still pretty funny tho.
As an EE I love this and also slightly agree
>>28925677
>Makes stale old shitpost
>still gets dubs
Why even live?
ITT: post fap triggering images for robots
hardmode: no furries
>>28924942
Demanding sauce of the pic
thats not REAL thicc
>>28925027
Lana Rain she's one of the best camgirls right now
Why do girls call me ugly? What the fuck? I'm a 7 at very worst
>>28922471
Was your mother a reptile?
Frog eyes.
>>28922489
What the hell does that even mean?
>>28922502
What? My eyes are fine.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
what's on right now?
>>28921847
Twilight Zone. Just finished watching American Psycho with Elliotwave intermissions.
its a comfy chat :)
daily reminder that women will no longer coddle you, /r9k/, you have enjoyed their intellectual labor and unconditional assistance all your life but it's over now.
Nobody has ever coddled me.
Female or otherwise.
by the way last time I did this I got called a shill by a dozen of dumbass posters, so I'm clarifying that this is a women hate thread and everything I type is sarcastic
Females will naturally fall into the nurture mode if they aren't surrounded by other females telling them what they should do.
Put away your worries and troubles for a little while and join me anon.
It's time for some /comfy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Z8ZPRI-YQ
>>28921409
I enjoy comfy. Here's a pic of a comfy diner. Oh, and it's raining tonight. That's extra comfy.
I'll post some, why not.
Which type has more autism?
Yours though be honest
>>28920673
Fuck off
Fgfdcff
>>28920673
i dunno what don't people like about them
Do you dress as autistic as you act or is it hard to spot you're a robot till you open your mouth?
I dress in brand shit I bought about 2 years ago last time I really went clothes shopping. I don't iron it and the color is never coordinated. I usually wear a hoodie, jeans and a game of thrones t-shirt since I always get them for christmas.
>>28914402
Xyz anon
>tshirt (sometimes with a logo or something, sometimes not)
>cargo shorts
>sometimes long socks
>hoodie sometimes
>autism sneakers
yeah i'm a pretty autistic dresser. i even have the neckbeard and bring around my 3ds everywhere
>>28914480
Fucking Christ I didn't think I would find my everyday outfit so quickly
Magic Conch shell,
Will I get a gf this year?
>>28912537
the truth is revealed op
magic conch shell:
Will she respond to my text tomorrow?
>>28912537
pls magic conch i really want gf
>>28912537
magic conch shell:
Will it happen?
ITT: Stories from your childhood that made you into the robot you are today.
>me and dad get into argument because he kicks me off computer
>tell him to fuck off
>he tells me to go hide in my room and jack off like I always do
didn't even say anything back ;_;
>Dad beat me anytime I questioned him
>Anytime he had work to do on the house or something it meant my brother and I had work to do on the house
>If the work ever got tough he'd start cussing and would immediately default to blaming my brother and I
>My brother would basically deal with his attitude the same way my mom would: just accept it
>I'd usually get pissed off because the way I saw it I was doing him a favor by helping him and I didn't need the attitude that came with it
>After years of rinsing and repeating this obviously it wore down our relationship
>My 18th birthday on father's day my dad asked me to go outside and throw the football with him, refused and stayed inside to play vidya with friends
>Pretty sure he realized he was dead to me, would still ask me to help him do shit and would get angry all the time but that was about the only contact we had
>Would still talk to mom and brother all the time, occasionally overheard dad bitch to mom that I never did anything with him
>Tried to guilt me into going to an NFL game with him a few months before I moved out
>Have no relationship with him to this day
>Brother still calls me and sometimes drops the "Why don't you talk to dad?" card
>Never answer it because I know dad is just trying to talk to me through him
>Mom still sends me cards on my birthday and on Christmas and signs "Mom and Dad" on them even though I know my dad doesn't even know when my birthday is or how old I am
>was once spanked for swearing
>didnt swear
>was never abused but took punishments hard
>once flinched when my mother raised her hand in the corner of my view
>mocked for it
>was told girls like nice guys
>just be yourself
>integrated these lies into myself
I think I am the most obsessed person with Elliot Rodger in the whole world.
I sometimes thought I might be 2nd or 3rd, behind that guy who runs the 'ElliotRodger' tribute channel on YouTube, but at other times I really think there is not another person as obsessed with him as I am. I developed an interest in him soon after May 2014 as a lot of us did, and read My Twisted World, soon after, but it didn't really take off until around September 2015.
In September 2015 I read My Twisted world a 2nd time, and my interest was sparked more intensely this time. I watch all of his videos again 2/3 times, read the manifesto another few times (including listening to the audiobook version) have watched all documentaries about him, and the 20/20 interview with his father. I've researched every news article I can (daily checking google news search for 'Elliot Rodger') and now I think May 23rd is more exciting to me than any other day of the year.
I've searched for every possible picture of him, and crave that there will be more leaks one day, even though the hope is slim
I may be wrong about me being the single most obsessed person in the world, and am willing to be proven wrong, but it certainly feels like it.
would you let him fuck you?
Has thinking about Elliot ever given you a boner?
>>28910433
Of course not, I am male, not gay, and neither of us would enjoy it.
>meet pretentious chick on okc
>she's a poet who wrote 2 books
>has no idea how obnoxious she sounds like
>really hot though and lives close to me
>we text in which it's mostly about her "creative strifes" in life
>had to endure this
>don't even bother bringing up about my hobbies until she asks
>when i do talk about them she quickly cuts me off
>she's writing a third book
>she constantly talks about being used
>me thinking she's giving sexual favors to publish her shitty poetry
>eventually she asks to see a recent pic of
>agree
>she immediately then says she has to go to sleep
>never hear from her again
This was 2 years ago and have completely given up on women since
>>28909236
>dead
>she's clearly very much alive
Why would you lie like this?
>Be /fit/ all my life, tall and handsome
>all the Qts from high school are literally getting married to fat chads
the migrant rape crisis in europe starting from the rotherham scandal being uncovered to the austrian election where women voted in the party that supports importing more rapists
in between those events i pretty much realized everything i needed to know about the female psyche and how twisted and fucked up they are at a ground level
w-wanna be my steam friend anon?
>>28933805
Maybe I could.
What do you usually play?
Robot? Fembot?Transbot?
bump
Thread deserves to live a little longer
>>28933805
yes, what's your id?
