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Objectively the three best video games ever:
Tetris
Doom
Dark Souls
Prove me wrong.
>>28930366
No Dragon's Dogma
No Super Metroid
No Kirby Super Star
Shit list.
>no Perfect Dark
>>28930366
Kill yourself
MGS2
Deus Ex
Hitman Blood Money
Also Dark Souls isn't even the best souls
Have you even played demon souls?
Normie faggot
Is Tinder undeniable proof that looks are the only thing that matter?
Is there any hope for non-hot people?
what else is there when all you got is a bunch of pics?
>>28930858
But pics are all people want to see because they just want to see what you look like and they don't give a shit about anything else.
Undeniable proof that looks are the only thing that matter for guys
If you're an ugly girl you'll still get more attention by far than a guy that's even 4 points more attractive than you
Anyone on EUW?
>>28930062
>playing yi
Saged.
I only play HOTS lad sorry
EUW here
Why dont you move to Denmark anon?
>free health care
>free education
>NeetBUX
>hot grills
>nice weather
Must suck living in the US.
>>28929873
They won't let me in, I'm not a muslim.
I have two misdemeanors, however I do have Danish ancestry
>>28929956
fucking kek
>>28929980
can't you get citizenship through them?
You idiots almost completely ruined my life with your bullshit. I used to like robots at first and i was one because i could relate to you humongous cunts. I was socially autistic, awkward, lonely and tfw no gf.
Im a literal 1/10. A literal one. I used to have some hope before r9k but your redpill completely consumed me in depression.
Last week this new girl in class i asked out said yes and told me she has always had a huge crush on me. I lost my virginity to her two days ago. We're happy and im finally feeling sane again.
If you wanna escape robotism pls stop believing in these bullshit memes these losers speak of. JUST GET OUT OF THIS PLACE IF YOU CAN STILL FEEL A TINY BIT OF SANITY LEFT IN YOU. RUN. NOW.
No where to go
Nope, too late for some of us. Really. But have fun with your normalfag life. You should probably leave here now.
Hello normalfriend and nice pasta. I appreciate the sentiment, after all this place can warp your mind in a way that places you outside societal norms if you spend several hours a day refreshing it. We become like the people we surround ourselves with.
However some of us were not build for this world.
Do you like my dock, r9k?
Frogs live in this water and I squat on the dock and take it all in. I think it is comfy as fuck.
Here is a frog bro under the dock. This dock is two feet wide and a little over four feet long.
>>28929566
Wow, it's like looking into the life of a serial killer.
>>28929566
It looks sorta cozy, but it doesn't look too stable. Don't fall into it please.
can someone tell me how you can commit suicide the most effective with sleeping pills.
brand, dosage, what to eat, not to eat, basicly anything that helps the process or that can disturb the process
if i do it (keeping my options open) i dont want to wake up in a hospital and be seen as an attention whore
guess i ll just jump then
>>28929347
Pills are a dumb way. If you want to die then hang yourself.
>>28929565
meh i always wanted to put some calm music on and just drift away, you can t do that when you hang yourself
>tfw girls having sex with dogs is becoming mainstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY
>>28928943
>tfw cucked by pupper
>>28929037
Dogs are man's best friend amigo. Why would you deny your best friend some pussy?
>>28928943
it was kind of hot when she raised her knee up. Looked like the dog was licking her out. Why do I get turned on by this wtf
>part of the alt-right
>identifies self as a nhilist
>hasn't read a book since high school
>only hobby is videogames
>insecure about height
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
>has the virgin sneeze
Welp I fit every category. To be fair though I skipped prom because I went to Thailand with my then-girlfriend
>>28928454
>virgin sneeze
What?
>insecure about height
That's literally everybody. I'm 6'3 and wear one inch lifts
>>28928454
such bait
wow
very ignore
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Yes, only that many people are left after the roll call.
Well, uh, I don't even know what to say.
I'm so fucking sad that I can't stand it.
I was thinking about suicide today, which isn't that odd for me. Most of the time I have to do this almost every week, but now I held it off for some time, because the parliament managed to distract me for a while.
>even escapism stopped working
I wish 4chan boards actually were governed like this. The elected parties would then choose the mods they want for the board. If theres a major fuckup Hiroshima would obviously do re-elections. That way it would be possible to let the board decide what it wants to be.
>>28928502
>its a anon makes things awkward by wanting to kill himself post
Take the test robots. Let's separate the numales from the men.
http://www.politicalcompass.org
Pic related is mine.
>>28928435
I don't know how to read this.
>tfw homosex trapfu who just wants a white nation with pro-lgbt politics and 1960s social attitudes sans stupid religious right shit like abortion, recreational drugs with low chance of dependency, and anti-lgbt shit
>tfw understand that i'm in the green corner because my decisions are based on emotion and not logic
>tfw would never want some of my views to be enforced but it's just how i feel
>tfw trust my alt right bf more than i do myself when it comes to political discussions
i hate nu-males too guys. i'm just a feminine faggot is all... i apologize
if you're blue you should off yourself
if you're purple you're a literal meme
https://youtu.be/IwQW7cnfCNw
Fuck the UK's jew propaganda in adverts. Watch until the end
Cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish - moot
>race for love
>it's survival of the fittest
At least they aren't doing the Disney thing of pretending that "love" is some kind of magical unconditional thing so it's not all bluepilled propaganda.
>>28929083
Disney is super redpill, jewish reverse psychology, roastie.
How do you sluts fail to see that? They make it seem one way, then they pay feminist bloggers to blog about how men are trying to program you as kids or somewhat.
I swear, everytime I hear roasties talking about "muh disney, unrealistic omg", I feel like ripping your heads off.
>"I only started teaching myself to code 3 months ago with no experience whatsoever."
>"I just landed my first dev job earning $45,000" per year!"
>"Its easy to get a job in tech these days! Go for it!!!!"
But thats fucking boring as shit to me
Learning Coding is easier for you Autismos.
Pretty much how I got my job.
>local gamestop was hiring for managers only
>never had a manager postion before, never even worked at a gamestop before
>wear a push up bra under a nice polo shirt so the girls looked really perky
>been manager for nearly 4 years now.
Seriously every time I even jokingly say how I should find a new job I get a small raise and asked to stay.
how's that tinder going /r9k/?
its an easy way to meet women and youll improve your social skills so you arn't full autismo with girls you actually care about
>>28928006
What pic are you using? M8 origami commendation.
>>28928156
>posting face to r9k
>>28928006
Started yesterday. A few matches so far. Focusing on meh looking girls I could see myself actually talking to/meeting. Also using my real photos to boost my confidence. Pretty fun desu senpai.
Have you ever considered just dressing up as girls with your best friend and taking turns fucking each other? No having to deal with bullshit from women and you get to deposit gallons upon gallons of your seed inside his boipucci.
>>28927680
i don't have a best friend
As I said last time.
I'd be the girl pretty much all the time.
>>28927692
You should find someone on r9k, then
